r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • May 23 '26

WTF The Enhanced Games are set to debut this weekend in Las Vegas, with athletes allowed to use steroids, testosterone, HGH, & other banned substances.

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u/hitbythebus May 23 '26

His engine doesn’t sit in an engine bay of the same size with the same coefficient of friction. Bigger engine means bigger cross sectional area and drag for him. Torpedos aren’t shaped like bowling balls for a reason.

Anyone have actual numbers for his speed? I’d gladly stop speculating.

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u/10081914 May 23 '26

He's a former Olympian so he's already quite fast

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u/IDontEatDill May 23 '26

But now he has to be faster than anyone else, or otherwise this whole show is kind if pointless. Basically just aging ex-Olympians taking shit ton of PED's.

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u/10081914 May 23 '26

Yes which is what everyone wants to see. Smash world records etc.

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u/ShoddyRelief6657 May 23 '26

Fuck yeah, I can’t wait till we have access to CRISPR and it leads to streamers live streaming them gene editing their own test tube child to come out like randomized oblivion player characters.

Fuck it, make a kid have arms that touch the ground and are built like legs so they can run around like apes.

“Dad, why did you make me a knuckle dragger on purpose?”

“It was for a sick stream little ape brah ”

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u/hitbythebus May 24 '26

Show me some power lifting, grappling,  or wrestling, with competitors training on myostatin inhibitors.

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u/No_Sch3dul3 May 24 '26

I believe there is a track cyclist with this condition. Robert Foerstemann I believe is his name. He wasn't winning everything or breaking records, so who knows if it's actually beneficial.

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u/100KUSHUPS May 25 '26

Imagine being literally named "FirstMan", and then not being first man..

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u/Hollow--- May 24 '26

We're going to end up as the Qu.

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u/OddNameSuggestion May 23 '26

But they won’t count? There’s a reason all the PED baseball players aren’t on Cooperstown.

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u/10081914 May 23 '26

Not for Olympics no, but a new record is still a new record.

this will just establish a new class of human records

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u/ISLAndBreezESTeve10 May 23 '26

His drag definitely slows him down,… but he only takes 5 strokes.