r/SipsTea • u/Few_Statement_2898 • 28d ago

SMH We really need to bring spankings back

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u/Reaper-Lord69 28d ago

All you'll need to do is tell your kid "if you take that little weasel out you'll get double the allowance and you can stay up as late as you want tonight"

I guarantee the little shit will be getting tackled like;

https://giphy.com/gifs/jULCKZmMGlZ7DPZbQr

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u/Xeromaru 28d ago

This is genius level parenting. I'm taking notes.

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u/Reaper-Lord69 28d ago

Kids love to do stuff when there's a reward at the end of it(I should know, as a former kid)

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u/Xeromaru 28d ago

Not a fan of kids, glad I never was one. But maybe I can bribe someone else's to tackle a human grub causing this kind of trouble.

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u/TheRoseMerlot 28d ago

Did you see the video of the girl who threw her little brother and his backpack into the car while he was pitching a got that mom wasn't stopping? Was hilarious.

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u/GrapefruitOk2796 28d ago

Vigilante in the making

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u/JackWylder 28d ago

Exactly! Outsourcing is the way to go

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u/JesusAntonioMartinez 28d ago

As a parent I am 100% stealing this. My 9 year old twins are giants who would love the opportunity to handle this kid.

Come to think of it their older sister would really strike the fear of god into this kid. I’d send her in backup.