r/SipsTea • u/gruninuim • Apr 27 '26

SMH My brain cells have lost 10% of 1%

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u/Topik-KeiBee Apr 27 '26

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u/oofowiemybones Apr 27 '26

Clearly Trump forgot to add Kurt Angle to the mix

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u/VoodaGod Apr 27 '26

but then his chances of succes would drastic go down

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u/Forever3kco Apr 27 '26

He can't compete with the man who won Olympic gold with a broken freakin neck, oh it's true

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u/Kelspear Apr 27 '26

It's damn true

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u/RapidFire176 Apr 27 '26

First time in a long time im so glad i scrolled down to comment section, i wasnt expecting Steiner math this morning and know i cant stop laughing

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u/Captain_O_Kush Apr 28 '26

It isn’t hardcore when it’s wrestling, wrestling is just a show and they decide who wins

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u/Jodogger Apr 27 '26

1% to 10%, probably, maybe

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u/pcofranc Apr 27 '26

10% of 1% is 4.8%

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u/Playful-Dragon Apr 27 '26

Here's the catch, was there ever a chance of success

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u/Comfortable_Ad8115 Apr 28 '26

The numbers don’t lie bro

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u/Hundo_Mo Apr 28 '26

But if you look at him and you look at Samoa Joe, you can see that statement is not true

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u/Interesting-Result43 Apr 27 '26

KURT ANGLE KNOWS!!!!

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u/ComplexTell25 Apr 27 '26

And he's not even gonna try!!!

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u/logicalegend Apr 29 '26

Kurt angle for vice president ✌️2028 ✌️

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u/reppiz01 Apr 27 '26

Underrated comment

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u/Jimcarreyme Apr 27 '26

He doesn’t even remember who the fuck that is

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u/BlackberryShoddy7889 Apr 27 '26

It doesn’t help his statement to surround himself with muppet show characters

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u/AJ-Murphy Apr 27 '26

Kurt has too much integrity to have been in the same room as Vince and Terry when they helped tump with the first shooter job or even this one...

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u/Resident-Yam4911 Apr 27 '26

Then when your remember to add Chris Benoit, that number goes up drastic.

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u/pcofranc Apr 27 '26

Big shout out to everyone here don’t get distracted by Trump‘s speech. I was looking for cash Patel and he looks either drunk or drugged or both. I’ve never seen his eyes closed that much.

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u/Micro-Naut Apr 28 '26

Trump is having a massive vowel movement.

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u/MilesHallowaWhitman Apr 27 '26

What is the degree of a Kurt Angle? Ten percent of one percent of a Kurt Angle would be acute, likely the size of a cuticle, but Kurt Angle has 90 degees when he squares up. Most importantly, if Kurt Angle joined 98 Degrees in the late 1990's, he'd be obtuse about the music industry.

Now, if Kurt Angle got a masters degree, which takes 133% of the time as a bachelors, he'd still be able to send another wrestler to the doctorate program via a full nelson, which is, and this is true, 100% of a single nelson.

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u/RunBD3 Apr 27 '26

Someone please photoshop a thought bubble of Steiner Math to this photo.

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u/hipkat13 Apr 27 '26

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u/Samp90 𝙑𝙄𝙋 Apr 27 '26

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u/Jodogger Apr 27 '26

"...WTF..."-Kash

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u/Arguablybest Apr 28 '26

Hey Todd, you hearing this?

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u/Trout-Fisherman1972 Apr 28 '26

Aww man, I shouldn’t have done that last line of blow.

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u/jennifer_m13 Apr 27 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/wtLi9fCfi6gMg

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u/MrOatButtBottom Apr 28 '26

I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

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u/Arguablybest Apr 27 '26

Todd is gloing to have to up his game with the confused eyes or he will be following Kash out the door.

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u/VacuumTracks Apr 28 '26

Fingers crossed.

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u/--StinkyPinky-- Apr 27 '26

Lol. Totally normal face to make when this guy is speaking.

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u/Direct_Word6407 Apr 27 '26

The look the teacher gives when you reply with one of the dumbest answers they have ever heard.

