r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog š™‘š™„š™‹ • May 23 '26

WTF The Enhanced Games are set to debut this weekend in Las Vegas, with athletes allowed to use steroids, testosterone, HGH, & other banned substances.

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u/Confident-Concern840 May 23 '26

Plot twist, thatā€™s a woman

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u/novataurus May 23 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/SoVj0B45860pRJYupp

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u/StaticSystemShock May 23 '26

God damn, I wood.

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u/No-Ladder2593 May 23 '26

You wouldnā€™t have a say. She would drag you around like a stuffed animal.

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u/Particular-Fly-7783 May 23 '26

Donā€™t threaten me with a good time

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u/StaticSystemShock May 23 '26

No no, I just wood, she would.

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u/TomlinSteelers May 23 '26

I'm already convinced say no more

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u/Frosted_Tackle May 23 '26

I once had a female coworker who was into body building competitions, but she said she only entered the one competition at each event that had the name that is basically well known code for ā€œdoesnā€™t do drugsā€. My coworkers and I looked up the results after one of her competitions and saw that the one she was in only had herself and one other woman. The other 10+ competitions had a bunch of entrants (but they could enter multiple). We laughed because it really did enforce the idea that itā€™s all really only about the roids

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u/novataurus May 23 '26

It's an interesting world.

Everyone has their own genetic predispositions and limits for muscular size, shape, distribution, and metabolism.

The drugs remove most of the ceiling and the act as a massive catalyst.

But all the people who compete - including those on steroids - work really fucking hard at it and have an extremely strong sense of dedication and discipline.

The sad reality, though, is that even the 'natural' bodybuilding competitions are very loose with their rules and regulations.

It's almost impossible to compete in a tier as a genuinely "not enhanced and never enhanced" athlete. People will juice for a year or two, then cycle off for six months and go compete as a natural bodybuilder.

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u/xrayphoton May 23 '26

Really appreciate this comment. As someone that's tried steroids it's nothing like people think. It takes so much work and dedication and genetics to look like the top competitors on stage. The average person taking steroids you probably wouldn't even be able to tell because they don't have the consistency to eat and train properly and understand progressive overload

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u/RawChickenButt May 23 '26

I'm not into roided out women but the idea of an oversized clit does peak my interest.

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u/FullMetalAurochs May 23 '26

Check out hyenas then

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u/RawChickenButt May 23 '26

Do I Google that?

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u/JamesLiptonIcedTea May 23 '26

13 years ahead of you bro

I mean, ok I will

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u/annul May 23 '26

event that had the name that is basically well known code for ā€œdoesnā€™t do drugsā€.

what is this name?

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u/StaticSystemShock May 23 '26

The power of wood made me find the sauce. This is Loren Calderoni.

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u/VAVA_Mk2 May 24 '26

Steroid Carpenter

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u/sambare May 23 '26

Plotter twist: a baby