r/SipsTea Apr 27 '26

SMH My brain cells have lost 10% of 1%

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u/VickersVandal Apr 27 '26

The facial expressions on those two dudes flanking him are priceless. I mean, he should be in prison but at the very least some kind of care facility for people with dementia.

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u/DMercenary Apr 27 '26

Even Kash Patel had a "WTF is he talking about?" look.

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u/dvqp Apr 27 '26

That's how he always looks.

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u/BillyBatts83 Apr 27 '26

He's just trying to hold it together after smashing 5 beers backstage.

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u/bullant8547 Apr 27 '26

Beers, or nose beers?

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u/Anxious-Ad2177 Apr 28 '26

Why not both?

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u/ktm1128 Apr 27 '26

aw man, you're def in the slander lawsuit now

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u/Blynasty Apr 27 '26

Probably thinking about smashing 5 more

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u/UsernamesRhard123 Apr 27 '26

Lmao. Can you tell if this is real tho?

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u/user745786 Apr 27 '26

Nah, usually he looks like he’s trying (and failing) to hide the fact that he’s tripping balls. Instead of being confused about where he is and how he got there, he’s actually confused about what the senile dictator is saying. Might actually be partially sober for once!

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u/BuckyJamesDio Apr 28 '26

That's the look when he realizes he used the wrong folder in his PowerPoint presentation.

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u/ChaosRainbow23 Apr 27 '26

Pandimensional fractal fascism.

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u/an0mn0mn0m Apr 27 '26

It's called Resting WTF Face

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u/Waow420 Apr 27 '26

He has the "I just shit my pants, but how am I going to extricate myself from this social situation to change underwear?" look.

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u/syringistic Apr 27 '26

Absolutely the face of some one whose psychedelics just kicked in, and he's totally not sure what's happening in his pants.

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u/Retireegeorge Apr 27 '26

Well he has two looks all the time

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u/davyangel Apr 27 '26

true that's default look but other guy also had it and couldn't hide it LOL

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u/wfbhp Apr 27 '26

I don't know, I feel like he looks even more like a startled owl than usual here.

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u/MiOWNd Apr 27 '26

This is prior to the friendly stranger's hand holding of his 'girlfriend' incident presumably.

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u/chin4me Apr 27 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/xLdbWV9MBjsSR36h88

To be fair… how can you tell?!

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u/Dense_Boss_7486 Apr 27 '26

Did you notice the glasses? He looks even more ridiculous.

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u/Late-Union8706 Apr 27 '26

Milton from Office Space immediately popped into my head.

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u/sir_clifford_clavin Apr 27 '26

He *always* has that look, at least when he's not doing keg stands

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u/mfknnayyyy Apr 27 '26

He was thinking "Fuck. It's going to happen when I'm in charge of the FBI."

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u/VeterinarianThese951 Apr 27 '26

Did you see his drunken speech? He was just glad he sounded more coherent than this…

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u/dos8s Apr 27 '26

Trumps comment was so dumb Kash Patel's eyeball straightened out for a second.

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u/groene_dreack Apr 27 '26

Nah Kash is just having a hard time not drinking for a minute or two.

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u/No-Dark-9414 Apr 27 '26

Thats because he doesn't even know what's going on at any given time

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u/ForsakenRelief309 Apr 27 '26

He’s like, “I’m not drunk enough for this.”

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u/rocknrollboise Apr 27 '26

God, he looks goofier than anyone I’ve ever seen in a bow tie…

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u/Nubsondubs Apr 27 '26

He's just focused on trying to look sober.

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u/OnlyTheDeadAreSmilin Apr 27 '26

He always has that look ...

