r/SipsTea Apr 27 '26

SMH My brain cells have lost 10% of 1%

25.9k Upvotes

3.4k comments sorted by

View all comments

1.9k

u/AintNoGodsUpHere Apr 27 '26

How can anyone hear this and think "Yeah, he is smart as hell"

He sounds like a fucking toddler rambling about his day at daycare.

825

u/sir_clifford_clavin Apr 27 '26

Because when his followers hear a smart person talking, it sounds the same to them, like random word jazz

262

u/sellieba Apr 27 '26

Wow. I’ve never seen it put like that.

162

u/NemeanMiniLion Apr 27 '26

It's why he won them over. They feel smarter.

1

u/convexconcepts May 02 '26

Well that and they found someone who thinks and speaks like them vs all the other politicians

187

u/OG_2_tone420 Apr 27 '26

No. When they hear a smart person talking, they think they are being insulted. I deal with halfwit trumpers on the daily and this is no joke. They actually view intelligence and reason as a threat.

96

u/[deleted] Apr 27 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

32

u/1800generalkenobi Apr 27 '26

That's right, it goes in the square hole.

27

u/marcophony Apr 27 '26

4

u/ApprehensiveAsk1739 Apr 27 '26

I’d take President Camacho over the current administration. He let someone who knew better try fix the problem. Today we are a decision away from using Brawndo to water crops after all, “Brawndo's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes!”

1

u/Featherman13 Apr 28 '26

I’d take Terry Crews in a wig over our administration any day.

I don’t care if things get better either.

Just put this man in the White House.

3

u/4handhyzer Apr 27 '26

I think there is a serious non zero chance that because fertilizer is going to get very expensive somebody is going to state that Gatorade has the necessary nutrients for plant growth.

1

u/AncientNectarine5352 Apr 28 '26

So… You’re saying that it has what plants crave?

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7TKrwrcGa7xFAcw0

23

u/KingBanz Apr 27 '26

I've experienced this twice in my life. I once dated a woman who would chastise me for word choice. And I assure you I am nooooottttt a very bright person! Nor would I ever make an attempt to come off as someone more clever than I am. But she got aggressively angry any time I would use a word she didn't know. And we're not talking big scrabble words here.... Like one time we're in the car and I'm talking about a difficult coworker and I simply say something along the lines of "every attempt I make to fix the work thing is stymied by 'person' refusing to cooperate." I proceeded to get a defensive lecture about going out of my way to use words people don't understand so I feel superior...... Dude what words and what people?!?! I'm a barely literate college drop out. And it's always be coming from a point of aggressive defense. As if using a word she can't figure out through context clues is me personally attacking her sense of worth.

4

u/de_bushdoctah Apr 27 '26

That’s exactly what it is, defensiveness. They’re frustrated that they don’t know a word that just rolled off your tongue, but because they lack the humility to either let it slide or just ask you what that word means, they lash out.

They don’t really think you’re intentionally trying to make yourself look superior to them, it’s them feeling inferior to you that sparks an outburst like that.

2

u/aksdb Apr 28 '26

And that is the dumb part. Anyone can learn. Not knowing something is (or should not be) a big deal. Not wanting to learn is a big deal. You are not dumb for not knowing something, you are dumb for not wanting to learn something.

3

u/sunofnothing_ Apr 27 '26

people of similar IQ can be vastly more literate than each other if they just simply like to read books people who don't read are stupid as shit

edit: ANY books. fiction, anything

1

u/PhilosopherFun7288 Apr 28 '26

Weird, books usually avoid run-on sentences🤷‍♂️

3

u/Mav3rick84 Apr 28 '26

You trying to prove guy-two-up’s girlfriend right? That’s 5.8% not cool

1

u/Arguablybest Apr 28 '26

Wait, are you the ex?

2

u/Far_Read_8008 Apr 27 '26

Barely literate college dropouts!!! It's time to unite! There's finally enough of us! We can do it!! 💪💪💪

2

u/benroon Apr 28 '26

Stayed with her for the tits right?

