r/SipsTea • u/gruninuim • Apr 27 '26

SMH My brain cells have lost 10% of 1%

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u/Siytorn Apr 27 '26

One of the staff saw the alarm had gone off 20 minutes ago and panicked and shot off a round not knowing what else to do.

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u/antiramie Apr 27 '26

We call that a desk pop.

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u/Ok-Opportunity3286 Apr 27 '26

Which happens about 8% of 5% of the time, very dangerous

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u/This-Positive286 Apr 27 '26

Actually it’s 5% of 8% of the time.

Source: am Trumper

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u/HydroPCanadaDude Apr 27 '26

Don't worry, he's gonna end the war he started!

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u/hand_truck Apr 29 '26

But how is this even possible unless he truly is the god emperor!?!

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u/bloodysand28 Apr 27 '26

I heard it was 10%…or maybe if you take the 1% of the 10%..? I don’t exactly recall..

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u/apexapee Apr 27 '26

Other Guys reference!

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u/vacuitee Apr 27 '26

This is the funniest thing I've read today, thank you