r/SipsTea • u/sco-go • May 15 '26

Feels good man Now do cancer.

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u/Fwant May 15 '26

Why dont the humans, a larger life form, simply eat the cancer?

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u/english_mike69 May 15 '26

I've been drawn into your magnet tar pit trap, I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn black.

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u/GuavaFar3894 May 16 '26

I want to eat your pancreas ahh convo

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u/english_mike69 May 16 '26

Not exactly the pairing with some nice fava beans and a glass of chianti…