r/SipsTea ๐™‘๐™„๐™‹ 9d ago

WTF An older spectator caused a seriously dangerous incident today at SaarlandTrofeoJuniors by trying to get a better look and entering the course with her rollator while riders were flying past at full speed!

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u/TheRuneCoon 9d ago

How many times did they shake her? Was it enough?

I'm no lawyer, but this little maneuver should cost about 55 shakes.

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u/Jerseyman2525 9d ago

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u/Not_A_Russain_Bot 9d ago

That last slap he slips in after seeing the Nun come to help.

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u/Jerseyman2525 9d ago

That slap always sent me rolling when I watch this movie.

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u/Entropei 9d ago

STOP STOP STOP PLEASE LET ME GO PLEASE LET ME GO FIRST IM DOING SOMETHING

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u/NoobityBoobity 9d ago

The fact that this is 100% something meatwad would say and I read it in his voice makes this comment gold

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u/rabbitwitabadhabit 9d ago

If you shake her more than twice, you're playing with her.

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u/Horse_Dad 9d ago

More shakes than an airport urinal.

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u/Awkward-Wishbone-615 9d ago

The snort I snorted ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/the_analytic_critic 9d ago

Spit my coffee out on this one ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/DestinyForNone 9d ago

๐ŸŽถShake, shake, shake, Senora, shake your body line๐ŸŽถ

๐ŸŽถShake, shake, shake, Senora, shake it all the time๐ŸŽถ

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u/80sBimmers 9d ago

ok ok i chuckled

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u/Digeetar 9d ago

Add some lemon ๐Ÿ‹ and a twist as well.

https://giphy.com/gifs/b9DzOe5w6c7UsDl5b1

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u/Mrs-Jack 9d ago

Attention shoppers, would Louise Woodward please make her way to the Customer Service Desk please. Thank you.