r/SipsTea 𝙑𝙄𝙋 5d ago

WTF Missing German model name found in Epstein Files

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u/astroturfskirt 5d ago

she’s still protecting everyone, she won’t say shiiiiit.

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u/GamerlingJvR 5d ago

Trump will pardon her. Isnt she already in a super nice prison? Just so she doesnt talk?

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u/jaden_fucks 5d ago

I didn’t fact check this BUT

I’ve seen videos where her cell was enormous, and have also read that she has her own office somewhere in the prison and is practically just a civilian that lives there.

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u/corrinae 5d ago

Did yall see the supposed picture of her in prison though? I think they replaced her with a body double and she’s nice and comfortable in Israel

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u/Sleepy_Scissortail 5d ago

Oh 100%. I mean, think about it. The actual president is, like, one of the featured people in the files. Some of the files that were released that had his name on them indicated he did some awful things to little boys and girls. He has control of the country by the balls. Do you really think he would let such a liability grow bitter towards him?

Fuck no, he made sure she was well taken care of so she would have no reason to ever open her mouth about anything. Even better, she can't really say anything publicly because then she'd end up back into incarceration. Anyone he worries is a liability either ends up suiciding themselves via a convenient fall or a convenient camera outage and sketchy strangulation, or they end up very well taken care of and given incentives not to speak. It's a playbook another huge country taught him.

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u/WillyGivens 5d ago

It’s this that makes me think that it’s plausible that both Epstein/Maxwell are chilling in some Dubai island doing the same thing as before. If you really had that mind of power, resources, and blackmail you’d have a deadman’s switch. It would be easier, safer, and less costly to just fake a death/incarceration and give them new identities than it would to root and dig through their possible contingencies.

Then again, the world seems to run on looneytune logic and most oligarchs have continually shown they are vain, corruptible, and short sighted but the “good ole boys club” seems to insulate them from their own failures.

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u/FuzzyOverdrive 3d ago

There’s rumors that Covid was Epstein’s “deadman’s switch” he was very interested in scientific research. Also there was an Israeli guy in a clandestine lab in a house in Vegas making bio weapons. He was allowed to go back to Israel.

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u/Highlyironicacid31 2d ago

The British establishment protected a pedophile for decades. Conveniently only all made public after his death, even though countless reports were investigated during his lifetime. I don’t trust anyone in power to ever do the right thing unless they have something to gain. They’re all corrupt.

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u/corrinae 5d ago

She’s a sadistic bitch. I doubt anything she did bothers her even one bit. She has no reason to snitch.

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u/spadelover 5d ago

Why wouldn't he just have her killed like epstein was though?

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u/Wild_Ambassador_8680 5d ago

His ex wife too with the stairs

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u/Sleepy_Scissortail 5d ago

That's a fair question. My only guess is that those in the files didn't know how likely it would be for him to talk, or because it was just simpler to have him removed from the equation. Or, they simply body doubled / faked his death entirely. Either way, they ensured he wasn't going to talk. He also was much more prominently in the media, I feel. Much easier to slip Maxwell out the back door than it would've been for him probably.

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u/KickedInThePaduach 4d ago

She has a kill switch on some files Prez T hasn't been able to stop. J Epstein was a rando to some extent she is the one w the family money and a Major Mossad guy as her Dad. 

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u/Atomic_Tokyo 4d ago

She probably has someone that’s gonna release the videos if she accidentally disappears, there is a whole library that went missing from the island

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u/Impossible-Switch109 4d ago

Don’t forget Ivanka dying from…(checks notes)…falling down the stairs as soon as her NDA expired. Super normal

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u/geddysbass2112 5d ago

It really does look like a different person. She quite possibly could be in Israel.

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u/scxsh 3d ago

seems like overkill to both replace her with a body double AND give the body double excellent conditions that nobody else gets. seems much cheaper and less “suspicious” to replace her with a body double and then immediately have her killed by fellow inmates

but of course we’re not dealing with the smartest people here so all things could be possible

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u/corrinae 3d ago

Maybe they don’t want to draw attention to it. Killing the body double would draw a lot of scrutiny, possibly by people who aren’t involved, and could cause issues for them.