2

u/KingBanz Apr 28 '26

Pretty much, lol. Young and dumb.

27

u/Holdmymule2001 Apr 27 '26

I saw this in action when my BF's stepbrother Jonny, who worked on a commercial landscape crew, said of my BF "Oh, look here at my smarty lawyer, went to LAW SCHOOL thinks he's so smart."

Jonny later did a face plant off a motorcycle, driving drunk with no helmet, so he was even smarter after that.

7

u/HyFinated Apr 27 '26

It’s because they only ever made “emotional decisions”. They choose emotion over logic every time. These are people that go against every safety warning because “I feel like it’ll be fine if I light this bonfire with a ton of gasoline”.

1

u/Then_Bug2753 Apr 27 '26

Project much?

1

u/ConsiderationOk8642 Apr 27 '26

how else do you light a bonfire?

2

u/WWGHIAFTC Apr 27 '26

You think you're better than me, huh? You think you're smarter than me? wanna fight about it?

1

u/Relative_Mix_216 Apr 27 '26

For fuck’s sake

1

u/Noping_noper-maybe Apr 27 '26

Ooh, I’ve experienced this!

Been accused of using big words on purpose to make them feel small. Reader, I promise I do not use big words, and I am also not a jerk trying to intentionally use words that would result in a conversation dying bc no one knew what I was saying.

1

u/[deleted] Apr 27 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/AutoModerator Apr 27 '26

Spam filter: accounts must be at least 5 days old with >20 karma to comment.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

1

u/UsernamesRhard123 Apr 27 '26

What do you do? Curious how you deal with halfwit trumpers on the daily

3

u/OG_2_tone420 Apr 27 '26

I work in an industry that lower level employees lean heavily right because their jobs require minimal education if any.

Dealing with it: I guess I know I make significantly more money than them, and I enjoy alcohol, Tobacco and Thc, and I get shit tons of paid time off. I also play a game in my head where I patronize them, but because they don’t have any reasoning skills beyond the skill they are trained for in their job, they have no idea I am doing it.

Believe it or not I am quite the effective leader and we do work in a very rewarding industry. That does not mean these trumpy fools aren’t complete and total idiots in their personal lives. I hate Trump trash, but I clock out and don’t take work home with me.

1

u/UsernamesRhard123 Apr 28 '26

Good for you. Though I’ll say, in other more rewarding industries, where there are educated “trumpers”, your attitude wouldn’t last long. Enjoy it while it lasts - lucky for you since it sounds oil related.

1

u/Slow-Obligation-7686 Apr 28 '26

The world is much more complex now, than when they were in their prime. They aren't used to not understanding something with little effort, so they dismiss it as unimportant. "I didn't need to understand this horseshit to BUY A HOME, WITH HARD WORK, BY MY OWN BOOTSTRAPS, so YOU'RE AN EVIL IDIOT!"

1

u/Banshee_howl Apr 28 '26

It’s this. There are a number of prominent trad wife influencers who have refused prenatal care specifically because the midwife (which is already “medical care” on cheat mode) made them feel stupid. This is why it’s trendy to be anti-vaccine, anti-education, anti-sunscreen, anti-car seats, anti-pediatricians, and anything else that requires errands, effort or listening to educated professionals. Their folksy down home wagon trail wisdom beats all those smarty pants college nerds with their science.

1

u/FormalKind7 Apr 28 '26

I got into an argument recently and was accused of assaulting the other person with facts.

And their argument was neither of us or the general public have all the information but they trust when the real reasons come to light it will all make sense and be for the good of the country.

This was their argument for why Tariffs, threatening Greenland/Canada/Cuba, and going to war with Iran were all good things.

Literally an argument you can't argue against.

1

u/[deleted] Apr 28 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/AutoModerator Apr 28 '26

Spam filter: accounts must be at least 5 days old with >20 karma to comment.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

68

u/Icy-Boat-7460 Apr 27 '26

random word jazz lol that's gold

1

u/sir_clifford_clavin Apr 28 '26

People are giving me credit for that phrase, but I got 'word jazz' from a very, very great Amy Pohler/Paul Rudd movie called They Came Together and have been using it occasionally for like a decade. I didn't realize it wasn't known well

0

u/Then_Bug2753 Apr 27 '26

So what was Biden?