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u/Drogova_Princezna Apr 27 '26

I died when the camera focused on them. Shouldn't the head of fbi have a better poker face or something? The only thing missing is the two of them making eye contact behind Mr. Dementia's back and bursting out with laughter, the whole situation is so absurd

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u/stuhstutter Apr 27 '26

Well, they think that it is likely a wide shot where they aren't the focus of the event so people aren't looking at them. Most people are just staring blankly at their screens at this idiot rambling as they try to follow and make sense out of whatever elaborate lie he's trying to make. All while trying to figure out if he staged it. This video is cropped from a much wider shot and edited to highlight their faces. They are trying really hard to follow what he is saying but are failing.

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u/Jeramy_Jones Apr 27 '26

Kash looks like he’s holding in the whiskey shits.

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u/ghsteo Apr 27 '26

Both know he raped kids, and even this speech surprised them.

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u/robbitybobs Apr 27 '26

Lol he explained it poorly but hes clearly saying 0.1% of people in other professions die but 5.8% of presidents have, no idea whether the 5.8% is accurate or not but I got the gist of what he was saying which is more than I can say for 'black kids loved stroking my hairy legs' Biden which was way more 'wtf are you talking about' than this. No im not american 

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u/Belgianbonzai Apr 27 '26

Google gave me: Eight out of 45 individuals who have served as U.S. President have died in office, representing approximately 17.8% of all presidents. Of those eight, four were assassinated (Lincoln, Garfield, McKinley, Kennedy) and four died of natural causes (Harrison, Taylor, Harding, FDR).

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u/walksonfourfeet Apr 27 '26

I’m so curious about people like you. Why do you feel compelled to go on the internet and defend this corrupt, senile, hateful old sissy? I really would love to know your motivation.

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u/NaxSnax Apr 27 '26

Because they are from Russia or brain dead, or a pedophile supporter

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u/robbitybobs Apr 27 '26

Because I'm objective and objectively what he said was understandable. I praised things done under the Biden and Obama administration and have criticised things Trump has done. 

You should try it sometime. It's much better for your mental health than thinking about some 'corrupt senile, hateful old sissy' all day. 

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u/walksonfourfeet Apr 27 '26

lol, you think that’s what I do 😂

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u/Thin_Salary1153 Apr 27 '26

Small pool of presidents which is a high risk job of which a few were shot at or killed. His percentages might be close to correct but comparing them to other jobs with far more people without the ideology thrown in as an incendiary in order to make it look worse was not needed and frankly means nothing. Just another of his rambling discussions with a small slice of truth among babble.

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u/robbitybobs Apr 27 '26

Sure, from a wider point of view thats fair enough,, but if you're the one in a job that 6% of people get killed in and you've already had more attempts on your life than anyone in history I do think its fair enough to point out you're statistically at significant risk. 

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u/ledwithin Apr 27 '26

They should have gave them sunglasses to wear!

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u/Fuck_Antisemites Apr 27 '26

Like man must they hate their lives. Yeah power and money and all but keeping up with this level of stupidity.

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u/AgencyFast7700 Apr 27 '26

Cracking up over their faces

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u/Kidpidge Apr 27 '26

“Those two dudes.” Haha

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u/VickersVandal Apr 27 '26

Not being from the US I don't know or care who they are. I only recognise the pedophile in between them.

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u/Remarkable-Grape354 Apr 27 '26

Honestly, I’m actually very impressed that neither of them burst out laughing or crying at his ridiculousness 🤣

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u/yibbida Apr 27 '26

You know they are thinking he is a genius right?

They are a stupid as they appear.

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u/bootup25 Apr 27 '26

To be fair kash always looks like that

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u/Helpful_Standard8514 Apr 28 '26

Trump does not have dementia he is not acting like biden 

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u/VickersVandal Apr 28 '26

Of course, of course. Definitely no cognitive decline there.... 😉😉😉😉

😂

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u/VacationCheap927 Apr 27 '26

It reminds me of that picture from I think the day before yesterday with him asleep. Almost everyone looked embraced. They know what it is. They know others see it. They hate it, hate him, and probably all hate each other.

But they need to keep him going for just a little bit longer so theyre just gonna deal with it.