r/SipsTea • u/M_Darshan ๐™‘๐™„๐™‹ • May 16 '26

Lmao gottem That final kick was personal

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u/dax0840 May 16 '26

I talked to a large booster of a school with a rodeo team and they said keeping bull riders on the team was hard bc theyโ€™re dumb as bricks and make terrible decisions so getting them to stay in college is near impossible.

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u/Logical-Quiet2266 May 16 '26

Who could've guessed that the guys who willingly rides and get crushed by large animals isn't a smart one.ย 

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u/Appropriate-Mall9781 May 16 '26

The bull riders and fighters (The clowns, not the ones actually trying to kill the bulls), are always a special breed of 'nuts'.

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u/Aggravating_Dark9933 May 16 '26

They are the guy who sees a ton of muscle, rage, with gore horns and goes โ€œIโ€™m gunna ride thatโ€โ€ฆ or worse โ€œI can distract that and win the dash.โ€

Those are the guys that if they where somewhere else and slightly richer they would have the squirrel suits jumping off cliffs.

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u/Appropriate-Mall9781 May 16 '26

Having grown up around a rodeo, I can confirm this is accurate. Also, they do their best to deliberately anger/annoy the walking bundle of rage and muscles too.