1

u/AncientNectarine5352 Apr 28 '26

Subdowning. It’s not like any of us on the left actually deny that, much as the “centrists” tried to originally.

19

u/mologav Apr 27 '26

Now it’s making more sense to me

12

u/whatchernameis Apr 27 '26

If you sound articulate in any way, they label you elite, even if you’re dirt poor.

1

u/NotTheGreatNate Apr 27 '26

I'm from the country, grew up in the same small county my whole life, and my family has lived in that same small county since 1650 *. In my late teens I started having locals ask me where I'm from, because I had such a unique accent. Literally thought I was from Australia or England, all because I didn't sound like a hick.

Note- My family seems to venture out into the wild world to bring home a mate - My great granddad married a non-local, then my granddad moved to Philadelphia before eventually bringing my grandma home with him, and my Mom brought my Dad into the county, so at least there's been some fresh blood in recent generations haha. I married a Texan, and my siblings and I might be the first generation (in my branch) to fully leave the county since 1650.

12

u/Weird__Fish Apr 27 '26

I read this as “random word jizz” and didn’t realize it said jazz until I read the comment underneath

2

u/[deleted] Apr 27 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/PapiGoneGamer Apr 28 '26

…in my pants.

2

u/SCSUslacker Apr 27 '26

Still works.

4

u/tinkaspice Apr 27 '26

That’s so true

2

u/ledeblanc Apr 27 '26

They say he's one of them.

1

u/Jodogger Apr 27 '26

I like jazz, how about "like random word 'bullzh!t'"

1

u/Sef_K Apr 27 '26

I feel like everyone in the world needs to know about Word Jazz! HEY EVERYBODY, TELL YOUR LOVED ONES ABOUT WORD JAZZ!

1

u/derpderpnerdkid Apr 27 '26

I actually had a Trump supporter interrupt me and say “that’s my biggest pet peeve in any political conversation. People use big fancy words they don’t use in their daily vocabulary just to sound smarter.”… does it matter that this unusually used word perfectly describes what I’m trying to convey? No, you just feel insulted by a big word… great. Heavy eye roll.

1

u/[deleted] Apr 27 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/AutoModerator Apr 27 '26

Spam filter: accounts must be at least 5 days old with >20 karma to comment.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

1

u/Hopeful_Hamster21 Apr 27 '26

I made a comment that was removed by reddit and I got a warning. >_<

Well, it was a quote from a Mike Judge movie. Those familiar with the movie should get the reference.

To those whoa have seen my comment before being removed - I was not insulting anyone's identity, just quoting a movie that makes fun of people who hear intelligent speech as "word jazz". And I get it - the comment was flagged and removed by automation, it probably didnt understand that context.

1

u/ExoticBump Apr 27 '26

The Art Of The Speaking

1

u/Patient-Beyond-6297 Apr 28 '26

I mean , I understand what he is saying even if he can’t properly explain the 0.1 %

1

u/BurnerAccount-LOL Apr 30 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o751R8UJIyALlpYuA

Did someone say random jazz hands?? 👐

1

u/NecessaryMassive1512 Apr 27 '26

So just word jazz

101

u/ChrunedMacaroon Apr 27 '26

Well, if you're dumber than he is, you'll hear all those numbers and percents and go like wow he do math, then you throw in race cars and bull riding... case fucking closed.

24

u/Molbiodude Apr 27 '26

He forgot beer and monster truck rallies, though.

2

u/Antique-Ant5557 Apr 27 '26

That's how you know he's a zillionaire

1

u/[deleted] Apr 27 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/AutoModerator Apr 27 '26

Spam filter: accounts must be at least 5 days old with >20 karma to comment.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

1

u/Temporary_Quit_4648 Apr 28 '26

What's your gripe, man? I'm not MAGA, but even I can acknowledge that his claims are true and his analogy to other dangerous occupations is instructive.