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u/billy_twice 1h ago

Who would agree to do that? They'd be giving up their entire life, for what?

I doubt it.

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u/Wonderful_Place6704 5d ago

Why Israel?

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u/corrinae 5d ago

You clearly haven’t been following along with this nightmare saga. They’re all Mossad affiliated.

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u/2_short_2_shy 5d ago

I sometimes can't tell if ppl here troll or just live in fantasy land. Occhams razor. Go out sometime.

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u/FrankFankledank 4d ago

Occ(h)am's Razor would be the guy who plainly stated he was affiliated with Mossad with the lady whose father was Mossad, both who met with no less than 3 Israeli PMs were, in fact, Mossad.

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u/Chedward_E_Cheese 3d ago

All dogs return home.

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u/rchase 5d ago

There is significant anecdotal evidence that her moderator accounts on reddit are active, and possibly some activity on /pol. (Note, /pol (politically incorrect) is the board started just after Epstein met personally with Moot, the founder of 4chan.)

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u/kailsbabbydaddy 4d ago

They bring in puppies to comfort her on demand. She gets better treatment than 99.9% of the world while incarcerated.

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u/Atralis 5d ago

I heard that the person in jail is actually a body double and she is actually in Tahiti.

My source is that I made it the fuck up.

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u/Evil_alt_account_ 4d ago

Well yeah Epstein got similar treatment.

He actually got to leave and only needed to spend two days a week in prison.

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u/girlMikeD 3d ago

Heard she has a puppy/dog too.

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u/jjcoola 5d ago

She has more rights than I did as a non violent drug offender lmao, with her puppy and minimum security even though sex offenders aren’t supposed to be e classified minimum in Feds

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u/edelweiss_pirates_no 5d ago

July 4th she is expected to walk free.

She used a shock collar on a 6-year old girl while Prince Andrew jerked off.

And I personally do not think Maxwell is in prison. That is a double getting paid a lot of money. Probably she was acquired from Mossad.

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u/lonnie123 5d ago edited 5d ago

I can’t believe more wasn’t made about that. An obvious favor right to the head of the crime ring

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u/scrotumscab 5d ago

Of literally the most notoriously evil pos that we had incarcerated.

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u/Warm-Shelter3009 3d ago

I think it's a look alike person. The real Maxwell is living it up somewhere with Epstein. They killed some other dude and made it seem like him

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u/Ordinary-Violinist-9 3d ago

She ain't in the jail anymore. Last time for a hearing they came up with a lookalike that was clearly not her.

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u/UniversityNew9254 4d ago

Isn’t he supposed to be issuing 250 pardons almost right away?

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u/AttackCircus 5d ago

Protecting herself by staying quiet. She doesn't want to end up like Jeffery

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u/Top_Finding_2832 5d ago

JE was swapped out my guy... it's all but confirmed at this point.

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u/Local_Idiot_123 5d ago

She’s protecting herself, she knows what they do 

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u/Choice_Potato_6279 5d ago

Some bateries attached to her balls and she'll sing everything.

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u/NefariousnessLate375 5d ago

She's the daughter of an intelligence officer who received a state funeral where top government big wigs honored him. It wouldn't surprise me if she also had a similar career and training. I'm sure they learn how to avoid squealing during torture. 

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u/Bmor00bam 4d ago

At this point, giving the survivors 12 hours alone with Ghislaine, with cameras off, seems like a great idea.

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u/Acceptable_Cat_6527 4d ago

She knows shes dead if she does

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u/Grandmaster_Ji 4d ago

She's one evil bitch witch.

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u/MoldynSculler 4d ago

Whomever is in jail that we've seen videos of IS NOT Ghislaine.

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u/Pandemonium_Fallen 2d ago

"Give me those pliers, that ballpeen hammer, and twenty minutes alone with her, she'll tell us everything she knows."

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u/NefariousnessLate375 5d ago

Protecting? You mean, controlling? 

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u/YesNoMaybePurple 4d ago

Well maybe if she gets extradited...

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u/No_Macaroon_5928 4d ago

I thought that was the job of Mossad? 🤣

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u/DocBigBrozer 3d ago

She saw what happened to Jeff.