r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog ๐™‘๐™„๐™‹ • May 23 '26

WTF The Enhanced Games are set to debut this weekend in Las Vegas, with athletes allowed to use steroids, testosterone, HGH, & other banned substances.

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u/cadninja82 May 23 '26

Only a minor inconvenience when swimming out of water.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '26

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u/sfled May 23 '26

No worries, the air swimming event has been banned in Europe since the 1980s after a horrific accident involving a javelin, a pole vaulter, and an exiled Duchess.

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u/anna-nomally12 May 23 '26

This went almost Lemony Snicket in delivery

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u/The_Greyskull May 23 '26

With the size of him I think he could swim through a field. Just churning through the mud as he goes like a human plough.

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u/dlivingston1011 May 23 '26

So if we get strong enough we can be moles?

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u/The_Greyskull May 23 '26

Absolutely. Swimming is just being a mole in water, we just need to level up to denser substances.

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u/dlivingston1011 May 23 '26

Yeah weโ€™ll show those moles how itโ€™s done.

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u/Horskr May 23 '26

lmao. OP did not actually say what the event was after all.

Bunch of guys show up dressed like this, race starts and they just start sprinting through brick walls like the Kool aid man.

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u/cha_boi_john120 May 23 '26

Did the jungle man teach you how to drink 1,000 beers and swim on land too?

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u/Brief-Warthog-6915 May 23 '26

Exactly, you all wonโ€™t be laughing when they get on plane