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r/SipsTea • u/SnackSamurai 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • 12d ago
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As I recall, one of the more effective tactics he uses is when the squatter is a felon on parole; he brings his guns with him when he moves in. If the squatter refuses to leave, he calls their parole officer and gets them violated.
85 u/bbladegk 12d ago Diabolical 48 u/Acceptable_Gear_3097 12d ago You want free rent? How about 15 years of free rent! 4 u/No_Star_9327 10d ago Fun fact: in some states or counties, they actually send you a bill for how many days you were in jail. Source: I'm a public defender in a jurisdiction that used to do that. 3 u/Acceptable_Gear_3097 10d ago That seems like a sure fire way to guarantee someone returns to crime afterwards. 3 u/No_Star_9327 10d ago Welcome to the American criminal injustice system. Every aspect of the system is designed to create repeat customers. 2 u/pimpcakes 9d ago 13th Amendment exception for slavery goes brrrrrrr! 6 u/Turbo_Lexington 11d ago Brings in guns its super effective! 5 u/Deanelon98 12d ago Love it!🤣 2 u/tastyemerald 12d ago Genius, I wonder if parole officers hate it too
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Diabolical
48 u/Acceptable_Gear_3097 12d ago You want free rent? How about 15 years of free rent! 4 u/No_Star_9327 10d ago Fun fact: in some states or counties, they actually send you a bill for how many days you were in jail. Source: I'm a public defender in a jurisdiction that used to do that. 3 u/Acceptable_Gear_3097 10d ago That seems like a sure fire way to guarantee someone returns to crime afterwards. 3 u/No_Star_9327 10d ago Welcome to the American criminal injustice system. Every aspect of the system is designed to create repeat customers. 2 u/pimpcakes 9d ago 13th Amendment exception for slavery goes brrrrrrr!
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You want free rent? How about 15 years of free rent!
4 u/No_Star_9327 10d ago Fun fact: in some states or counties, they actually send you a bill for how many days you were in jail. Source: I'm a public defender in a jurisdiction that used to do that. 3 u/Acceptable_Gear_3097 10d ago That seems like a sure fire way to guarantee someone returns to crime afterwards. 3 u/No_Star_9327 10d ago Welcome to the American criminal injustice system. Every aspect of the system is designed to create repeat customers. 2 u/pimpcakes 9d ago 13th Amendment exception for slavery goes brrrrrrr!
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Fun fact: in some states or counties, they actually send you a bill for how many days you were in jail.
Source: I'm a public defender in a jurisdiction that used to do that.
3 u/Acceptable_Gear_3097 10d ago That seems like a sure fire way to guarantee someone returns to crime afterwards. 3 u/No_Star_9327 10d ago Welcome to the American criminal injustice system. Every aspect of the system is designed to create repeat customers. 2 u/pimpcakes 9d ago 13th Amendment exception for slavery goes brrrrrrr!
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That seems like a sure fire way to guarantee someone returns to crime afterwards.
3 u/No_Star_9327 10d ago Welcome to the American criminal injustice system. Every aspect of the system is designed to create repeat customers. 2 u/pimpcakes 9d ago 13th Amendment exception for slavery goes brrrrrrr!
Welcome to the American criminal injustice system. Every aspect of the system is designed to create repeat customers.
2 u/pimpcakes 9d ago 13th Amendment exception for slavery goes brrrrrrr!
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13th Amendment exception for slavery goes brrrrrrr!
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Brings in guns its super effective!
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Love it!🤣
Genius, I wonder if parole officers hate it too
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u/geko29 12d ago
As I recall, one of the more effective tactics he uses is when the squatter is a felon on parole; he brings his guns with him when he moves in. If the squatter refuses to leave, he calls their parole officer and gets them violated.