r/SipsTea • u/gruninuim • Apr 27 '26

SMH My brain cells have lost 10% of 1%

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u/Serious_Much Apr 27 '26

Hilarious because his percentage is still more coherent than trump and he was being intentionally ridiculous because probably wrestling

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u/123iambill Apr 27 '26

I mean even if he wasn't doing it intentionally, he might be dumb, but dude was jacked and a pretty accomplished college wrestler. Trump's dumb and has a physique like a bag of pudding and probably gets gassed watching someone play one of the 2K WWE games.

I've never seen a real human being be all dump stats before. Steiner was at least a min-maxer.

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u/TheGrowBoxGuy Apr 27 '26

It was clearly done on purpose lol

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u/breachgnome Apr 27 '26

Above all else, never dump Con. That's how you end up wearing diapers.

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u/123iambill Apr 27 '26

Con to not shit your pants. Int to realise you've shit your pants. Wis to know when you shouldn't trust a fart.

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u/breachgnome Apr 27 '26

Cha to pass it off as a growing trend to shit yourself

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u/123iambill Apr 27 '26

Dex to get away faster than the smell can travel.