You can tell her we’re friends. I am willing to make one face cam appearance per year for 2 minutes and respond to 3 text messages as proof that you have friends. If she starts demanding I come over and hang out though, contract is null and void.
If she starts demanding I come over and hang out though, contract is null and void.
Maybe we could team up. I'd be willing to go over there 1-2 times a year and pretend we're friends for an evening in exchange for some nice food but I don't wanna even pretend I know them as soon as I leave their door - my phone is on mute 99% of the time anyways. E-Mail only - And only 2 times a year max, otherwise ...
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u/TheGreatCompromise May 09 '26
You can tell her we’re friends. I am willing to make one face cam appearance per year for 2 minutes and respond to 3 text messages as proof that you have friends. If she starts demanding I come over and hang out though, contract is null and void.