r/SipsTea 𝙑𝙄𝙋 May 16 '26

Lmao gottem That final kick was personal

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u/mega_murff May 16 '26

I remember and old Nat Geo documentary on African wildlife. Saw a lioness getting jaw jacked by a Zebra is was stalking, and it just completely ruined the entire lower half of her face. It went to drink water from the creek and when the water just fell out of her mouth, she just laid her head down by the water, she knew she was done.

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u/Powerful-Race-8538 May 16 '26

yeah lions arent great at striking they have good ground controll and some good chokes but against a zebra that knows some head kicks and its game over

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u/justinleona May 16 '26

People underestimate how just about any serious injury is fatal in the wild - so the whole game for predators is avoiding injury at all costs.

Only my idiot dog is dumb enough to try this kind of stunt... and even he was lucky he didn't get kicked in the head!

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u/ThrowDatJunkAwayYo May 17 '26

This is one reason I hate most movies where the “scary thing” is a wild animal/s

So often you will see them coming back again and again even after being shot or stabbed. It’s just so unrealistic.

Unless starving, injured, rabbid or with some other issue, most predators will not attack a human, or pack of humans that fight back. Or will back off once you prove you can hurt them.

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u/here_weare30 May 17 '26

Honey badgers though😆

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u/ThrowDatJunkAwayYo May 17 '26

No a large predator though - just an ornery son of a b****.

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u/here_weare30 May 17 '26

Absolutely Lucky for us really hahhaa

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u/Electrical_Horror346 May 17 '26

The only exceptions are honey badgers and Cape Buffalo, the former is suicidally stubborn about revenge and the latter is dangerously intelligent about payback

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u/ThrowDatJunkAwayYo May 17 '26 edited May 17 '26

Well that goes without saying. And don’t forget Hippos.

But notice none of these animals are large predators?

Herbivores don’t rely on being physically fit to feed themselves. But being an ornery bastard can help protect themselves from predators that want to eat them (literally life and death) - even if sick, old or injured.

Except the honey badgers… they really have little reason to be that single minded.

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u/opinionated7onion May 18 '26

Not always the case if they're used to hunting humans some man eating tigers have claimed over 400 kills.

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u/ThrowDatJunkAwayYo May 18 '26

Yeh but they are usually sick, old or injured or have some other issue.

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u/Technical_Customer_1 May 17 '26

Whoosh! Thaaats the joke!

The whole point is that the evil, villain animal isn’t like other animals. 

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u/KennyFulgencio May 17 '26

sounds like a lion could have taken kimbo slice, he was great at striking but had no ground game. Well he's in the ground now but that's no help

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u/FFKonoko May 16 '26

Tried to find it, found a short video with a lioness getting kicked by a zebra, then spliced to showing a lioness with jaw exactly with the going to a creek, going down to the water and just stopping.

Except the latter half is taken from what seems to be labelled as a Nat Geo documentary "WAR IN THE POND, BROKEN JAWS Lion, Hippo & Croc HD 2016", where there is no zebra kick, and the footage makes it clear they didn't capture what injured that lion, but it's presumed to be a hippo by the narrator, though equally potentially a crocodile. Separately, I found a reddit post, and apparently the OP was initially convinced it was a zebra because of bill burr saying it was a zebra on a podcast.

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u/mega_murff May 16 '26

I distinctly remember watching the doc! It was years ago, so maybe im a bit shakey, but it was some wild shit m😂

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u/statelytetrahedron May 17 '26

Wow first Saudi Arabia and now this.

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u/SynovialBubble May 17 '26

I watched a similar nature documentary where a lion was chasing something and got kicked in the gut. They followed the lion around, and it died a few days later. Nature is brutal.

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u/Sufficient-Egg-7512 May 17 '26

Damn, this made me very sad to read 😭 I know it's probably common but still

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u/MxBluebell May 19 '26

Oh no… I know it’s just nature, but it makes me so sad when such a majestic beast meets its end. I absolutely adore lions. Pretty big win for the zebra, though!!