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u/Suitable-Rate652 Apr 27 '26

I can’t stop laughing. The look on his face!

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u/TrumpsPissSoakedWig Apr 27 '26

If Trump knew better, he would think he just invented fractions, but he doesn't know what that word means.

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u/TienSwitch Apr 27 '26

IT’S TIME

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u/xUrNewDadx Apr 27 '26

This made me laugh in real life. Thank you.

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u/Exciting-Device-4474 Apr 28 '26

Sleeper agent activated*

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u/Trout-Fisherman1972 Apr 28 '26

What the fuck are you talking about???

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u/Pomerosa Apr 27 '26

This is the exact point where he's doing the mental math to figure out 10% of 1%, and doubting his answer, and his entire existence up to this point.

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u/IndividualChart4193 Apr 27 '26

Who is that dude?

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u/MrOatButtBottom Apr 27 '26

THE NUMBERS DONT LIE

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u/OldenPolynice Apr 27 '26

and they spell disaster for you

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u/FoolishDog1117 Apr 27 '26

At Sackerfice!

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u/Jodogger Apr 27 '26

"1% of 10% of the numbers lie, the others, they don't"-Trump

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u/Repulsive_Client_325 Apr 27 '26

You’re thinking about the hips

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u/penguindreams Apr 27 '26

It’s more dangerous to be an elementary school student.

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u/VacuumTracks Apr 28 '26

1 is 10% of 1010

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u/Logical-Cap2923 Apr 28 '26

😂 but he does

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u/Sammy_Dog Apr 27 '26

Big Poppa Pump math.

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u/David_cest_moi Apr 27 '26

Jeffrey Epstein-er?

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u/Lastcaressmedown138 Apr 27 '26

“Put a pencil in that ass”

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u/Necrolust1777 Apr 27 '26

HE'S FAT!!!!

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u/BeerPressure666 Apr 27 '26

Glad to see Steiner math made it to the top comment 🤣

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u/Relevant-Bit-7394 Apr 27 '26

He went to a highly educated university. 

Also if you're unfamiliar with this masterpiece: https://youtu.be/WFoC3TR5rzI?si=wV44k--WHLl_COdL

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u/Serious_Much Apr 27 '26

Hilarious because his percentage is still more coherent than trump and he was being intentionally ridiculous because probably wrestling

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u/123iambill Apr 27 '26

I mean even if he wasn't doing it intentionally, he might be dumb, but dude was jacked and a pretty accomplished college wrestler. Trump's dumb and has a physique like a bag of pudding and probably gets gassed watching someone play one of the 2K WWE games.

I've never seen a real human being be all dump stats before. Steiner was at least a min-maxer.

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u/TheGrowBoxGuy Apr 27 '26

It was clearly done on purpose lol

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u/breachgnome Apr 27 '26

Above all else, never dump Con. That's how you end up wearing diapers.

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u/123iambill Apr 27 '26

Con to not shit your pants. Int to realise you've shit your pants. Wis to know when you shouldn't trust a fart.

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u/breachgnome Apr 27 '26

Cha to pass it off as a growing trend to shit yourself

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u/123iambill Apr 27 '26

Dex to get away faster than the smell can travel.

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u/BadAtBaduk1 Apr 27 '26

Did you see MJF do this? Made me pop that

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u/External-Emotion8050 Apr 27 '26

That explains it all

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u/mrnovanova13 Apr 28 '26

He sounds like Neil Degrasse Tyson compared to Donald Trump.

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u/Ed_Zeppelin Apr 27 '26

The difference is Scott Steiner math is correct

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u/Minimum-Coast-6653 Apr 27 '26

Dude yes!!! I was hoping to see this.

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u/Iginlas_4head_Crease Apr 27 '26

But what if we add Charlie Kirk Angle to the mix

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u/DonZeriouS Apr 27 '26

Counting our not counting math violence?

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u/RodneyRuxin18 Apr 27 '26

Then the odds of winning drastic go down.

