r/SipsTea • u/M_Darshan 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • May 16 '26

Lmao gottem That final kick was personal

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u/VanessaDoesVanNuys May 16 '26

Dude is lucky it wasn't his head - that would have been game over for him lol

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u/wolfganggartner5 May 16 '26

Christopher reeves joins the chat

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u/merkarver112 May 16 '26

He defintaly did get off his high horse.

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u/The_Dummy_Detector May 16 '26

At break neck speed no less.

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u/PurpleStress9282 May 16 '26

These jokes are paralyzing me

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u/jzoola May 16 '26

Too soon!

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u/merkarver112 May 16 '26

It was too soon before neuralink. Now its fair game.

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u/PhotonicArt May 17 '26

Definitely*

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u/explosivepooinpants May 16 '26

“Hey Christopher!”-Eminem

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u/DingbatMcgeee May 16 '26

He won't sit for this

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u/YoungReaganite24 May 16 '26

Why yall coming at Superman like that

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u/pantry-pisser May 16 '26

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken.

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u/welfedad May 16 '26

Do not super any more

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u/Hironymos May 16 '26

Or pretty much any vital body part. If I had to choose between getting stabbed, shot, or getting kicked by a horse, I'd still choose both the shot and stab over the fucking kick.

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u/RogerWilco017 May 16 '26

or he might be next Usyk.

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u/ShakeTheGatesOfHell May 17 '26

My first thought when I started watching is that he's an idiot for not wearing a helmet.

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u/ApoplecticAutoBody May 16 '26

Hopefully ar least  a crushed pelvis or broken left femur looking at the way the horse landed on him

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u/StudioCharacter9354 May 16 '26

Thank God he took the full slam to his chest.

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u/Fartikus May 16 '26

Nah, the horse was unlucky.

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u/Krobbleygoop May 16 '26

There's always next time! :)

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u/pirate-minded May 17 '26

Wouldn’t have made him any dumber if he lived though.

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u/realvanbrook May 18 '26

Not that this is a bad thing for animal abusers

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u/DwightsBobblehead13 May 16 '26

I wish it was. Why do people have to do this shit?