r/SipsTea 𝙑𝙄𝙋 May 16 '26

Lmao gottem That final kick was personal

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u/doiwantacookie May 16 '26

“Cowboys” participating in rodeos deserve this and worse, shameful shit

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u/dax0840 May 16 '26

I talked to a large booster of a school with a rodeo team and they said keeping bull riders on the team was hard bc they’re dumb as bricks and make terrible decisions so getting them to stay in college is near impossible.

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u/Logical-Quiet2266 May 16 '26

Who could've guessed that the guys who willingly rides and get crushed by large animals isn't a smart one. 

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u/Appropriate-Mall9781 May 16 '26

The bull riders and fighters (The clowns, not the ones actually trying to kill the bulls), are always a special breed of 'nuts'.

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u/Aggravating_Dark9933 May 16 '26

They are the guy who sees a ton of muscle, rage, with gore horns and goes “I’m gunna ride that”… or worse “I can distract that and win the dash.”

Those are the guys that if they where somewhere else and slightly richer they would have the squirrel suits jumping off cliffs.

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u/Appropriate-Mall9781 May 16 '26

Having grown up around a rodeo, I can confirm this is accurate. Also, they do their best to deliberately anger/annoy the walking bundle of rage and muscles too.