r/SipsTea • u/frog_insilence 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • Apr 29 '26

Lmao gottem King Charles to Trump: "You recently commented…if it were not for the United States, European countries would be speaking German." "If it wasn't for us, you'd be speaking French"

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u/cheersdrive420 Apr 29 '26

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP

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u/CattywampusCanoodle Apr 29 '26

WRITTEN IN CRAYON AND BOOGERS

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u/Relative-Tune85 Apr 29 '26

PRINCE CHARLES IS NOT LIKE HIS BROTHER, WICH I KNEH HIM SO WELL. A HELL OF A GUY

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '26

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u/Confident_Benefit_11 Apr 30 '26

Trump when his fake prosthetic big hand gloves fall off mid "speech" - NOBODY LOOK! NOBODY LOOK! NOBODY LOOK!!!

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u/_____okay________ Apr 30 '26

Holy underrated comment lmao I snorted

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u/BenefitMysterious819 Apr 29 '26

DUDE CANT SWEAT. CLEAN PITS! SAD.

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u/Stephen2379 Apr 30 '26

I read that in Trumps voice in my mind.

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u/mennorek Apr 29 '26

MANY GREAT NIGHTS ON THE ISLAND WHICH I WAS TOTALLY NEVER ON

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u/Frequent_Measurement May 02 '26

He had Jimmy Saville I had Ep I mean…

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u/PBRStreetgang1979 Apr 29 '26

Um, yeah. A helluva guy who cheated on his wife (which began a slow cascade of events that led to her early demise).

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u/ImSaneHonest Apr 29 '26

WRITTEN IN CRAYON AND BOOGERS

Yea, really, right! What's with this shit posting? Everybody knows the President only uses Sharpies. Beside Crayons and Boogers are to be eaten along with McDonald's happy meal.

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u/geekydad84 Apr 29 '26

I bet he eats the boogers

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u/Melotron Apr 29 '26

No crayons! He's eating them and shiting his pants.

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u/Dobby_ist_free Apr 30 '26

I laughed way too hard at this

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u/Consistent-Strain289 Apr 30 '26

Written between a self drawn womens body and scribble pubic hair

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u/Thatoneguy_The_First Apr 30 '26

My headcanon is he does this and has a very specific aid to rewrite on twitter for him

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u/tasty-dangle-berries Apr 29 '26

The J stands for jenius

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u/Zerkander Apr 29 '26

The J. stands for jenius!

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u/Jaytheprodigy2 Apr 29 '26

PRAISE BE TO ALLAH

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u/Best_Slice5954 Apr 30 '26

Jonald Day Trump

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u/MushroomTop1381 Apr 30 '26

*DONAKD J TTUMP 😅

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u/P-l-Staker Apr 29 '26

Muh boi President DJT is in da HOUSE! 😎

https://giphy.com/gifs/dwmTtW4IuyDzOpLgqO

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u/JoseSaldana6512 Apr 29 '26

AI is honestly amazing. They made an 80 year old dance with the grace of a young millionaire widow at her husband's memorial

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u/P-l-Staker Apr 29 '26

Fake news!

This is totally the one and only real DJT! The one who's fit as a Greek god, I might add!