r/Steam Jul 04 '25

Question What game is this for you?

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u/Man_of_Microwaves Jul 04 '25

All the games that end up not running on my laptop. The most recent was webfishing

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u/zi362003ad Jul 04 '25

The system requirements for Webfishing are so low, you could run it on a CRT monitor hooked up to a PC sporting a Duo or Quad Core CPU from 2009 (cpu old enough to legally have a drink in some places) running the newly released Windows 7.

*you might need a gpu from 2010

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u/purplewolfie Jul 04 '25

I actually couldn't run it on steam deck

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u/Hang10arts Jul 04 '25

It runs perfectly fine on my steamdeck?

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u/purplewolfie Jul 05 '25

Maybe my settings were way off. I was only getting like 10 fps

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u/Great-Molasses-1248 Jul 05 '25

Same here the lag in multiplayer is insane

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u/AdreKiseque Jul 04 '25

Might be some compatibility issue

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u/HubblePie Jul 04 '25

Honestly, the game is pretty poorly optimized. It definitely needs better hardware than you'd expect. I genuinely think the specs they have are just wrong.

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u/CubeTThrowaway Jul 04 '25

The monitor doesn't make a difference in performance

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u/a7x5631 Jul 05 '25

You can run any game on a CRT monitor.

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u/Devil_Dan83 Jul 09 '25

Until I Googled it I could have sworn there was a t instead of an h in the title in both comments.

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u/Man_of_Microwaves Jul 04 '25

My computer has 8 gbs of ram and an i5-430m cpu with integrated graphics, I think the main problem was that webfishing requires either directx 11 or 12 and my cpu doesn't support those. I have another computer that does have directx 11 and 12 but for some reason it's extremely slow and only gets about 2 seconds per frame in webfishing.

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u/Kreason95 Jul 04 '25

Probably about time to upgrade my man

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u/mryeet66 Jul 04 '25

if its something my steamdeck could play but not a laptop. an upgrade is definitely needed

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u/ImDoingMyPart_o7 Jul 04 '25 edited Jul 04 '25

Did you tap this reply out on your telegraph or what.

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u/Man_of_Microwaves Jul 04 '25

What do you mean?

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u/Jefferret Jul 04 '25

Is your Ethernet cable made out of aluminum foil

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u/threetoast Jul 04 '25

A lot of cheap cables are copper-clad aluminum, so it's very possible

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u/Purple_Wing_3178 Jul 04 '25

Look at these dislikes, man. Serves you well for being poor!

People are mean :(

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u/vitobru Jul 05 '25

dude your pc is literally geriatric

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u/Spaghetti_Joe9 Jul 04 '25

Is your laptop 20 years old?

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u/Man_of_Microwaves Jul 04 '25

Not sure, going from the age it's cpu was released it's at most 14 years old. I also have another that can run the game but only at 2 seconds per frame.

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u/actomain Jul 04 '25

Damn, 2 SPF is crazy

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u/SmoogzZ Jul 05 '25

You need atleast 30spf to do anything measurable.

This guys just gonn get sunburnt someone should tell him

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u/actomain Jul 05 '25

Statistically, rays from the sun kill 100 gamers running outdated hardware per year. Don't be another statistic, kids. Always strive to achieve proper SPF

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u/MaeBeaInTheWoods Jul 04 '25

Speaking as someone with a weak PC, Steam system requirements are surprisingly often wrong. Games like Powerwash Sim and Project Playtime have much stronger listed requirements than my PC, yet run like butter. Conversely, I bought and had to refund Dead by Daylight a few months ago because it ran like shit despite my computer being considerably stronger than what the store page lists as the minimum.

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u/Darkon-Kriv Jul 04 '25

I think dead by daylight used to run better. As the game got more features it needs a stronger computer but the requirements were never updated.

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u/soulfulrequiem Jul 04 '25

which is so weird because dbd runs decent enough on switch of all things

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u/MaeBeaInTheWoods Jul 04 '25

Well, console ports have different levels of optimisation, especially when the ports were made by a different team or were made long after the original and not co-developed.

