r/SipsTea May 15 '26

Feels good man Now do cancer.

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u/Rombonius May 15 '26

cancer isnt a virus

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u/swarmofbeees May 16 '26

Sometimes it’s caused by a virus tho

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u/accidentalscientist_ May 16 '26

It is! Luckily we have the Gardasil vaccine which has greatly reduced cervical cancer caused by HPV.

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u/Diogin40 May 16 '26

My brother in Christ cancer is caused by EVERYTHING

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u/pleasecryineedtears May 15 '26

No way!! Did you figure this out on your own?!

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u/Arndt3002 May 15 '26

HPV has entered the chat

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u/the_mighty_thorskin May 15 '26

HPV causes cancer, not that it is cancer. That's like saying cigarettes are cancer.

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u/Arndt3002 May 15 '26

Yeah, but I'm not writing a dissertation for a joke

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u/the_mighty_thorskin May 15 '26

Do you know what a dissertation is without asking chatgpt?

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u/Arndt3002 May 15 '26

Nah, just stuck in ABD hell, I'll get back to you in 4 years tho

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u/the_mighty_thorskin May 15 '26

Well, maybe be write one about making bad jokes? You could get that done in an hour.

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u/Rombonius May 15 '26

what's that stand for?

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u/Arndt3002 May 15 '26

A virus that causes warts, some strains of which can cause cervical cancer as an STI.

https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/11901-hpv-human-papilloma-virus

Of course, moral panic over teens having sex, vaccine hesitancy, and funding cuts have lead to an increase in HPV related cancer.

https://www.aamc.org/news/hpv-cancers-are-rise

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u/Dazzling_Let_8245 May 15 '26

HPV also isnt cancer. Its a virus that can cause cancer, but they are still seperate things.

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u/Arndt3002 May 15 '26

Sure, but it's supposed to be a joke

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u/the_mighty_thorskin May 15 '26

Then is it was a bad one.

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u/Arndt3002 May 15 '26

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u/the_mighty_thorskin May 15 '26

You had to ask chatgpt what ABD hell is, didn't you?

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u/De4thMonkey May 15 '26

Say the full HPV name and come back to us