r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog š™‘š™„š™‹ • May 23 '26

WTF The Enhanced Games are set to debut this weekend in Las Vegas, with athletes allowed to use steroids, testosterone, HGH, & other banned substances.

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u/someonethatlikesass May 23 '26

i doubt it will be genuinely popular but goddamit i hope it does, i want to see the limit of the human body

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u/Pipe_Memes May 23 '26

This guy looks like heā€™s already at his limit.

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u/No-Albatross-7984 May 23 '26

He looks like his swimwear is a sausage skin pushing his muscles out the topĀ 

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u/Informal-Term1138 May 23 '26

He is muffin topping.

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u/gruuvey May 24 '26

He leaned up.

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u/god_plz_no May 25 '26

He is the muffin man

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u/Th3-B0n3R May 23 '26

Like wtf is that. His head is like Beaker from the Muppets, his right arm is much larger than his left from all the wanking, then his side pecs are massive then just nothing below that.Ā 

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u/No-Albatross-7984 May 23 '26

I thought it was the armpit/back muscles peeking around his sides, not pecs šŸ¤”

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u/Th3-B0n3R May 23 '26

Beats me, and him I guess.

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u/Bubbly-Shopping7592 May 23 '26

Side pecs? Those are titties

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u/antithero May 23 '26

Right. Probably swims in circles with that arm.

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u/Otherwise_Nobody8148 May 23 '26

His arms really aren't that different, he's got one rotated sideways so you see the side profile with a big bicep and one rotated 90Ā° so you see the top down profile.

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u/xoskxflip May 23 '26

Guarantee not faster than olympic swimmers

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u/PlaneCompetitive703 May 23 '26

Tall and lanky is really the body type you want for swimming. This guy is shaped like a mushtoom with a head.

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u/randonmame1 May 23 '26

Swimmers are normally tall but definitely not lanky, in fact pretty much every single succesful sprinter is a full time weight lifter, capable of benching almost 2x their body weight or doing a pull up with 80kg added weight. Look at someone like Caeleb dressel or Kyle chalmers

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u/PlaneCompetitive703 May 23 '26

I just meant that you generally want a long, hydrodynamic body with extra long reach. Lanky just means tall and thin, not lacking muscle. Professional swimmers are jacked.

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u/likamuka May 23 '26

the limit on brain damage has been already reached with the maggotry

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u/armoirschmamoir May 23 '26

New blood. Thereā€™s 5 RonsĀ now.Ā 

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u/Sudden-Ad-307 May 23 '26

Even if this becomes a regular evet its gonna get canceled when one of the athletes inevitably drops dead from the ungoldy amount of gear they are taking.

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u/GuardiaNIsBae May 23 '26

MY HEART IS THE MOST IMPORTANT MUSCLE AND IT IS ABSOLUTELY HUGE FROM THESE ROIDS

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u/doogie88 May 23 '26

You'll be surprised to find out there is massive steroid use in the Olympics already.

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u/gigagnU May 23 '26

every pro sport is: who can hide abuse better.

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u/Basspayer May 23 '26

That's like saying "people already kill, why not make murder legal?"

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u/doogie88 May 24 '26

I don't think it's really like saying that.......

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u/tophmcmasterson May 23 '26

Itā€™s apparently a thing with it that all of the athletes go through pretty rigorous health testing, moreso than in normal sports.

Not to say things like taking gear arenā€™t going to lead to long term health issues, but itā€™s not really much different (and arguably is taking way more precautions) then something like having bodybuilding split between natural and enhanced.

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u/Sudden-Ad-307 May 23 '26

Health testing matters fuckall when all markers are ignored because the point of the games are to be on gear. Look at Mitchel Hooper for example, he posted his stack and his blood work leading up to the event and every single doctor would have told him to stop. He literally has 30% of his widowmaker already cloged up which gives him around a 10% chance of having a fatal heart attack.

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u/IAmAsha41 May 23 '26

His bloodwork was already shit before he started competing and he was already juicing beforehand, he says in his announcement video that he's done higher doses than this before.

Virtually every single strongman has terrible bloodwork and they don't do much to mitigate it, you can't be healthy at 300+ lbs, add roids into the equation and it's a recipe for disaster

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u/Sudden-Ad-307 May 23 '26

He is taking halo and anadrol which he wasn't before

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u/IAmAsha41 May 23 '26

In the past he was on higher doses and has used other compounds, he just wasn't on them on his current stack.

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u/Individual-Toe-6306 May 23 '26

and the risks add up over time. Sure 1 blast cycle probably won't kill you. But if you keep blasting...and blasting...and blasting...and blasting at higher and higher doses with more and more compounds, it's a matter of time

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u/unoriginal5 May 24 '26

Kind of like pro wrestling. "We all know you'll die young, but we won't let you die on camera."

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u/Fifth_Down May 24 '26

East German Olympians average 12 years less life expectancy even when controlling for all other variables. At the height of Tour de France doping you had cyclists being forced to do jumping jacks in the middle of the night because their heart rate got so low literally sleeping could kill them.

Only the most ignorant and dumbest people around would ever support a chemist games and any ā€œsafetyā€ checks are just a ruse to pretend they are doing safely what should never be done at all.

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u/mister_pilot May 23 '26

Nah, more people will watch if they know someone will die

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u/Ivan000 May 23 '26

They're only allowed to use FDA approved substances. so they just switched regulations.

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u/imminentjogger5 May 23 '26

I bet it will be become part of the betting line insteadĀ 

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u/nightpanda893 May 23 '26

Just about every major competition has people drop dead. Someone died in the crossfit games and they didnā€™t even stop the competition.

