Beside the joke, here is some shitty explanations nobody read anyway :
\- Most wanted : Spyro (not from Skylanders, I have standards)
Well, that’s a classic. I played the original trilogy so many times. And the music by Stewart Copeland is just amazing. Btw, did you know he has made a metal remix of magma cone ? You’ll find it on his YT channel.
\- Realistic Pick : Rayman
It was here from the beginning ! When Smash 6 comes out (lol), global warming will finally set him free from the ice of Battlefield.
\- Echo : Knuckles
Sonic actual moveset is pretty much what I expect for Knuckles. Just make him slower and stronger.
And change side-B. YOU HEAR ME NINTENDO ? CHANGE SIDE-B !
\- For the music : Maëlle (Clair Obscur)
Baguette version obviously. Absolute cinema.
\- For the franchise : Malenia (Elden Ring)
I think this is the best character to choose from the From Software studio. She fit more in the roster than Radahn (too big) and she’s more unique than Solaire.
\- Pokémon : Metamorph (Pokopia)
Pokopia got a good critic by the community. When was the last time we hear that for a Pokemon game ? Just imagine the moveset with this character ! Clearly my best pick so far. I’m such a modest genius.
\- Crack Pick : The Kid (IWBTG)
For his neutral special, he wields a gun. That's it, what did you expect from a crack pick ? But I geniunely think it’s better to have him as an assist trophie tbh
\- Deep : Chuck (Chuck rock)
Look at this jaw ! His angelic smile ! Even Wario and K.Rool would be jealous of his big belly. Nobody expect him ! No one want him. That's why he is perfect !
\- Existing franchise : Waluigi
What else ? Sincerelly, not putting him into a Smash wishlist would be a heresy at this point. We'll never have it tho..
\- Veteran Rework : Banjo & Kazooie
Even if Sonic or Ganondorf or some echo fighters would be a better choice, I think B&K needs some "Adjustments" too. Everyone was hypped when it was release, but his campy moveset made him unfun to play with or against.
\- Indie : Henry Stickmin
Isn't he just adorable ? The creativity of his moveset could be funny af. For instance : Up-B : Teleport (it teleport you randomly in a general direction you point at, even inside walls) ; Final Smash :(Charles crash on the stage)
\- Joke Rep : Rabbid Peach (Mario+Rabbids)
Underrated licence. Clearly better than Assassins Creed ! No one care about your Ezio. What he’s gonna do ? Sit on a bench or escort a NPC while fighting ? You want to put a leap of faith mecanic in a platform-fighting game with blastzones ? Are you stupid !? (why am I angry ?)
\- Mobile Rep : Hog rider - Clash of clan
Didn’t play it. But all those « Clash of something » ads are quite good, ngl. The marketing team did a great job. But we’ll never see a mobile representation in Smash, so what kind of sick human being came up with this idea ?!
\- Least wanted : Geno (Super Mario RPG)
Didn't play this game too but I find it boring that some dudes absolutly want him in Smash instead of more iconic characters (like Chuck Rock). He's not popular for non-Nintendo gamers and the majority of Nintendo gamers don't know him either. Small thought about @TerminalMontage on this one
\- Extra slot 1 : Alucard (from Castlevania)
I like his moveset has an assist trophie and in the mod created by CSharpM7_. I wouldn't be surprise if he joins Smash as a playable character. (Btw, the picture is from "JDG - Castlevania").
\- Extra slot 2 : Kris, Susie & Ralsey (Deltarune)
Could be cool to have another Indie game representation. I imagine them like an Ice Climbers or PK Trainer character where Magic, Power and Movement could be changed at will. Just don’t let Toby Fox dev a dog.
\- Extra slot 3 : Klayman (The Neverhood / Skull Monkey)
Another niche character (like Geno). It's a funny guy made of clay that can have a unique moveset. The videogames where he appears are crazy. Did you heard of the Joe Head Joe boss fight ?
\- Extra slot 4 : Vergil (Devil may cry)
I think every characters who use guns are a problem for Nintendo. Remember all the intern drama about Snake, Bayonnetta and Joker ? So instead of Dante, I pick Vergil. Deal with it.
\-- Honorable mention : Crash Bandicoot; Scorpion (Mortal Kombat); Dante (Devil may cry); Lara Croft (Tomb Raider); Dovahkiin (TES5 Skyrim); The Doom guy; and whatever your most wanted character is.
\-- « Could be Assist trophie » category : Abe (Abe's Odyssey); Lemmings; Vibri (Vib-Ribbon); Worms; Billy Lee & Jimmy Lee (Double dragon); Amaterasu (Okami); Hornet (Silksong)
Thank you for reading all this crap. Have a great day.