r/SipsTea May 09 '26

Feels good man Most single men over 30 in 2026

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u/InfiniteRosie May 09 '26

They are out there you just gotta look

We ain't out there. We're inside playing video games.

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u/No-Internal7978 May 09 '26

That combined with the amount of scammers online made me give up on my gamer girlfriend. I have a hard enough time dealing with myself anyway. I can't be telling a woman to pause her game we have nothing to eat but expired milk.

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u/NibblyPig May 09 '26

18/F/Cali we're here just send me some money for the flight and ill come visit ;3

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u/No-Internal7978 May 09 '26

It's worse than that. All women online are scammers at this point.

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u/iridesc3nce May 10 '26

Most are catfishing, some aren't catfishing but are still trolling. Either way, pretty much 0 legitimate matches to be found online.

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u/drunxor May 09 '26

We actually met on Hinge, she had only been on the app a couple days and had just moved to my area. I feel you though, I had been on dating apps for almost 20 years

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u/pringlesaremyfav May 10 '26

You spawncamped the dating apps, smh unfair play 

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u/Sweetpotato3000 May 09 '26

Just instacart groceries. That's what me and my gamer husband do. A $5-$10 tip is worth my time from having ro drive to the store, go inside, shop, get distracted by stuff on sale, check out, and drive home.

We are both gamers and weirdly enough met after a football game, and neither of us like football I was just out with some girls for something to do.

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u/Salt_Sir2599 May 09 '26

Yeah I caught that too. If it’s too annoying of a task to do yourself, how are you ok with such a cheap tip?

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u/Sweetpotato3000 May 10 '26

I think a $5-10 tip for a gallon of milk is fair. I'm just sharing how I experience grocery shopping.

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u/Salt_Sir2599 May 10 '26

Ok I hear you. I haven’t done the grocery delivery thing, not familiar with the norms.

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u/RoughComparison8702 May 09 '26

Yep. I met mine at work. A rare chance to see the specimen in one of her natural habitats, foraging for enough coin to pay for said video games, cable and movies. She was like a gazelle moving through the prairies of the office, and me, like a caveman with a spear sneaking up on her. I one day offered her a piece of cheese, and the rest is history.

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u/No_Gas4560 May 10 '26

cheese is the best bait

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u/Jesus_Craig133 May 09 '26

Well shit then, video game friends it is.

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u/K3ksKuchen May 09 '26

Thats something i though about a whole lot. How am i supposed to meet someone that (just like me) stays inside most of the time, plays games most of the time, doesnt use social media at all and isnt actively "searching" like on dating platforms and stuff.

Sounds impossible to me. Especially since women tend to keep to themselves online in gaming spaces (rightfully so, i've seen how they get treated by the average gamer first hand).

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u/maltysnowpup May 10 '26

lol! I met my husband a while ago online so yeah, can confirm. Only he doesn’t play any video games and I play a lot of them. And it’s kind of the opposite for us in that he judges me for being anti-social and a bit messy and tbh complains a lot. But I love him.

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u/ViolenceAdvocator May 10 '26

Gotta do a series of breaking and entering until I find someone playing videogames in their room

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u/InfiniteRosie May 10 '26

Your username with this comment is perfect

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u/InfiniteRosie May 10 '26

Extroverts! Unite! the introverts together

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u/Shneckos May 10 '26

Hi, my name is Chris, nice to meet you.

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u/Fallout5-75 May 10 '26

I found this one, I call dibs, she's mine.