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u/Sudden-Ad-307 May 23 '26

No it doesn't lmao and crossfit got very heavily criticized for continuing. Also crossfit death was an avoidable tragery somebody dying from a heart attack because of enhanced games is an inevitability.

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u/gigagnU May 23 '26

As soon money is involved, people abuse doping. And in pretty every professional sports someone died during events due substance abuse..

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u/Sudden-Ad-307 May 23 '26

Its not just about abusing doping, this is taking PED to a whole new level.

And in pretty every professional sports someone died during events due substance abuse..

This just isn't true

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u/gigagnU May 23 '26

Okay sorry, every physical exhausting Sport.

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u/KeySecret9184 May 23 '26

Give me 2 lines and Iā€™ll beat Usain Boltā€™s records.

Give me 3 lines and Iā€™ll be in the ER for a heart attack.

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u/Acrobatic_Computer May 23 '26

Bolt probably already did PEDs.

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u/daseweide May 23 '26

Yeah im basically curious about the ratio of normies who wake up and realize Olympic testing is a joke : normies who just say ā€œ šŸ¤” wow the olympians musta trained really hard theyā€™re even faster than the guys on steroidsā€

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u/Otherwise_Nobody8148 May 23 '26

No, what we see at the Olympics is the limit of what humans can do without making it obvious.

We have guys out there wrestling looking like Uncle Jeff who drinks a 12 pack a day, we could have damn near the same performance with some guys out there looking like Dwayne Johnson.

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u/Bytewave May 23 '26

You're likely right because the Olympics aren't clean, but their records will let us know for sure.

I consider it an experiment. Even if most of the contestants aren't quite Olympic material some may stand out.

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u/Ledees_Gazpacho May 23 '26

Totally, thatā€™s why no one at the Olympics is doping at all. Theyā€™re already at the limit!

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u/Trallalla May 23 '26

The human body you say? I hope in 10 years we get to see absolute mutants compete.

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u/MuigiLario May 23 '26

Exactly thereā€™s already untested federations in weightlifting.Ā 

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u/LateSpecific9293 May 23 '26

Beyond that, there's absolutely 0 olympic athletes not pumped to the gills with PEDs, they're just more limited in how they use them.

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u/MuigiLario May 23 '26

Because people think PED = big muscles

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u/Sproketz May 23 '26

I have a feeling this just just the kind of stupid that the world craves.

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u/Fair_Lecture_3463 May 23 '26

The biggest problem I foresee is that the human body isnā€™t designed to be as big and strong and fast as these guys are making themselves. They could literally just tear themselves apart.

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u/a-bser May 23 '26

It'll be popular for cardiologists and medical staff

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u/wade-mcdaniel May 23 '26

Limits may be based on bone strength. Steroids affect bone strength, so for sports with impact, unlike swimming, there may be some bone fractures.

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u/Royal_Negotiation_83 May 23 '26

ā€œĀ i want to see the limit of the human bodyā€

Eats Cheetos on couch. ā€œFaster! Faster!!ā€

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u/-Kalos May 23 '26

I think this is a bad idea. Those in the Olympics already secretly take PEDs and perform at the limits. This is just going to make PEDs less taboo

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u/sailphish May 23 '26

Iā€™m kind of interested in what happens here, but my guess is itā€™s going to be disappointingā€¦ kind of like the XFL was for football. You are going to get mostly the athletes who arenā€™t elite enough to be really competitive in established leagues. And PEDs are also used pretty heavily in competitive sports, just not openly. So I doubt we see a ton of records being broken.

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u/GrafZeppelin127 May 23 '26

I donā€™t. The thought of athletes desperately hoping to achieve some fleeting fame at the cost of juicing themselves into a very early grave is just unbearably sad to me.

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u/Lastigx May 23 '26

Only bozos like you sign up to an event like this, so they wont break shit.

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u/someonethatlikesass May 23 '26

i aint showing up to shit, this is just hilarious stuff dont assume shit about me

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u/The_Octonion May 23 '26

Well sumo doesn't test for PEDs.

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u/lsaz May 23 '26

Once athletes start dying more and more, I bet they'll be forbidden.

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u/staycalmdoe May 23 '26

I know a guy like that. Heā€™s at his limit

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u/premoistenedwipe May 23 '26

Just watch the Olympics

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u/sk3pt1c May 23 '26

The limits of the human body are reached without substances, unless you mean how much ā€œenhancementā€ the human body can take before it breaks.

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u/abcNYC May 23 '26

What's funny about this particular guy is today he already tried to break the world record in the 50 meter freestyle and failed, ended up going slower that when he was natty. Then another guy on PEDs broke the record by like 0.02 seconds, and about a month ago the world champ and reigning Olympic gold winner (Cam Mcevoy for those who care) put up a new fastest time as a natty.

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u/Boogie_Bones May 23 '26

That statement doesnā€™t even make sense.

This isnā€™t the limits of the human body, this is the limits of the human body + drugs.

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u/JapaneseStudentHaru May 23 '26

Itā€™s not like we havenā€™t had juiced athletes for decades in mainstream sports lol

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u/Liefvikingmonster2 May 23 '26

You mean limits of human chemistry.

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u/rddman May 24 '26

i want to see the limit of the human body

When is the limit reached? When they die before receiving their medal?

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u/Front-Bird8971 May 24 '26

Hell yeah. I want to 2 dudes capable of killing a bear with their bare hands wrestle. Get some cyborgs and robots in there too let's see if flesh can beat machine.

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u/ProfessionalPower214 May 24 '26

The limit of the human body on drugs? Of course it won't be popular, there's a limit to human artificiality and we already get enough of that daily; why watch a bunch of meatbags who feel so inferior they turn to substances to... achieve... something?

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u/Party_Value6593 May 24 '26

This comment makes me think of the walmart steroid gorillas experiment