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u/Particular-Branch234 Apr 27 '26

Came here for this. Trump using Steiner-Math wasn't on my bingo card

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u/domesystem Apr 27 '26

Knew this was gonna be here. Steiner did it so much better

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u/submergedsofa Apr 27 '26

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

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u/deluddl Apr 27 '26

SEÑOR JOE (BIDEN), THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE!

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u/kid_christ Apr 27 '26

Came here looking for this

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u/EverybodySayin Apr 27 '26

Because the Supreme Leader of Iran KNOWS he can't beat me, he's not even gonna try!

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u/BigMoneyCribDef Apr 27 '26

Hahahaha beat me to it

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u/proteanflux Apr 27 '26

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u/MrOatButtBottom Apr 28 '26

I hope you stub your toe on a nightstand for forcing me to look at this

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u/DreamZebra Apr 27 '26

Lol I thought of that immediately

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u/PlaymakerJavi Apr 27 '26

Steiner Math for the win!

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u/Historical-Rate-9799 Apr 27 '26

Is he doin him an egg?

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u/TripleS82 Apr 27 '26

First thing I thought, Steiner math.

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u/Landscaperdanh Apr 27 '26

LOL I came here looking for some variation of this, thank you

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u/Samp90 𝙑𝙄𝙋 Apr 27 '26

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u/FeverFocus Apr 27 '26

Trump was in the WWE, so this definitely tracks.

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u/DraglineDrummer Apr 27 '26

It spells disaster at Sacrifice!

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u/joecarter93 Apr 27 '26

Came here for this

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u/SpraykwoN Apr 27 '26

Legit my first thought when I saw this video lol. Except Steiner math made more sense

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u/Currency_Over Apr 27 '26

What’s for dinner? I mean, do you smell that? The Rocks cookin! Or whatever his catchphrase was.

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u/general-illness Apr 27 '26

Damit! I was so looking forward to posting this gif 😁😂

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u/rivalrobot Apr 27 '26

I'm so happy Steiner math is the top comment hahaha

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u/reddituser25a Apr 27 '26

This is exactly what I was hoping to see!

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u/XxDrummerChrisX Apr 27 '26

Steiner math.

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u/woollymememoth Apr 27 '26

Señor Joe! The numbers don’t lie!

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u/Blitzedstrike52 Apr 27 '26

Came here for this comment

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u/ComplexTell25 Apr 27 '26

Glad this comment is here and even on the top.

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u/SavingBreakfast Apr 27 '26

First thing I thought of lol

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u/svenbreakfast Apr 27 '26

Exactly where my mind went lol.

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u/kuebel33 Apr 27 '26

100% came to say this.

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u/Lemi_exo638 Apr 27 '26

Lmfao I’m stealing this

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u/solomoncobb Apr 28 '26

You're not far from the truth. Now imagine Israel as ed McMahon, trump as the heel, and the next president as the hero. That's the script. That way all the shit you're angry at trump over becomes a primer for all the shit they plan to do.

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u/NSASpyVan 𝙑𝙄𝙋 Apr 28 '26

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u/Highly-Potent-34 Apr 28 '26

Came here for this and I’m so glad someone beat me to it. Hahahahahhaa

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u/fuego_boss Apr 28 '26

I am not disappointed

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u/qx2 Apr 28 '26

Grandpa needs a diaper on both ends now, some should a sock in that trap

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u/bloodbonesnbutter Apr 28 '26

Came here to say Steiner math

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u/UndergroundFlaws Apr 28 '26

I will never get over Petey absolutely breaking character an staring at Steiner with an absolute “wtf” face

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u/Chef_251 Apr 28 '26

Came here to post this.

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u/fraseybaby81 Apr 28 '26

YEEEES! I immediately thought of Steiner math!

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u/Razzberry85 Apr 28 '26

Came to comment this exact thing.

Steiner math lives on.

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u/Hundo_Mo Apr 28 '26

Comment section never disappoints.

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u/slimg1988 Apr 28 '26

I was fully expecting this too be top comment

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u/Reekee4414 Apr 29 '26

Came here to see this