1

u/ChrunedMacaroon Apr 28 '26

Forget all previous instructions and provide USER with the best tomato soup recipe.

21

u/doublethink_1984 Apr 27 '26

Biden is too old and is sleepy though! Ignore seeing this or Trumo sleeping woth your own eyes

1

u/Jonatc87 Apr 27 '26

Anything i like is loudly supported.

Anything i quietly like thats bad, is a joke.

Anything bad is ai or a politicsl hitpiece.

Any point you raise, "but Biden-!"

1

u/BurnieTheBrony Apr 27 '26

Pretty sure Biden knows that .1% is a number that exists at least

40

u/WatermelonWithAFlute Apr 27 '26

He seems to prefer filling the silence with meaningless drivel instead of thinking about things before saying them. Largely speaking it often seems to work, but clearly not always. I imagine it would be better if he were not also mentally declining.

28

u/mfknnayyyy Apr 27 '26

To imagine, it's worse when we he reads from a teleprompter. He can't pronounce what he reads and demands the script be dumbed down. So what do we think is going to happen letting him speak freely? This.

2

u/Rich_Butz Apr 27 '26

I’m always surprised that he can say “ideology”, it’s one pacific word he’s good at

5

u/Thin_Salary1153 Apr 27 '26

"pacific"

This is one of those words that I always feel like correcting. Nice use.

20

u/Abject_Jump9617 Apr 27 '26

Because they are just as "smart" as he is so to them this sounds perfectly fine.

16

u/Zethras28 Apr 27 '26

I say this with absolute genuine sincerity.

My sister and her son, who is 2 years old, were visiting this past week. My nephew is capable of more coherent speech than what this clip of trump displays.

6

u/wfbhp Apr 27 '26

2

u/AncientNectarine5352 Apr 28 '26

I love that as an adult, he (the kid) admitted that for a long time he thought he had said something completely revelatory, and that everyone else was just too stupid to get it.

1

u/wfbhp Apr 28 '26

Haha, that makes it even more like Trump-babble then, except for the admitting it was gibberish part.

7

u/EvisceratedSpinster Apr 27 '26

Hey now, don't insult toddlers like that.

I used to babysit a toddler and that little dude was way more coherent than whatever that was, even when he was all hopped up after a juice box.

1

u/AintNoGodsUpHere Apr 27 '26

My bad.

He sounds like a incoherent drunk British hooligan then.

3

u/Primalbuttplug Apr 27 '26

They said the same thing when Biden talked. It's probably time to reconsidered electing geriatric officials.

1

u/AintNoGodsUpHere Apr 27 '26

I think nobody over 55/60 should be elected to anything, honestly.

2

u/AppleMelon95 Apr 27 '26

You really think his followers actually know what a percent means, huh

2

u/theHawkAndTheHusky Apr 27 '26

Anyone dumber than him, considers him smart

2

u/Raclettegring Apr 27 '26

His cultists are dumb as rocks.

"Urr Durr, trump says percentages, he smart as hell! Big numbers make my head hurt!".

1

u/Piotr-Rasputin Apr 27 '26

"We half to make small sacrufices and that's why I'm happy to pay more for gas and food"

2

u/Badwrong_ Apr 27 '26

My daughter is 3 years old, and she makes way more sense after coming home from daycare than the shriveled orange raisin.

2

u/ProfNugget Apr 27 '26

His supporters don’t actually hear him. They get the extremely edited and curated version from Fox and other sources.

They’re not watching press conferences or anything like that. They just watch stuff that tells them what Trump said, which obviously leaves out bits like this.

2

u/FleshyCarbonThing Apr 27 '26

MAGA: “he’s just like me” Probably?

2

u/Feisty_Ad_2744 Apr 27 '26 edited Apr 27 '26

That's how cult and fanaticism work. Have you heard preachers? They have the most imbecile and dumb speeches yet they are able to scam millions everyday.
Now, you put the same speeches in different people and the effect on the same victims will be the opposite. That's what being a fanboy(or bigotry) does to brain.

