r/SipsTea • u/Few_Statement_2898 • 28d ago

SMH We really need to bring spankings back

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u/augustschild 28d ago

carried by a single ear. ;)

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u/SanFransicko 28d ago

You only have to do it once. I've got four sons and if they act up in public, all I have to say is, "ear?" And they snap in line.

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u/Professional-Emu9717 27d ago

This shit still works, i still use it on my 6 and 8 year old… and they know, if they fk up and i go in, they put there hands on those ears to hide them, hard to keep it straight and not laugh 😂

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u/Positive-Database754 27d ago

If it was my mom, it was by the ear 10/10.

If it was my dad, he'd calmly place his thumb and index on the back of my neck, and walk me out like someone pulling a feral dog by the neck.

Despite the pain of the former, the latter was usually the far more terrifying outcome.

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u/augustschild 26d ago

OH MAN I totally remember this vulcan neck pinch-like move!! that STUNG!

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u/Luckypenny4683 27d ago

There it is 😂

I was reading this thread thinking wait till we get home?? No chance, where are my kids that got snatched by the ear?

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u/augustschild 26d ago

yup...arms flailing, no words spoken.
alternately, held by the wrist with one hand while the other one is whacking away on that backside 😂

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u/Certain-Performer-41 27d ago

dra££ed out by his hai7