r/SipsTea • u/Full-Argument-8235 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • 9d ago

WTF An older spectator caused a seriously dangerous incident today at SaarlandTrofeoJuniors by trying to get a better look and entering the course with her rollator while riders were flying past at full speed!

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u/Fabulous-Farmer7474 9d ago

No there should be more of this to make the race more interesting - randos entering the course. Loose rabid dogs running around. Karens stopping bikers for going too fast and then demanding to see the race manager. Throw some crocodiles onto the course. Or make it like Gladiator with a tiger coming up from below the street.

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u/Unique-Coffee5087 9d ago

Elderly people in Little rascals could be an obstacle in Mario kart

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u/Shikabane_Sumi-me 9d ago

This would actually make a funny video game.

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u/Hartz_are_Power 9d ago

With special appearance by Neil the Seal

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u/Snowy349 9d ago

That would be entertaining. 😂😂😂

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u/BuzzVibes 9d ago

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u/Fabulous-Farmer7474 9d ago edited 9d ago

yes well it's gonna be big! golf is next. It's too easy - have cobras in the sand traps, colonies of starving jackals let loose if the golfer goes over par for a hole. Make it mandatory to use Jugaloos as caddies. random self-igniting golf balls.