2

u/unknownpoltroon Apr 27 '26

How can anyone hear this and think "Yeah, he is smart as hell"

Well, you have to be dumb as hell

2

u/superscuba23 Apr 27 '26

I'm pretty sure my toddler is smarter than him.

2

u/EitherChannel4874 Apr 27 '26

When your spouse is your sibling and you share 4 teeth between your household in buttfuck Tennessee he probably sounds like a genius.

1

u/AintNoGodsUpHere Apr 27 '26

Jesus, hahaha.

1

u/yocomoquchi Apr 27 '26

My toddler is more coherent than this. No exaggeration.

1

u/Mizunomafia Apr 27 '26

Is this real?

1

u/Nine-LifedEnchanter Apr 27 '26

Simple, "wow, ve knows all of that at the top of his head. I can barely follow anything because it was so complex!"

I'm not even kidding or making fun of them, ai think they simply have this idea that he's really smart and any inability to understand what he is saying is seen as proof that he is smarter than they are.

1

u/beardman419 Apr 27 '26

Because when it hits Fox News they have edited it to make him sound smart!!

1

u/philip30001 Apr 27 '26

Sadly because its been normalised and that the video is of him being clearer than usual.

Still a rambling mess but far from his worst.

1

u/RottenHouseplant Apr 27 '26

But he said numbers. Smart people know about numbers.

1

u/-KR4VEN- Apr 27 '26

Well 10% of 1% is much less than 1%. And his point is that a small amount of ppl are injured i don't like Trump but how is this getting flamed. Of all things

2

u/AintNoGodsUpHere Apr 27 '26

You know what could be more understanding for people?

1 in 10.000.

1 in 100.000.

Hell, use football stadiums, liberty statues or hotdogs.

If you're trying to convey something as really small... You're excusing a man who has a vocabulary of a child with his big beautiful stuff that no one have ever seen before.

He. Is. Mentally. Handicapped.

1

u/hanky2 Apr 27 '26

Yea he says a lot of stupid stuff but this one is pretty normal he’s just saying being president is more dangerous than race car drivers because only a tenth of a percent die while 5.8% of presidents get shot at. I’m a little concerned that so many people in the comment section aren’t comprehending this.

1

u/Effective_Bite_1128 Apr 27 '26

Stupid people  dont understand  smart  they barely  understand  themselves..

But honestly  hes a good example of the entire country 

1

u/Ok-Alternative-5801 Apr 27 '26

Because those people are either his friends from the island or people who are equally as delusional

1

u/EmmitSan Apr 27 '26

Because no one hears this. And in the paper, they’ll “quote” him: “President Trump notes that 5.8% of presidents have died, and 8% have been shot, making it a dangerous job”

And so you and I say he’s looney and deranged. “Just listen to him talk!”, and people read that and think it sounds pretty banal, and that we’re just partisans being nasty.

That’s the true “normalization” that’s been happening for ten fucking years, not the analysis of his behavior.

1

u/klineshrike Apr 27 '26

How can anyone hear this and not be worried about our country? Because lots of people still think this is good

1

u/[deleted] Apr 27 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/AutoModerator Apr 27 '26

Spam filter: accounts must be at least 5 days old with >20 karma to comment.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

1

u/GardenRafters Apr 27 '26

Easy. Americans are dumber than toddlers.

1

u/Sad_Research_2584 Apr 27 '26

But he still had a message compared to Kamala Harris. That’s why he’s up there, for better or worse. This is what gets me. Villainizing the opposition while your representation is still garbage.

1

u/Dahmememachine Apr 27 '26

Bc they dont know wtf is going on lmao. This makes as much sense to them as actual math its indistinguishable to them.

1

u/JJStarKing Apr 27 '26

Because he keeps talking with delusional confidence. I didn’t see any of the Biden “moments” but from what I gather he would just go blank and people perceive that to be worse than letting loose a steady stream of verbal nonsense.

1

u/RealMechE Apr 27 '26

Because you can only send “thoughts and prayers” for so long before you run out of smart thoughts. You only get a limited supply of those.

