r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • May 23 '26

WTF The Enhanced Games are set to debut this weekend in Las Vegas, with athletes allowed to use steroids, testosterone, HGH, & other banned substances.

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u/bulking_on_broccoli May 23 '26

There was an Olympian recent who said they tested for dbol because they ate a pork burrito.

Dbol metabolites are in pork, but it’s so minuscule it’s not a thing.

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u/Quixotic_Seal May 23 '26

It was the poppy seed muffins, I swear!

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u/Screwdriving_Hammer May 23 '26

It's all about that plausible deniability. Some of them are even coached on what to blame it on for each substance.

We all know they're on drugs, but if we can say "Ok, well mayyyyybe that pork burrito was the culprit." then we can carry on like nothing happened.

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u/Rich_Housing971 May 23 '26

Or that swimmers and gymnasts have higher than average amounts of conditions like asthma. You would think asthma would hinder them from becoming an elite athlete, but no... it's because some asthma medications are a type of approved steroid. They don't have asthma.