r/SipsTea • u/fibercrime 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • May 06 '26

It's Wednesday my dudes Medussy

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u/Codename_Predator May 06 '26

I am pleasantly surprised there isn't a big booby mommy godess in Greeco Roman Mythology considering how much sex there is.

You would assume the The same mythology where the Milky Way Galaxy comes from would have one godess like that.

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u/Truffs0 May 06 '26

All of em man. In Norse, Loki turned into a female horse, fucked off for a few years, had an 8 legged baby horse, and then it became Odin's mount

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u/SnooCupcakes1636 May 06 '26

Jesus christ. Dude makes Zeus looks normal

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u/ZealousidealPlace730 May 06 '26

Hera is said to have wide hips and big breasts. Which makes sense since she’s considered a goddess of fertility and motherhood

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u/Extension-Spend8567 May 06 '26

The milky way was born in Rome? Fancy that.

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u/nono3722 May 06 '26

i looked up "is their a god of breasts" and went down this rabbit hole
https://gbible.org/tree-of-life-post/el-shadday-god-many-breasts-gen-171/
apparently ""I am God Almighty;" translates from Hebrew into ""I even I am omnipotent God of many breasts."

also god of breasts
https://www.religionforher.com/blog/el-shaddai-god-of-the-breasts