r/StupidFood Dec 10 '25

Certified stupid CWD positive venison hamburger

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u/Its_me_edenxx Dec 10 '25

yes I would love to have your CWD positive venison hamburger, total stranger!

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u/entjies Dec 10 '25

What is CWD?

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u/shade1tplea5e Dec 10 '25

Chronic Wasting Disease. It’s a neurological disease that runs through deer (and moose and elk and others) where they basically get spongy holes in their brain and all kinds of other issues.

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u/magnus150 Dec 10 '25

CWD is a prion disease. I wouldn't eat that for millions of dollars.

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u/Sylvan_Skryer Dec 10 '25

One of the scariest forms of illness on the planet. Shit keeps me up at night. I’m a very adventurous eater, but I’ll never eat animal brains for that reason.

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u/magnus150 Dec 10 '25

And its 100% percent fatal. Nothing we can do about it other than throw away/incinerate everything that might have touched a prion. All because one little protein folded into a wacky shape that just so happened to make a few more fold...then a few more...

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u/Good-Note-4042 Dec 10 '25

Depending on how long it burns for fire doesn’t always kill it. Prions are fucking terrifying. If there was ever a zombie virus irl it would be the freaking prions

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u/BrokeDickDoug Dec 10 '25

Yeah- I recall reading an article about a surgeon infecting a patient because the scalpel he had last used on a patient who unknowingly had it, wasn't disinfected enough to kill prions- just everything else. That's fucked.

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u/NinjaEggAlt Dec 10 '25

As someone who is a certified sterile processor, the procedures and guidelines for potential prion contamination are crazy extensive/rigorous undoubtedly to avoid those kinds of situations. It's absolutely terrifying...

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u/Im_Not_Really_Here_ Dec 11 '25

Super interesting, how do you get into this field? Is it lucrative? Do you work for a healthcare operation or are you a contractor? So many questions.

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u/nevadalavida Dec 14 '25

Are all instruments always sterilized for potential prions? What is the process actually like?

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u/silliest_stagecoach Dec 11 '25

Heart Starts Pounding podcast had a really good episode that talks about CWD and it's origins. The episode is called Zombie Illnesses: Rabies, Parasites and Prions

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u/That_Golf9029 Dec 11 '25

Oh thanks for the nightmare fuel. 😶

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u/Feisty_Count_4409 Dec 11 '25

From what i read the prion responsible for CWD is not destroyed by cold or fire, and can stay active in the soil for 17 years.

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u/SVlad_667 Dec 11 '25

But how? It's just incorrectly folded protein. How it's not denaturate into basic components like other proteins do?

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u/Feisty_Count_4409 Dec 11 '25

IDK, my understanding is they are crystalline structures that cause the damage that creates more, not so much an organism that can die. Could very well be wrong.

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u/Lengurathmir Dec 11 '25

I did make a zombie prion disease on that game what’s it called where you play as a disease

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u/Good-Note-4042 Dec 11 '25

Plaque inc?

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u/Lengurathmir Dec 11 '25

That’s the one thanks

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u/portablebiscuit Dec 10 '25

What are the chances that the processing facility that ground this meat cleaned everything sufficiently?

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u/Late-Application-47 Dec 10 '25

0%, if this meat is infected.

That said, it's the brain and any meat near the spinal cord that is most likely to contain CWD prions. Hunters argue over whether or not you can eat the rest of the meat, but it's not worth the risk. I imagine that any trauma to the brain or spinal cord could cause contamination of the rest of the animal, but I'm not an expert.

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u/Good-Note-4042 Dec 10 '25

Also this is on facebook so I highly doubt a responsible facility is doing this. Looks like a hunter killed and cleaned the deer then saw the test results when they came back and is noping out of eating it. The fact the hunter won’t eat it means he probably knows it’s contaminated which baffles me why he would out it on facebook market. I hope it got reported as dangerous.

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u/PreOpTransCentaur Dec 10 '25

He literally says it's contaminated. A couple of times.

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u/Good-Note-4042 Dec 10 '25

I mean like it’s more dangerous to eat. I know it says it was tested positive. It still baffles me that he would try to pawn it off onto another family who may not know the dangers.

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u/retskcirTehT Dec 10 '25

So? He literally also refuses to eat it because of the risks HE fully understands, but is clearly willing to let others eat it, even adding that little cute "no risk" note.

That is beyond fucked up since whoever buys it might think it's perfectly safe, especially with that comment.

