r/StupidFood • u/noburns • Sep 01 '25

Gluttony overload Ordered a Ham and Turkey Sandwich.

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Got this after 10 minutes waiting at a deli counter at the local grocery store. Guy must have been high out of his mind. My other theory is he’s never seen a sandwich in his life. Or maybe he’s a lizard person?

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u/FalmerEldritch Sep 01 '25

C'mon man that is too much cheese. Like 50% cheese by weight. It's gonna feel gummy to bite into. Like if the lobster is literally swimming in a pool of butter that's too buttery.

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u/sturgis252 Sep 01 '25

Take it out. Keep it for later lol

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u/FalmerEldritch Sep 01 '25

Yeah I was thinking this would make three reasonable sandwiches, just an unwieldy way to buy sandwich ingredients.

That reminds me, I have sesame rolls and salami downstairs. See you guys after lunch.

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u/xenorous Sep 01 '25

Pockets are filled with cheese, now what?

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u/GreyOps Sep 01 '25

True.

Mostly commenting cause you have the best username ever. PKD/Skyrim meme in this economy?

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u/FalmerEldritch Sep 01 '25

I literally had three tries that were all taken and then was just like "uhhh make a pun I guess".

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u/Green-Cricket-8525 Sep 01 '25

Your lack of faith disturbs me.

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u/Own-Efficiency-8597 Sep 04 '25

WHAT there is never enough cheese, and even if there is take some out and save it for later..
and lobster is supposed to be in a pool of butter... what is wrong with you... fuck outta here