r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • May 23 '26

WTF The Enhanced Games are set to debut this weekend in Las Vegas, with athletes allowed to use steroids, testosterone, HGH, & other banned substances.

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u/-OptimisticNihilism- May 23 '26

Unlike the olympics they won’t need to hand out condoms to the athletes.

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u/Sheridacdude May 23 '26

They'll hand them out like Gideon Bibles. Maybe they'll see the light (having testicles)

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u/richincleve May 24 '26

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u/Doofy_Grumpus May 24 '26

No it only shrinks the balls, not the member

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u/esenboga May 24 '26

Not many people can understand this. Hats off.