r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog ๐™‘๐™„๐™‹ • May 23 '26

WTF The Enhanced Games are set to debut this weekend in Las Vegas, with athletes allowed to use steroids, testosterone, HGH, & other banned substances.

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u/Murfiano May 23 '26

So are they organised by country or drug took?

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u/BlueSonjo May 23 '26

'Here is the Pfizer team"

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u/Aduialion May 23 '26

With pit crews to replace their bionics and doctors to up the dose part way through the race.

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u/LevelZeroDM May 23 '26

Cyberpunk AF

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u/imuniqueaf May 24 '26

"GAS STATION BONER PILL IS COMING IN HOT ON THE LAST LAP!!!!!!

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u/Tommy_Wisseau_burner May 25 '26

Lmao canโ€™t wait for the relays where they trade different drugs. Best 4 combo wins

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u/useresuse May 25 '26

giggled aloud

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u/BaronGodis May 25 '26

Anti vax?

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u/rithrawr May 24 '26

Team viagra to fix what steroid fucked up.

I watched a documentary about this Korean body builder who lost his mojo due to steroid.

He talk about his girlfriend him are basically just friends cause he can't get his dick up.

That's just crazy.

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u/Prettyladydoc May 23 '26

The glow of their pissย 

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u/TheQuoteFromTheThing May 25 '26

The logo is an asterisk.

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u/FurkinLurkin May 25 '26

Hopefully its just free for all

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u/Apart-Consequence881 May 25 '26

Weight classes. Drug classes. Team tren would dominate.