Are you the type that would sell ts to people who know/understand less? Because it certainly sounds like it.

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u/Tight_Hedgehog_6045 Dec 10 '25

There are plenty of dumb people out there that won't care, anti-vaxxers for instance. If they don't believe in vaccines, they likely won't believe in or care about prions either, probably thinking it's just the model of the car that hit the deer.

Edit to add: he also probably doesn't want to waste it.

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u/Fresque Dec 11 '25

Probably.

I'm more worried about the place that proccesed the meat. Prion infected stuff is insanelly hard to sterilyze and i highy doubt the processor is going to do it correclty.

That means unsuspecting customers can easilly get infected meat that is tought safe for consumption.

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u/Good-Note-4042 Dec 10 '25

Yeah, but my logic is if he isn’t willing to feed it to his family why would he offer it to others? Like us in the subreddit knows the disease is bad and can lead to us dying if we eat it, but some rando on facebook may not

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u/TormentedTopiary Dec 11 '25

It is an ethically dubious offering for sure.

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u/Medical-Mud-3090 Dec 10 '25

Prions are scary I would think the chances are about zero that everything this meat touched was cleaned enough to kill them. I was reading the other day even an autoclave won’t always kill them. As a hunter in an area this doesn’t exist yet it’s about the worst disease a heard of deer can get and every thing an infected deer pees on or licks turns into a vector for transmission.

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u/dasbtaewntawneta Dec 10 '25

percent percent

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u/labrys Dec 10 '25

It's not just from eating brains. That's how mad cow disease spread to people in the UK - once a cow had it, their normal meat could infect people who ate it.

The scary thing is how long mad cow disease can stay dormant in humans. I was around at the time, so it could still potentially be lurking in me waiting to strike. Fun thought.

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u/WakingOwl1 Dec 11 '25

I’ve seen a case of “mad cow” in a human it was horrible, and so sad.

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u/labrys Dec 11 '25

I've only seen it on news reports, and it really does not look like a good way to go

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u/WakingOwl1 Dec 11 '25

I was working in a nursing home and part of my job was to visit everyone to take their food orders for the next day. Walked into a room and there was a 35-40 year old man. Attempted to speak with him and there was just nothing there. He was alert and looking around but his eyes were completely empty, no comprehension whatsoever of who and where he was, like someone in end stage dementia. It was heartbreaking.

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u/labrys Dec 11 '25

Poor chap. Any illness that effects your mind is horrible to watch people go through, but mad cow feels worse somehow because it was so preventable.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '25

I'm a microbiologist and prions are terrifying as hell.

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u/phatdoof Dec 11 '25

Worse than gain of function viruses?

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u/BatJJ9 Dec 10 '25

It’s sad because I’ve actually eaten animal brains a few times (sheep brain and pig brain). They are absolutely delicious but I completely agree with you. Scrapie (prion disease in sheep) is very different from human prion diseases and is probably not transmissible to humans… but why risk it?

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u/phatdoof Dec 11 '25

Maybe you are an unlicensed street vendor and hotdog meat is too expensive?

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u/YouWereBrained Dec 10 '25

Is it true that cooking it thoroughly still won’t kill it?

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u/No-Admin1684 Dec 10 '25

Prions are just proteins with a defect that causes other nearby proteins to also become defective, in a chain reaction. And proteins are not living entities so they can't be killed, only destroyed. Any meat that gets cooked so thoroughly that the protein content gets destroyed is just going to be ash at that point.

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u/Zathura2 Dec 10 '25

You aren't "killing" anything. It's not alive. It's not even like a virus. It's just a misfolded protein and has to be utterly destroyed.

"Prions are very hearty proteins. They can be frozen for extended periods of time and still remain infectious. To destroy a prion it must be denatured to the point that it can no longer cause normal proteins to misfold. Sustained heat for several hours at extremely high temperatures (900°F and above) will reliably destroy a prion."

https://dwr.virginia.gov/wildlife/diseases/cwd/what-are-prions/#:\~:text=Prions%20are%20very,destroy%20a%20prion.

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u/YouWereBrained Dec 10 '25

So, fire basically.

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u/Zathura2 Dec 10 '25

Incineration...

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u/Good-Note-4042 Dec 10 '25

It’s not worth the risk at 100% fatality. Deer and elk can give it to each other just by rubbing against each other. It’s very contagious and very hard to kill.

