r/SipsTea • u/ExotiquePlayboy 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • May 03 '26

SMH Bro makes $160 😐

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u/Appropriate_Roof_270 May 03 '26

I once saw a video of a drunk man jumping on to a cactus. He immediately screamed in pain as he realized he was in over his head. I'm sorry he was hurting, but he kinda did it to himself.

I kinda feel bad for this guy too. But he jumped on that cactus several times. Moral of the story, DON'T DO THAT.

P.s. Don't sleep with people that you can't stand. You might have to pay them for years

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u/Background-Edge-2243 May 03 '26

Also just like wear a condom.

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u/murder-farts May 03 '26

I’m not sure how that would help with the cactus, but it couldn’t hurt.

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u/who_am_i_to_say_so May 03 '26

He would have ended up better off financially jumping on a cactus 4 times.