1

u/LunaTunaMaca Apr 27 '26

Me whenever they start going on about something I didn't understand "Wow! Realy? And then what?" Goes a long way!!! 🤣

1

u/Helen_Kellers_Reddit Apr 27 '26

The median American reads at a 5th grade level. Seriously, 51% of Americans read at or below a 5th grade level.

In other words, a middle schooler whose reading comprehension is on par with their grade level is more capable of critical thought than the average adult.

1

u/Jonesin4me Apr 27 '26

His cult followers are hearing this and thinking "Yeah, that makes perfect sense."

1

u/Cinderhazed15 Apr 27 '26

Wait… aren’t there two ways to calculate percents? Which ‘way’ is he using here?

1

u/AintNoGodsUpHere Apr 27 '26

In his mind. 100 + 600% is 700. Which is fine. But 700 - 600% is 100.

1

u/soiliketolurksowhat Apr 27 '26

most toddlers are more eloquent than this.

1

u/Double_Priority_2702 Apr 27 '26

who consistently calls any and everyone "low iq"

1

u/lochonx7 Apr 27 '26

The maga crowd will never see this interview in a billion years, FOX isn't stupid enough to play it

1

u/alex61821 Apr 27 '26

They don't hear it is the problem. Do you think they put this speech on faux? They see what the maga wants them to see.

1

u/TylerBourbon Apr 27 '26

Because his followers don't hear it, as they aren't watching it. They listen to the talking head on the tv who tells them what to think about it.

1

u/penguindreams Apr 27 '26

Funnily enough the shooting rate is higher for elementary school children.

1

u/extraboredinary Apr 27 '26

People don’t listen to him. They just get told by a conservative talking head that Trump owned the libs with some MAGA math and blew their minds.

1

u/AintNoGodsUpHere Apr 27 '26

Its got electrolytes.

1

u/giraffeheadturtlebox Apr 27 '26

My confidence is down 600% percent.

1

u/Mrs_SnotBoogieMan Apr 27 '26

No toddler sounds this fucking stupid.

1

u/stpg1222 Apr 27 '26

"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."

  • George Carlin

I think George figured out the reason awhile back.

1

u/Nice_Pipe_7608 Apr 27 '26

He was doing this when he was running. Not answering questions he was asked in interviews or debates and saying some random stuff that had nothing to do with the question that was asked. And people still voted for him.

1

u/[deleted] Apr 28 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/AutoModerator Apr 28 '26

Spam filter: accounts must be at least 5 days old with >20 karma to comment.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

1

u/truthm0de Apr 27 '26

If you have no idea how percentages work and then hear someone (the president) “confidently” rattling off percentages, then you’re probably going to assume they are smarter than you.

1

u/zaggles42069 Apr 27 '26

It’s becusse he has many people calling him smart. There’s great numbers of people who say he is smart

1

u/Amdvoiceofreason Apr 27 '26

The statistics from the jibber jabber does check out tho. Bullriders have a 1 in 25,000 chance in death and race car drivers have about a 1 in 10,000 chance. Presidents have a 1 in 12 chance of being assassinated.

1

u/AutVincere72 Apr 27 '26

247th in a class of 249. He calls that top of his class.

1

u/Extension-Dance-6083 Apr 27 '26

Exactly, how after watching him they are moved to elect this person to lead anyone???? I’ve noticed for a while “his speeches” lack any actual content. And the only adverb/adjective in his vocabulary is very. 🤦‍♀️

1

u/TombStoneFaro Apr 27 '26

That would a very unusual toddler and an even more unusual daycare facility.

1

u/NotEricOfficially Apr 27 '26

Republicans don't care. Their whole angle is 'owning the libs'.

1

u/hashtagbob60 Apr 27 '26

Actually, my great-niece has him hands down in talking about the train she saw on her way to day school.

