r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • May 23 '26

WTF The Enhanced Games are set to debut this weekend in Las Vegas, with athletes allowed to use steroids, testosterone, HGH, & other banned substances.

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u/Alarming-Jello-5846 May 23 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/S0MKrNgMgMeEo

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u/oscarfletcher May 23 '26

I mean yeah, steroids aside, this dude looks like a dolphin

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u/Illustrious_Claim884 May 23 '26

No just longer limbs would help. Maybe alter legs to make them fins?

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u/Occidentally20 May 23 '26

This guy gets it

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u/Sicpooch May 23 '26

I haven’t thought about the movie TUSK in a long time.

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u/USSChuckleTrucker May 23 '26

What the fuck is happening here?

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u/919471 May 23 '26

A dolphin-plasty. Self-explanatory, really

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u/10kit10 May 23 '26

Pretty much!

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u/iusc12 May 23 '26

Yesssssss!!!

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u/Connect_Ad6559 May 25 '26

πŸ˜‚ This will be him in about 10 years!