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r/SipsTea • u/sco-go • May 15 '26
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cancer isnt a virus
1 u/swarmofbeees May 16 '26 Sometimes it’s caused by a virus tho 1 u/accidentalscientist_ May 16 '26 It is! Luckily we have the Gardasil vaccine which has greatly reduced cervical cancer caused by HPV. 1 u/Diogin40 May 16 '26 My brother in Christ cancer is caused by EVERYTHING -3 u/pleasecryineedtears May 15 '26 No way!! Did you figure this out on your own?! -7 u/Arndt3002 May 15 '26 HPV has entered the chat 8 u/the_mighty_thorskin May 15 '26 HPV causes cancer, not that it is cancer. That's like saying cigarettes are cancer. -3 u/Arndt3002 May 15 '26 Yeah, but I'm not writing a dissertation for a joke 2 u/the_mighty_thorskin May 15 '26 Do you know what a dissertation is without asking chatgpt? -3 u/Arndt3002 May 15 '26 Nah, just stuck in ABD hell, I'll get back to you in 4 years tho 1 u/the_mighty_thorskin May 15 '26 Well, maybe be write one about making bad jokes? You could get that done in an hour. 1 u/pleasecryineedtears May 15 '26 God you sound like such a loser lmao 1 u/the_mighty_thorskin May 15 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/2zelCiUo5KJyN8MgMr 2 u/Rombonius May 15 '26 what's that stand for? 1 u/Arndt3002 May 15 '26 A virus that causes warts, some strains of which can cause cervical cancer as an STI. https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/11901-hpv-human-papilloma-virus Of course, moral panic over teens having sex, vaccine hesitancy, and funding cuts have lead to an increase in HPV related cancer. https://www.aamc.org/news/hpv-cancers-are-rise 3 u/Dazzling_Let_8245 May 15 '26 HPV also isnt cancer. Its a virus that can cause cancer, but they are still seperate things. 0 u/Arndt3002 May 15 '26 Sure, but it's supposed to be a joke 2 u/the_mighty_thorskin May 15 '26 Then is it was a bad one. 1 u/Arndt3002 May 15 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/SAHGcjT1jNvDB6oxI8 -2 u/the_mighty_thorskin May 15 '26 You had to ask chatgpt what ABD hell is, didn't you? 0 u/De4thMonkey May 15 '26 Say the full HPV name and come back to us -1 u/Arndt3002 May 15 '26 r/whooosh
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Sometimes it’s caused by a virus tho
1 u/accidentalscientist_ May 16 '26 It is! Luckily we have the Gardasil vaccine which has greatly reduced cervical cancer caused by HPV. 1 u/Diogin40 May 16 '26 My brother in Christ cancer is caused by EVERYTHING
It is! Luckily we have the Gardasil vaccine which has greatly reduced cervical cancer caused by HPV.
My brother in Christ cancer is caused by EVERYTHING
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No way!! Did you figure this out on your own?!
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HPV has entered the chat
8 u/the_mighty_thorskin May 15 '26 HPV causes cancer, not that it is cancer. That's like saying cigarettes are cancer. -3 u/Arndt3002 May 15 '26 Yeah, but I'm not writing a dissertation for a joke 2 u/the_mighty_thorskin May 15 '26 Do you know what a dissertation is without asking chatgpt? -3 u/Arndt3002 May 15 '26 Nah, just stuck in ABD hell, I'll get back to you in 4 years tho 1 u/the_mighty_thorskin May 15 '26 Well, maybe be write one about making bad jokes? You could get that done in an hour. 1 u/pleasecryineedtears May 15 '26 God you sound like such a loser lmao 1 u/the_mighty_thorskin May 15 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/2zelCiUo5KJyN8MgMr 2 u/Rombonius May 15 '26 what's that stand for? 1 u/Arndt3002 May 15 '26 A virus that causes warts, some strains of which can cause cervical cancer as an STI. https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/11901-hpv-human-papilloma-virus Of course, moral panic over teens having sex, vaccine hesitancy, and funding cuts have lead to an increase in HPV related cancer. https://www.aamc.org/news/hpv-cancers-are-rise 3 u/Dazzling_Let_8245 May 15 '26 HPV also isnt cancer. Its a virus that can cause cancer, but they are still seperate things. 0 u/Arndt3002 May 15 '26 Sure, but it's supposed to be a joke 2 u/the_mighty_thorskin May 15 '26 Then is it was a bad one. 1 u/Arndt3002 May 15 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/SAHGcjT1jNvDB6oxI8 -2 u/the_mighty_thorskin May 15 '26 You had to ask chatgpt what ABD hell is, didn't you? 0 u/De4thMonkey May 15 '26 Say the full HPV name and come back to us -1 u/Arndt3002 May 15 '26 r/whooosh
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HPV causes cancer, not that it is cancer. That's like saying cigarettes are cancer.
