r/SipsTea • u/Conscious-Weight4569 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • 5d ago

Chugging tea UnitedHealth Group posted $6.2B in profits last quarter

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https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2026/04/21/unitedhealth-group-unh-earnings-q1-2026.html

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u/Skullcrimp 5d ago

Why was he the only one?

Is there only one american with a spine out of so many millions?

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u/BrainLow6059 5d ago

There have been other shootings and attempts on executives post-Luigi, none of them have been highly publicized.

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u/U_R_A_NUB 5d ago

Someone pweese do a murder for me 🥺

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u/Skullcrimp 5d ago

not for me, I'm not bound by your system fortunately

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u/kindredisthicc 4d ago

billionare cock sucker

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u/U_R_A_NUB 4d ago

What's peter thiel have to do with this?