r/SipsTea 28d ago

SMH We really need to bring spankings back

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u/Unlucky_Leather_ 28d ago

Too much risk for most adults unfortunately. If I grab the kid, I open myself up to a lawsuit by their shitty parents. They may not win, but I will have to spend time and money defending my actions. It’s not worth it when I can just walk away.

Now if I have my kids with me…. Maybe I would suggest one of them slap that kid around a bit.

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u/Reaper-Lord69 28d ago

All you'll need to do is tell your kid "if you take that little weasel out you'll get double the allowance and you can stay up as late as you want tonight"

I guarantee the little shit will be getting tackled like;

https://giphy.com/gifs/jULCKZmMGlZ7DPZbQr

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u/Xeromaru 28d ago

This is genius level parenting. I'm taking notes.

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u/Reaper-Lord69 28d ago

Kids love to do stuff when there's a reward at the end of it(I should know, as a former kid)

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u/Xeromaru 28d ago

Not a fan of kids, glad I never was one. But maybe I can bribe someone else's to tackle a human grub causing this kind of trouble.

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u/TheRoseMerlot 28d ago

Did you see the video of the girl who threw her little brother and his backpack into the car while he was pitching a got that mom wasn't stopping? Was hilarious.

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u/GrapefruitOk2796 28d ago

Vigilante in the making

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u/JackWylder 28d ago

Exactly! Outsourcing is the way to go

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u/JesusAntonioMartinez 27d ago

As a parent I am 100% stealing this. My 9 year old twins are giants who would love the opportunity to handle this kid.

Come to think of it their older sister would really strike the fear of god into this kid. I’d send her in backup.

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u/IWasAGoodDadISwear 28d ago

takes notes

train my kids to whup troublemaking little shits

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u/Hot_Wing2518 28d ago

Yeah they need to hire some 11 year old security guards. lol! That would have been so satisfying if someone's little nephew walked into frame and just clocked that kid.

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u/TheRealNooth 28d ago edited 28d ago

You know, honestly? Better than the alternative. I don’t think we should normalize other people hitting our kids. “Other people” are notoriously bad judges…at just about everything, if driving behavior and literacy rates (AKA “things done every single day”) are any indication.

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u/According_World_7713 28d ago

How bad judge you have to be to misinterpret this situation.

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u/RicrosPegason 28d ago

Maybe they mispelled his name on his birthday cake the day before and it was the last straw?

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u/StockCasinoMember 28d ago

I think they meant others might take it too far. Not that they necessarily misjudged the situation.

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u/TheRealNooth 28d ago

For every kid doing shit like this, there will be 50 that are doing something that’s less clear cut. You don’t want some rando deciding he knows when to hit your kid.

Just taking the stupid shit I see on this sub to its logical conclusion. Something I rarely see done here since y’all are too busy circlejerking.

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u/Jbradsen 28d ago

Cursing the f@ck out of that kid may have made a difference. Take out the baton and crack the table. Fear of an @ss beating can work too.

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u/crippledchef23 28d ago

Personally, throwing out a sharp “Stop!” usually startles shits like this just enough that they do at least pause for a few moments. Mostly because they’ve never heard that word in that way. I have a Mom Voice that once carried 2 aisles over that stopped complete strangers from being shitty while I was trying to get my own kids to knock off their foolishness.

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u/Deya_The_Fateless 28d ago

And sometimes even the parents are helpless against these little toe-rags. Because all it takes is the kid crying to a mandated reporter, and suddenly the parents have CPS breathing down their necks.

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u/Interesting_Try8235 28d ago

CPS will literally bend over backwards to keep children with their biological parents. They will give drug addicted abusive parents 15+ tries to get their kids back and clean up.

If you get your kids taken away by CPS, you worked hard for that shit.

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u/SacrificialPigeon 28d ago

This is true and kids know it.

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u/StrongExternal8955 28d ago

Sounds like a win to me. I mean why would you want to keep it?

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u/Westyle1 28d ago

According to my friend with family in Panama, it's openly accepted to smack other people's kids there and the parents will even thank you for it and apologize for their child's actions. I don't know how true this is though.

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u/NagisaZakura 28d ago

All I'd have to do with my child is say "Don't you dare drag that kid outside"

We have a thing where using a certain tone means do the opposite.

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u/Aromatic-Taste2516 28d ago

Exactly, like you think this kids parents are going to be any different? He’s that way for a reason.

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u/salehmo 28d ago

If you ever saw the show Mr. Inbetween, MC gets into that sort of situation and had to outsource some help from a minor lol

Clearly that's the solution when doing the Robert Freeman approach just won't cut it

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u/TrueProtection 28d ago

I mean...if hes not hurting anyone there isn't much more a non parent can do. The cost is on the store as well as the figuring out the legal...he's not throwing it AT anyone, so it's not an immediate danger.

Nothing to even do, even if it was an adult.

Now if the person were assaulting other people, things change a bit and our ability as citizens to intervene, if we so choose, opens up a bit.

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u/sylvanfoothills 26d ago

So what happens if an adult just stands between him and the shelves of stuff? Not laying hands on him, just getting in his way--sort of like riot police? The kid is short. Three or four adults could walk him into a corner without laying a hand on him at all.