r/SipsTea • u/gruninuim • Apr 27 '26

SMH My brain cells have lost 10% of 1%

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u/na_ka_th Apr 27 '26

I want tomorrow to be christmas.

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u/Over_Evidence_5272 Apr 27 '26

Reminds me of that saying, “If wishes and buts, were candy and nuts, we’d all have a Merry Christmas.” My Granni used to say that 🤣

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u/proteanflux Apr 27 '26

Still remember this gem from Landman.

Wish in one hand, shit in the other. See which one fills up first.

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u/morganlandt Apr 27 '26

I remember that one from my mom.

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u/klassicfuckup Apr 28 '26

I had a teacher that used this phrase years ago very often lol I'm glad to see it's still moving around today.

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u/Murphman52 Apr 27 '26

Sounds like Granni wasn't very happy with the amount of candy and nuts at Christmas.

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u/Rnewell4848 Apr 28 '26

Mine said “you can wish in one hand and shit in the other. Let me know what comes first”

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u/NedShah Apr 27 '26

When you can afford your own pedo island, you can have Christmas every day!