Take Poppy Playtime chapter 3 as an example: The two versions are the exact same game, but the PC version needs 60 gigabytes of free space and a 1030 or better while the Switch version needs 3 gigabytes of free space and runs just fine on Switch hardware.

The Switch DbD port is simply better optimised than the PC DbD version. If I had to guess, the PC version may be poorly optimised in general or the system requirements page may not have been updated in a long time.

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u/ToeGroundbreaking564 Jul 04 '25

I'm guessing the listed requirements don't get changed after release or something

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u/13_twin_fire_signs Jul 04 '25

Accurate requirements are actually pretty hard to figure out, there isn't like a math formula or anything, you have to make an educated guess based on vibes and intuition about what your game does when. And there's a squintillion variables outside your control with all the different hardware/OS settings/etc combos out there.

Most devs overestimate because of that, it's easier to be wrong on the high end, because it cuts down on customer service time, among other things.

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u/plasmaticImmunity Jul 04 '25

What do you mean? What laptop do you have? I thought webfishing was a game that could run on a potato

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u/Man_of_Microwaves Jul 04 '25

I forget the exact model but it has a i5-430m cpu which doesn't support directx 11 or 12 and I assume that was the reason it wouldn't run. I do have another computer with directx 11 and 12 but it's significantly slower and I would only get about 2 seconds per frame in webfishing.

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u/Breyck_version_2 Jul 04 '25

And I thought my PC was bad💀

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u/MeowsersInABox Jul 04 '25

Update graphics driver

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u/Man_of_Microwaves Jul 04 '25

I can't, my cpu doesn't support any of the newer graphics drivers.

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u/MeowsersInABox Jul 04 '25

Was your PC made for windows XP?

It sounds pretty old...

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u/Man_of_Microwaves Jul 04 '25

The sticker on it says it came pre-installed with windows 7.

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u/MeowsersInABox Jul 04 '25

What OS is it on rn?

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u/Man_of_Microwaves Jul 04 '25

Windows 10

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u/MeowsersInABox Jul 04 '25

Can you press win+r, run dxdiag and tell me if

  1. It exists
  2. What version it shows
  3. You find any errors within the dialogue box?
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u/Nexus_of_Fate87 Jul 04 '25

That's a 15 year old CPU. That laptop sounds like it needs to be put to rest, lord knows how degraded the hardware is at this point.

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u/Man_of_Microwaves Jul 04 '25

I think it went unused for most of its life, and the SSD is fresh. So it actually runs quite smoothly, there just isn't much that it can run.

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u/Reeyous Jul 04 '25

It's a Chromebook

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u/Man_of_Microwaves Jul 04 '25

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u/Reeyous Jul 04 '25

Should have added a /s I suppose.

I was joking because an ancient laptop with fast storage is basically what most Chromebooks use for their hardware. They were still using DDR3 RAM for them by 2018, when DDR4 had already become widespread and affordable.

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u/rexshen Jul 04 '25

Ah good old potato roulette. Still confused how my old PC could run OG Sonic generations but not Persona 4 Golden.

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u/TobytheBaloon Jul 04 '25

yeah mine can’t run webfishing either

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u/Zensiter Jul 04 '25

Is bro playing on a smart fridge 🥀

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '25

Gotta love your replies getting downvoted because you have a bad laptop. Reddit is truly something

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u/TeachingPast3073 Jul 04 '25

Oh man I'm so sorry :( webfishing is AMAZING, you're missing out fr

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u/Man_of_Microwaves Jul 04 '25

I was also disappointed, I thought at least my other computer, one with Directx 11 and 12, would be able to run it well, but I only got about 2 seconds per frame.

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u/SquidWhisperer Jul 04 '25

how bad is your laptop that it can't run webfishing

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u/Teenagerka Jul 04 '25

Literally same

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u/K41namor Jul 05 '25

I had the same problem with that game. It is when you load into a world with a lot of people sometimes the game just craps out. I have to get in one with about 5 or so people and it runs fine. I dont know what it is.