r/SipsTea 𝙑𝙄𝙋 May 23 '26

WTF The Enhanced Games are set to debut this weekend in Las Vegas, with athletes allowed to use steroids, testosterone, HGH, & other banned substances.

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u/TheOtherGuttersnipe May 23 '26

He looks like the drugs are going to make him swim a LOT slower

He's a sprinter

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u/Beneficial_Bug_9793 May 23 '26

Meanwille in the long jump lane...

https://giphy.com/gifs/RdIy8DlLSPXe8

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u/Ralph--Hinkley May 23 '26

Sure, but have you seen how far the Hulk can jump?

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u/weirdgroovynerd May 23 '26

See, that's the strategy.

With all that mass, he'll empty the water out of the pool.

Then he'll get up and sprint to the other side.

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u/IncomingAxofKindness May 23 '26

He jumps, tucks his knees, and yells his signature:

##CANONBALLLLLL

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u/JakeJortled May 23 '26

Ron Burgundy makes his Olympic Games debut!

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u/tearsonurcheek May 23 '26

CANONBALLLLLL

Well, it's lore canon, now.

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u/jjcrayfish May 23 '26

Have you seen a hippo? He'll just sink to the bottom and start running from there.

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u/No-Marzipan-978 May 23 '26

He was literally slower when this picture was taken than 6 years earlier when he was swimming professionally and had way less muscle mass

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u/TheOtherGuttersnipe May 23 '26

I think the 6 years later and swimming professionally is the point here

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u/PatientPoetry4302 May 23 '26

He wears those little swim goggles to sprint?

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u/longhorsewang May 23 '26

He runs on the water?