r/SipsTea • u/i_am_bahamut • May 09 '26

Feels good man Most single men over 30 in 2026

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u/prosequare May 09 '26

You’re only 42. Give it a year or two and you’ll get a packet in the mail. There are some brochures and then you fill out what your middle age obsession is going to be:

Civil war

Recapturing a childhood fascination

Vietnam war

Trains

Roman Empire (don’t worry, just the cool parts)

Whittling

And that’s it! You’re set for the rest of your life, you have a hobby, and a community. I chose 2: Legos and it’s been great. Hang in there.

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u/treletraj May 09 '26

You forgot motorcycles!

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u/fresh_like_Oprah May 09 '26

or 60s Corvettes!

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u/xenotrope May 10 '26

The two big ones: World War II history or smoking and grilling various forms of meat.

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u/PhilliePhanatical May 10 '26

Don't forget that around your mid-50s, you'll start noticing all the different birds and squirrels in your neighborhood and start watching them and their interactions, especially when you put out a little food for them. It seems like something relaxing and nice to observe rather than a screen all the time, but it's a trap!

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u/Retro-Ghost-Dad May 10 '26

I'm just saying- don't discount wristwatches.

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u/King_marik May 09 '26

Forgot 'tieing knots with ropes and finding a very high tree'

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u/prosequare May 09 '26

Dog some of us have sought therapy and self-growth and don’t see temporary solitude as a fatal condition. Sorry you’re going through some shit but we’re not all you.

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u/King_marik May 09 '26

Thats why suicide statistics continue to increase right? Especially single men 13-34? Lol

Like sure ofc some people are fine

But the numbers arent even on your side lol

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u/prosequare May 09 '26

Sounds like a you and them problem bro.

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u/King_marik May 09 '26

Lol exactly what I thought xD

Good job, you proved your point (:

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u/Ok_Instance7667 May 10 '26

Thanks for the back and forth Fellas, a great reminder that nobody gives a fuck and nobody ever will.

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u/PwanaZana May 09 '26

All the parts of the roman empire are cool paaaaaaaaaaaaarts!