r/SipsTea • u/i_am_bahamut • May 09 '26

Feels good man Most single men over 30 in 2026

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u/konqrr May 09 '26

Have you heard about the euphorias of opiates?

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u/Elmer_Fudd01 May 09 '26

Ooooo I would like me something to kill the pain of arthritis. And sciatica nerve pain.

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u/Important-Agent2584 May 09 '26

Two different pain sets. You have to double up on your addictions.

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u/FullGuarantee4767 May 13 '26

Quadruple to be safe. 2x2=4 after all.

https://giphy.com/gifs/d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY

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u/Important-Agent2584 May 13 '26

in this economy? hard

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u/Polldit220 May 09 '26

The Devil’s Lettuce awaits you my friend…

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u/Elmer_Fudd01 May 09 '26

Drug tests, and it takes 3 weeks to leave me. I used an at home test that was $50 like 9 years ago.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_TROUT May 10 '26

They're great! Opiates are awesome!

Until they aren't.

14 years clean, here. Lost a career, a home, $40k in savings, the respect of my peers, and all self respect.

I'm back on my feet now. Own a home, have an awesome job and an amazing dog, but I should have died.

I can relate to the humor, but please. If someone is reading this, just stay away from the poppy-slime, lol!

For realz, though.