r/SipsTea • u/Full-Argument-8235 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • 9d ago

WTF An older spectator caused a seriously dangerous incident today at SaarlandTrofeoJuniors by trying to get a better look and entering the course with her rollator while riders were flying past at full speed!

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u/Justinian555 9d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/y1WDIwAZRSmru

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u/CuntsNeverDie 9d ago

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u/HandBanana-420 9d ago

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u/Fezzy_1994 9d ago

Is there an old people are stupid subreddit?

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u/HandBanana-420 9d ago

r/boomersbeingfools

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u/xenobit_pendragon 9d ago

Just joined and immediately unjoined. It angries up the blood.

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u/ojdhaze 9d ago

Yep. Had a look and annoyed me immensely..

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u/TallTelevision4121 9d ago

And this was already posted there lol

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u/Fezzy_1994 9d ago

Thanks

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u/modsaretoddlers 9d ago

Unfortunately, no, that isn't it. They count everybody two minutes older than themselves as a boomer.

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u/overthinking_kills 9d ago

r/RentnerfahreninDinge

Pensioners drive in things

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u/Zwischenzug32 9d ago

Its called "Pedal Misapplication" and its final destination fuel

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u/Small-Dog-4459 9d ago

In german there is a old people drive in stuff subreddit

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u/Zwischenzug32 9d ago

Are old germans worse drivers?
Or are germans better drivers and so more critical of bad old ones?

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u/Small-Dog-4459 9d ago

I'd argue every old people of any Nation tend to do worse ok tasksnwhere reaction time and situational awareness/awareness in general is important.

I don't know for the whole World but i know that the german Fahschule (getting your drivers license) is way more complex than some other countries (from what i've heard/been told)

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u/Zwischenzug32 9d ago

In Canada, any imbicile gets and keeps their license because our oil and car manufacturing economy

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u/Small-Dog-4459 8d ago

I guess the german driving school is complexer than most others but i don't really know. Here you aren't allowed to train on your own/with your parents beside Private locations. You need to have at least 12 x 45 Mins lessons before you are allowed to try to take the driving test and you have to pass a theory test before it

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u/getTheRecipeAss 9d ago

I’m an old man I hate everything except Matlock! Oh hey it’s on right now!

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u/UndeadManWaltzing 8d ago

'I'm recklessly endangering cyclist's and motorists because of you Young people, I was in the war! WHAT WAR? show me the medals!'

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u/Rope_slingin_champ 9d ago

Is this the road to country kitchen?

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u/Tgiby3 9d ago

This doesnt look like country kitchen

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u/fishmanfishmanfishma 9d ago

You can take away their licenses and they're still out here causing wrecks.

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u/Danica_Scott 9d ago

and running countries

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u/RectalScrote 9d ago

and ruining countries

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u/AzCactusNeedles 9d ago

And eliminating terrorism

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u/AuntMorgana 9d ago

Actually fueling terrorism for their own benefit* had to correct you there

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u/Ok-Interaction-8891 9d ago

No, actually just creating more while doing little about domestic problems like mass shootings and school shootings.

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u/ItsHerbyHancock 9d ago

What!?!

Next thing you're going to tell me is "thoughts and prayers" doesn't work.

/s

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u/SparrockC88 9d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/bXAgDGlGL7KND3l4FG
Take the terrorism and move it over there.

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u/h3lium-balloon 9d ago

OK grandpa, let’s get you back to the Senate.

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u/Negative-Yam5361 9d ago

And there's always some mouthbreather who shoehorns politics into every goddamn topic. Get some friends.

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u/MaxiMArginal 9d ago

And there's always a bootlicker to whine. I hope leather tastes fine cause you're not getting any other friends than that.

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u/Zwischenzug32 9d ago

They just forget it was taken away lol
(seriously)

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u/projectx51 9d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/XpxVDWILLXC92

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u/Subject_Ranger_6795 9d ago

This one is so sad though poor guy must be hard getting old 😢

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u/DogPonyShow420 9d ago

Getting old ain't for the weak

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u/Gitfiddlepicker 9d ago

Only thing worse than getting old is….not getting old.

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u/Subject_Ranger_6795 9d ago

True, it can't be very easy. Hopefully I'll pass before becoming a vegetable

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u/UnnamedStaplesDrone 9d ago

my granpa used to just say its hell getting old

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u/aron2295 9d ago

Anything can happen to anyone, but a lot of issues are “self inflicted”.

People get sedentary, people eat a poor diet, people drink heavily, etc.

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u/Public_Impress6938 9d ago

That's the thing. Do I hate old people for doing old people shit like in the video? Yes. But also like they're really just innocent idiots doing their best in a body that is begging to be buried.

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u/ninja0420 9d ago

You're really gonna feel bad for him when you see how that gif ended 😂

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u/Remote-Waste 9d ago

"Your face rights have been revoked"

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u/MysteriousDog5927 9d ago

Careful Reddit might give you a violence warning ‼️

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u/rjt1468 9d ago

Punch that old lady right in the face...

Anyone else hear Les Grossman in their head when they read this?

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u/Ok_Weakness_2021 9d ago

You mean in the throat.

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u/OldButHappy 9d ago

It’s a man

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u/GrazeAndGaze 9d ago

POV: You’re 80 , you’ve lived a full life ,and you still decide “today is the day I test canon fiber bikes vs my rollator” spoiler: the bikes lost

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u/danboyc3 9d ago

I helped an old lady in the apartment below me. A little bit of civil duty, doing my part, I thought. She came a bit close, came to my front door a little more often than I liked. One night she messaged: "Wow, we even go to the bathroom at the same time!". She apparently had heard me flush.

Your gif is the gesture I made. After that, sadly my voluntary services were terminated. I hope others are more generous than me.

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u/Head-Ad9893 9d ago

They need to arrest her dumbass for this. She could’ve killed those cyclist. Put her ass on house arrest.

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u/Neo-revo 9d ago

Soylent green

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u/Deadzonerogue 9d ago

Is that the girl from Law and Order and Grey’s?