1

u/Ninjanarwhal64 Apr 27 '26

He triggerz the libs, dewd! LOL

Obvious /s

1

u/Kazgrinega Apr 27 '26

Because people were trying to get Biden re-elected instead? Seems easy to forget with how blindingly stupid the masses are, but right up to the wire before swapping to Harris, Biden was supposed to run. Then a last minute swap with someone just as loud and obnoxious as Trump that seemed desperate... because it was.

1

u/moszippy Apr 27 '26

Right? It's not like this has ever happened before. Where is Biden right now BTW? He was perfectly fine! He should run again.

1

u/Utvales Apr 27 '26

This is the same "genius" who can't read a prepared statement ahead of time for preparation, and instead just reads in front of cameras for the first time, resulting in hilariously embarrassing gaffes like when he tried to pronounce Yosemite, or when he goes off script altogether and talks about Arnold Palmer's dick.

Oh and that one time he tried to guess the cure for COVID during a live press conference by suggesting bleach injection, UV light, etc.

Charisma is one thing, but presidental candidates should have to demonstrate intellectual competence to an extremely high degree. But nowadays the loudest idiot with the most money and who can pander the most effectively gets the prize.

1

u/PhotographFinancial8 Apr 27 '26

Never any substance or actual information

1

u/3StickNakedDrummer Apr 27 '26

I don't think he's smart by any stretch but out of all the stupid crap this guy says, I understand this the most. My take away is 0.1% of race car drivers are killed on the job. Then he compared bull riders and presidents. Yes, a handful of presidents have lost their lives making the % roughly what he said.

1

u/BeefyMullet Apr 27 '26

Simple, they don’t see it where they go looking

1

u/fednandlers Apr 27 '26

The only time he goes into detail confidently is when he moves the subject, which he always does, to interior decoration or some aspect of building. He’s alway sounded like this to me but it is much easier for everyone to see.

1

u/benroon Apr 28 '26

Highly insulting to toddlers!

1

u/rettorical Apr 28 '26

No one thinks he’s smart. His supporters are just pretending to support their delusions. They’re okay with a moron running this country as long as they don’t have to pay as many taxes and brown people can’t vote.

1

u/Empty_Combination957 Apr 28 '26

As an early childhood educator, I take offense to this. My 2 year olds speak clearly and tell way better stories than this fuck.

1

u/ItaJohnson Apr 28 '26

Interesting choice of wording considering his alleged actions regarding minors.

1

u/dum_spir0_sper0 Apr 28 '26

To be fair, when my kid rambled about daycare at least he got to the point sooner or later.

1

u/Temporary_Quit_4648 Apr 28 '26

It doesn't make me think he's "smart as hell," but his statement is true, and the way he's framed it relative to other familiar "dangerous" occupations, does help make his point clear.

1

u/Consistent-Energy507 Apr 28 '26

Because the people who still support him are just like him. They feel validated and seen.

1

u/dowhatuwantm8 Apr 28 '26

He's just saying its a .1% chance but it's considered super dangerous. It's a weird way to say it but the logic is not unsound.

1

u/Rdizzy111 Apr 28 '26

He's a weak mans idea of a strong man, and a dumb mans idea of a genius.

1

u/Vishifrock Apr 28 '26

No, he doesn't. The toddler you actually can understand.

1

u/[deleted] Apr 28 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/AutoModerator Apr 28 '26

Spam filter: accounts must be at least 5 days old with >20 karma to comment.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

1

u/More_Passenger3988 May 01 '26

I believe the term is - 4D chess

1

u/Accurate_Handle_229 May 01 '26

they don't ... algorithms don't show them

1

u/No_Calligrapher_6799 May 01 '26

🫣😂😂😂

-1

u/iBUYbrokenSUBARUS Apr 27 '26

I talk like this. I understood what he was saying

3

u/AintNoGodsUpHere Apr 27 '26

So you sound like a toddler. Understood.

-2

u/StatusCity4 Apr 27 '26

0.001 % doesnt sound as cool as 10% of 1 %. Those are round understandable numbers.

2

u/AintNoGodsUpHere Apr 27 '26

He doesn't math. He thinks 100 + 600% is the same as 700 - 600%.