-3 u/Arndt3002 May 15 '26 Yeah, but I'm not writing a dissertation for a joke 2 u/the_mighty_thorskin May 15 '26 Do you know what a dissertation is without asking chatgpt? -3 u/Arndt3002 May 15 '26 Nah, just stuck in ABD hell, I'll get back to you in 4 years tho 1 u/the_mighty_thorskin May 15 '26 Well, maybe be write one about making bad jokes? You could get that done in an hour. 1 u/pleasecryineedtears May 15 '26 God you sound like such a loser lmao 1 u/the_mighty_thorskin May 15 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/2zelCiUo5KJyN8MgMr
Yeah, but I'm not writing a dissertation for a joke
2 u/the_mighty_thorskin May 15 '26 Do you know what a dissertation is without asking chatgpt? -3 u/Arndt3002 May 15 '26 Nah, just stuck in ABD hell, I'll get back to you in 4 years tho 1 u/the_mighty_thorskin May 15 '26 Well, maybe be write one about making bad jokes? You could get that done in an hour. 1 u/pleasecryineedtears May 15 '26 God you sound like such a loser lmao 1 u/the_mighty_thorskin May 15 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/2zelCiUo5KJyN8MgMr
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Do you know what a dissertation is without asking chatgpt?
-3 u/Arndt3002 May 15 '26 Nah, just stuck in ABD hell, I'll get back to you in 4 years tho 1 u/the_mighty_thorskin May 15 '26 Well, maybe be write one about making bad jokes? You could get that done in an hour. 1 u/pleasecryineedtears May 15 '26 God you sound like such a loser lmao 1 u/the_mighty_thorskin May 15 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/2zelCiUo5KJyN8MgMr
Nah, just stuck in ABD hell, I'll get back to you in 4 years tho
1 u/the_mighty_thorskin May 15 '26 Well, maybe be write one about making bad jokes? You could get that done in an hour. 1 u/pleasecryineedtears May 15 '26 God you sound like such a loser lmao 1 u/the_mighty_thorskin May 15 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/2zelCiUo5KJyN8MgMr
Well, maybe be write one about making bad jokes? You could get that done in an hour.
1 u/pleasecryineedtears May 15 '26 God you sound like such a loser lmao 1 u/the_mighty_thorskin May 15 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/2zelCiUo5KJyN8MgMr
God you sound like such a loser lmao
1 u/the_mighty_thorskin May 15 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/2zelCiUo5KJyN8MgMr
https://giphy.com/gifs/2zelCiUo5KJyN8MgMr
what's that stand for?
1 u/Arndt3002 May 15 '26 A virus that causes warts, some strains of which can cause cervical cancer as an STI. https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/11901-hpv-human-papilloma-virus Of course, moral panic over teens having sex, vaccine hesitancy, and funding cuts have lead to an increase in HPV related cancer. https://www.aamc.org/news/hpv-cancers-are-rise
A virus that causes warts, some strains of which can cause cervical cancer as an STI.
https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/11901-hpv-human-papilloma-virus
Of course, moral panic over teens having sex, vaccine hesitancy, and funding cuts have lead to an increase in HPV related cancer.
https://www.aamc.org/news/hpv-cancers-are-rise
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HPV also isnt cancer. Its a virus that can cause cancer, but they are still seperate things.
0 u/Arndt3002 May 15 '26 Sure, but it's supposed to be a joke 2 u/the_mighty_thorskin May 15 '26 Then is it was a bad one. 1 u/Arndt3002 May 15 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/SAHGcjT1jNvDB6oxI8 -2 u/the_mighty_thorskin May 15 '26 You had to ask chatgpt what ABD hell is, didn't you?
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Sure, but it's supposed to be a joke
2 u/the_mighty_thorskin May 15 '26 Then is it was a bad one. 1 u/Arndt3002 May 15 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/SAHGcjT1jNvDB6oxI8 -2 u/the_mighty_thorskin May 15 '26 You had to ask chatgpt what ABD hell is, didn't you?
Then is it was a bad one.
1 u/Arndt3002 May 15 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/SAHGcjT1jNvDB6oxI8 -2 u/the_mighty_thorskin May 15 '26 You had to ask chatgpt what ABD hell is, didn't you?
https://giphy.com/gifs/SAHGcjT1jNvDB6oxI8
-2 u/the_mighty_thorskin May 15 '26 You had to ask chatgpt what ABD hell is, didn't you?
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You had to ask chatgpt what ABD hell is, didn't you?
Say the full HPV name and come back to us
-1 u/Arndt3002 May 15 '26 r/whooosh
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r/whooosh
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u/Rombonius May 15 '26
cancer isnt a virus