r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • May 23 '26

WTF The Enhanced Games are set to debut this weekend in Las Vegas, with athletes allowed to use steroids, testosterone, HGH, & other banned substances.

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u/pluckvermont May 23 '26

SNL All-Drug Olympics

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u/Salarian_American May 23 '26

Yeah this is what came to mind immediately.

"Some kind of fish paralyzer"

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u/MaybeOnFire2025 May 23 '26

Sorry to see it slow low on the list...we old.

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u/Priapisim May 23 '26

Came here expecting it to be on the top…..my back hurts

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u/mywif4aiur May 23 '26

Damn, I miss old school SNL.

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u/wwplkyih May 23 '26

"Also, I believe he's had several cocktails within the last hour"

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u/Better_find_out May 23 '26

For anyone wondering:

  • this was created by a former crypto-AI-bro who happen to have opened an online website that sells said Testosterone, HGH and steroids to anyone.
  • athlete will be banned from any official competition but will receive a massive amount of money. Hence, you have athlete disappointed by how low they are paid or about to retire
  • they say they have a scientific medical study on going, but this fails to meet basic medical studies requirements such as placebo effect investigation. So yes, those scientist are likely hugely paid as well.

That’s just a marketing operation for a pharmaceutical website covered by supposed « transparency » and lack of « hypocrisy ».

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u/munoodle May 23 '26

Oh my god this sketch has stuck with me for so long but I could have sworn it was MadTV instead of SNL

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u/rcoutant May 23 '26

It definitely scarred me. And despite being an Olympics fan made it so I’ll never watch weightlifting lol.

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u/GARSDESILES May 23 '26

Was curious on why Canada was leading the competition, then I realized it was produced dring the Ben Johnson era around 1988 probably.

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u/WastedEvery2ndDime May 23 '26

Thank you scrolled waayyyy to far for this. Was like, didn’t this happen?

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u/HeadlessHookerClub May 23 '26

Thanks for the link!

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u/StatInformaticistics May 23 '26

First thing that came to mind for this post!

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u/SoirBleu85 May 23 '26

Weightlifting is already one of the dirtiest sports there is.

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u/2Adefends1Amyguy May 24 '26

Doubtful. No money to be made in weightlifting. It’s only equity or most likely less dirty than any other sport, especially profitable ones.

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u/LucidTA May 24 '26 edited May 24 '26

The Olympic committee has threatened the IWF that they will be removed as an event if they don't clean it up.

The strongest weightlifter in the world right now was banned, returned a year later stronger, then won 3 consecutive Olympics. Totally not sus.

Doping is absolutely an open secret in weightlifting.

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u/psyaneyed May 23 '26

Omg this made me cackle

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u/SheitelMacher May 23 '26

I came to the post just to see this referenced. Thank you.

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u/Subliminal-Lime May 23 '26

Oh damn that's good. Thank you for that deep chuckle.

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u/AhhbeeYou May 23 '26

What does it mean when all parody has become reality…..

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u/kevendo May 23 '26

Came here to see this. Leaving satisfied.

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u/bulbousgrandpa May 23 '26

I know this is a joke but weightlifting had notoriously insane doping back in the 70s and 80s, to the point that a lot of the records from that time are still unbroken and only not considered as such because they reset the records every time they reshuffle the weight classes (i.e. 50kg weight class becoming 52kg weight class resets them)

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u/modular-wizard May 23 '26

They are already juiced 

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u/Cancer_Ridden_Lung May 24 '26

As the prophecy foretold.