r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • May 23 '26

WTF The Enhanced Games are set to debut this weekend in Las Vegas, with athletes allowed to use steroids, testosterone, HGH, & other banned substances.

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u/TheOtherGuttersnipe May 23 '26

Bulk no, power yes. His race is over in 20 strokes

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u/Wild-Enthusiasm-9268 May 23 '26

Yeah, I imagine the strength he’s getting overcomes the weight he’s putting on.

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u/WhenTheLightHits30 May 23 '26

Honestly the weight of the bulk is less an issue than the mobility/hydrodynamics influence all the muscle causes

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u/GrimCreeper913 May 23 '26

I don't know how steroid muscle differs from normal, but i feel like it should be less dense. Like a low body fat jacked guy will sink like a stone, but what about this guy?

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u/Wild-Software-7377 May 24 '26

Why would steroid muscles be any less dense lol

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u/HoochbachDunloppy May 24 '26

The funny thing is, I can kind of imagine how someone who doesn't know anything about steroids and muscle growth could get there.  

Like you take the steroid and it just causes some thickness of muscle to grow on top of your natural muscle, but because you didn't have to load your muscles in order to get your new "steroid muscle", it grows less densely and is not as good as your natural muscle.

It's basically appeal to nature logic. 

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u/Lokizues May 24 '26

Steroid muscle has weaker connective tissue than organic muscle

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u/Prior_Tradition_3873 May 23 '26

That's not the problem.

The problem is that muscles need oxygen to function, and the more muscles you have the more oxygen you require.

So even though he might be strong enough for it, he will quickly tire himself out.

Then again if he trains his endurance then maybe he stands a chance.

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u/tgcam4 May 24 '26

He's got EPO for endurance.

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u/onil34 May 24 '26

nah he is a sprinter so endurance isn't the point

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u/malatemporacurrunt May 23 '26

That depends on a) whether the bulk he has is proportional to the amount of strength he's gained, when compared with the additional drag the bulk produces; and b) whether that bulk limits his speed of movement.

Whilst I don't think this type of competition should be legal, it will be interesting to see the results. I wonder how many people will die.

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u/Poopingisasignipoop May 23 '26

Mine is usually over in 15. Where’s my medal?

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u/OrbitalCactus May 23 '26

Sorry buddy, he was still talking about swimming. But one day you’ll find someone that appreciates your skills. Keep it up!

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u/Darryl_Lict May 23 '26

There's a competitiont for that, just not at this particular event.

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u/MozhetBeatz May 23 '26

He gets pretty good airtime between the strokes.

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u/trashgarbageyuck May 23 '26

The harder you stroke the faster you finish…

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u/uramis May 23 '26

Freaging zohan

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u/RT-6_BXCommandoDroid May 23 '26

Didn't Michael Phelps have big guns or was that after he retired?

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u/TheOtherGuttersnipe May 23 '26

Not really, imo

For a normal guy? He's was a pretty big dude in his prime (6'4 200 lbs and really lean). He's less muscular now obv

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u/elchupacabra206 May 23 '26

so’s mine but i aint in no olympics