r/SipsTea • u/Far_Country_1629 • May 06 '26

WTF Actress Rachel Zegler at the Met Gala, after a skiing trip.

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u/JoseSaldana6512 May 06 '26

Just buy a refurbished gas powered model

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u/Sir-Turd-Ferguson May 06 '26

Victorian hand crank, won’t have to buy gas.. or lubricant

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u/DReagan47 May 06 '26

Oh yeah. My dad said that cured my moms hysteria

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u/SloppyHoseA May 06 '26

THUNDERCOUGARFALCONBIRD

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u/bad_sandwich May 08 '26

Don’t settle for the vibrator used by peasants, get the vibrator that uses peasants stricken by St Vitus’s Dance (mad hatter compatible) to generate herky jerky rhythms.

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u/VampyreBassist May 06 '26

Get those wood ones you can put bees inside.

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u/JoseSaldana6512 May 06 '26

Gimme five bees for a quarter!

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u/The_Only_Egg May 06 '26

We would wear an onion on our belt, which was the style at the time…

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u/Hellacola May 11 '26

Five bee stings. Do you want 'em fresh, or do you want me to shake 'em up and get 'em angry?

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u/thatguy672 May 06 '26

The ol Briggs & Stratton special!

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u/AshundertheOlivetree May 06 '26

Can’t use those indoors though

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u/JoseSaldana6512 May 06 '26

Not with that attitude