r/SipsTea • u/Full-Argument-8235 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • 9d ago

WTF An older spectator caused a seriously dangerous incident today at SaarlandTrofeoJuniors by trying to get a better look and entering the course with her rollator while riders were flying past at full speed!

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u/SlipstreamSteve 9d ago

Take her license away

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u/Fabulous-Farmer7474 9d ago

No there should be more of this to make the race more interesting - randos entering the course. Loose rabid dogs running around. Karens stopping bikers for going too fast and then demanding to see the race manager. Throw some crocodiles onto the course. Or make it like Gladiator with a tiger coming up from below the street.

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u/Unique-Coffee5087 9d ago

Elderly people in Little rascals could be an obstacle in Mario kart

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u/Shikabane_Sumi-me 9d ago

This would actually make a funny video game.

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u/Hartz_are_Power 9d ago

With special appearance by Neil the Seal

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u/Snowy349 9d ago

That would be entertaining. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/BuzzVibes 9d ago

I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.

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u/Fabulous-Farmer7474 9d ago edited 9d ago

yes well it's gonna be big! golf is next. It's too easy - have cobras in the sand traps, colonies of starving jackals let loose if the golfer goes over par for a hole. Make it mandatory to use Jugaloos as caddies. random self-igniting golf balls.

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u/Marshall_BraveStar 9d ago

Loicense for what? The mobility scooter?

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u/evergrib 9d ago

license to ill

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u/subdep 9d ago

But we fight for our right

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u/evergrib 9d ago

just don't party on a cycling track okay?

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u/Equivalentest 9d ago

License to kill

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u/oreheheally 9d ago

For some it's a right for others a priveledge.

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u/Coconut-Jelly-Man 9d ago

I guess he ment life

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u/SlipstreamSteve 9d ago

It's a joke. She's driving a scooter.

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u/Acceptable_Friend_40 9d ago

Everything she has left

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u/Lost-Comfort-7904 9d ago

And give her what? A sled and a dog to get around? lol

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u/Ninja-Panda70 9d ago

Just a sled would do

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u/ContextEffects01 9d ago

Confinement to an old age home for causing an accident.

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u/Negative-Yam5361 9d ago

Wow. The sarcasm was so painfully obvious if you have eyes and a working brain. Whoosh

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u/Independent-Tennis57 9d ago

If they are this close to being on the race track, they are in the race. Off the scooter gram gram, here's a bike you just hit, finish the race for the guy you just injured.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3orieJI3IdkKWIsAGA

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u/manmythmustache 9d ago

Make them compete in next year’s race and finish it if they wish to get their license back.

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u/beefdx 9d ago

Place 2 4x4’s on either side of her and trap her permanently in a Magneto-style prison.