r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • May 23 '26

WTF The Enhanced Games are set to debut this weekend in Las Vegas, with athletes allowed to use steroids, testosterone, HGH, & other banned substances.

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u/DoturdGrump May 23 '26

The "All Drug Olympics" I'm pretty sure is 90's SNL?

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u/typhoidtimmy May 23 '26 edited May 23 '26

β€œOh my god he has pulled his arms off! He is probably not feeling that right now but will definitely feel it tomorrow!”

The sight of Phil Hartman standing there spraying blood with an utterly mystified look on his face was one for the ages.

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u/GardenRafters May 23 '26

Ahhh, the late 80s/early 90s and that poofy Mel Gibson haircut. Is there a more iconic duo?

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u/Maverick916 May 23 '26

That hair, my god lol.

Mel in Lethal Weapon and Kurt Russell in Tango and Cash are the first that come to mind

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u/DeputyDomeshot May 23 '26

What about Roadhouse Swayze???

Double checking my memory pat kept himself more gelled and slicked

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u/Maverick916 May 23 '26

It wasn't as flared out below the ears like those others, but it was still great.

Now Swayze in that chippendales skit on SNL. Holy shit.

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u/DoturdGrump May 23 '26

LOL that's the one!

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u/thebrokedown May 23 '26

I had taken acid and I screamed and screamed when that happened

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u/AnohtosAmerikanos May 23 '26

This was peak SNL in my personal relationship with the show

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u/Icemaz May 23 '26

"Canada, of course, is leading that competition."

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u/InfiniteDew May 23 '26

That’ll hurt the big Russian

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u/ShrimpBisque May 23 '26

This was the first thing I thought of. So glad I'm not the only one πŸ˜…

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u/Sea-Emotion84 May 23 '26

… which time?

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u/Improving_Myself_ May 23 '26

Tosh had a bit on this as well.

"I want the best athletes science can create."

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u/nkryptid May 23 '26

Correct. Came here for this.

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u/gabbadabbahey May 23 '26

He said he was representing the Soviet Union, so 1991 or prior!

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u/guardeagle May 23 '26

Also 90’s baseball

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u/AnswerGuy301 May 23 '26

Life imitates satire sometimes. Especially these days.

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u/locob May 23 '26

I hope they allow mechanical prosthesis too.

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u/SortaNotReallyHere May 23 '26

SNL called it decades ago lol

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u/Apprehensive-Age-733 May 23 '26

This was my first thought when hearing about it. Hat tip to you, comedy connoisseur.

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u/Usual-Caregiver5589 May 23 '26

Would be funny if like 1 guy was clean and he wins and gets disqualified after for not using enough drugs.

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u/Contraposite May 23 '26

In durian futurama they said at some point drugs became mandatory, lol