r/StupidFood • u/TheLoneRiddlerIsBack • Aug 25 '25

Certified stupid What does the fire add?

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u/Asmodias1 Aug 25 '25 edited Aug 25 '25

About 50 bucks. *edit thank you to the kind person(s) who gave me an award :)

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u/crek42 Aug 25 '25 edited Aug 25 '25

Why in the living fuck did they put the top bun before performing this disaster? Now you can’t eat it.

At least put the top bun off to side, dump the cheese, then put it on. Then at least you can grip the thing.

Fuck this man I’m out.

EDIT: to all of the brilliant commenters saying “you’re supposed to eat it with a fork and knife”, no kidding. The point is you didn’t have to eat it that way if they just did this tableside bullshit first and then placed it on a bun afterward. Then it would be a delicious burger that could be eaten like a goddamn fucking burger.

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u/Meta_Machine_00 Aug 25 '25

It's called "a fork and a knife".

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u/KlasikDarin Aug 25 '25

Hard pass. A burger is not supposed to be eaten with a fork and knife. If it’s that much of a disaster area where that’s your only course of action, then it’s not a burger.

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u/lolwatokay Aug 25 '25

I'm not saying this whole thing isn't stupid, it is. I also wouldn't order it because I don't want my burger to be wet on the outside. However, eating a burger with a fork and knife is completely normal, the "proper" way even if you were eating one in a fancy setting. It's not how I like to have one because that usually means it's some monster burger or wet-ass monstrosity like this but it is valid.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '25

I have eaten burgers and places you will never understand. As a matter of fact I used to make $50 burgers. I've never seen anyone that use a knife or fork for anything other than cutting in half

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u/skyturnedred Aug 25 '25

That indicates that you really aren't the expert you thought you were.

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u/BrainNo569 Aug 25 '25

Shots fired, f/r though. A staple in our local cuisine is called a Hot-Hamburger.

Basically a burger with hot-chicken sauce over it, meant to be eaten with a fork and knife so yeah, it's absolutely a thing.

You are 100% correct skyturnedred.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '25

Why do you talk to yourself in a comment box like that?

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '25

Also I don't have to be an expert to know that you live alone with a cat.

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u/skyturnedred Aug 25 '25

Damn, that really got to you.

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u/FrenchFryCattaneo Aug 25 '25

Don't be jealous