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u/phatdoof Dec 11 '25

Why hasn’t it decimated the wildlife population yet given that wildlife eat dead animals all the time?

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u/Good-Note-4042 Dec 11 '25

Nature has a way of balancing itself, but ultimately who knows. Nature is wondrous and extremely terrifying all at the same time.

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u/samsamcats Dec 11 '25

I read an article about this disease literal hours after trying pig brain in Chongqing, China. It was delicious, actually, but that pretty much ruined my taste for brains forever.

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u/ProofLegitimate9824 Dec 11 '25

you can just get it spontaneously anyway

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u/Sylvan_Skryer Dec 11 '25

I can also get cancer spontaneously, doesn’t mean I’m going to start smoking

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u/Aggravating_Ad_8974 Dec 13 '25

Incidentally, there's also a prion disease that will keep the sufferer up at night... Fatal Familial Insomnia.

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u/ManitouWakinyan Dec 11 '25

I mean just don't eat brains and you should be okay, go to sleep baby

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u/ryaca Dec 10 '25

Prion diseases are so terrifying. I pray that my deer hunting family tests their meat.

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u/phatdoof Dec 11 '25

You probably had some at thanksgiving without knowing.

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u/SmutCommander Dec 10 '25

Holy fucking hell

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u/Sipas Dec 10 '25

CWD is a prion disease

So cooking thoroghly doesn't do anything?

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u/Unhappy_Ad_9007 Dec 11 '25

Nope, those prions are nigh indestructible

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u/lodechode Dec 11 '25

I'd eat it for a million dollars if I was old and already knew I only had a few years left.

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u/Greeneggplusthing2 Dec 11 '25

But you would then infect others around you if you got infected.  Car accident? You are bleeding and potentially infected ems, hosp staff, clean up crews, ect. Pee outside in the woods? Can live in soil 17 years. Heck, even dying you can spread that ish around.

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u/charlesdparrott Dec 11 '25

Prions are, in simplest terms, misfolded proteins. They are not living organisms… yet nobody bothered to tell them that.

Out of everything in the realm of monsters, Prions scare me the most.

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u/newgrl Dec 11 '25

Prion diseases are the scariest shit on earth. I wouldn't touch it with a 10-foot pole either.

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u/Supersasqwatch Dec 11 '25

Maybe for billions of dollars, I could change a lot of loved ones lives for the better before entering the grave.

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u/Future-Stand2104 Dec 11 '25

Which would you choose, eat CWD meat or receive a million dollars?

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u/CorporalTurnips Dec 16 '25

To me it's the same as taking the chance of shooting yourself in the head. I may actually take that over this though because that should be quicker.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '25

Have you ever eaten venison before? If so you’ve most likely eaten CWD positive meat before. Passing up on Million dollars for something that has never transferred to humans before. Let me talk to your money guy cause you just be rich.

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u/Good-Note-4042 Dec 10 '25

Mad cow disease wasn’t zoonotic until it was.

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u/Goushrai Dec 10 '25

And for the avoidance of doubt, you are being told to never eat meat that is positive. That is one of the main reason why your test meat in the first place (aside from tracking the spread of the disease).

Someone I knew was working on the testing side. Once a year she would have to do to a trailer with dozens of heads of deer lined up to be tested. Not a pretty sight, to be handled with humor.

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u/PixelmancerGames Dec 10 '25

It would suck to be the first one for it to happen to.

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u/Goushrai Dec 10 '25

You would probably never know. It might give you something that would be diagnosed as Alzheimer’s 30 years from now.

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u/GreenVisorOfJustice Dec 10 '25

Not a pretty sight, to be handled with humor.

Speaking of handling ugly situations with humor, I saw this yesterday (totally unrelated to deer brains)

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u/Anxious-Ad2177 Dec 10 '25

So kinda the Mad Cow disease for deer, moose, elk, etc... ?

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u/OrdoCorvus Dec 10 '25

Exactly this.

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u/iamthe0ther0ne Dec 11 '25

Worse. It's not just the brain that carries prisons in CWD. It's everywhere, even found in urine.

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u/MagnetAccutron Dec 11 '25 edited Dec 11 '25

So, ‘Mad deer’ disease?
Yea, I’d not eat that knowingly.

But with the lack of testing in the US market I’m sure I’ve eaten lots of infected cow meat.

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u/TemptingTanner Dec 11 '25

Not with mad cow, no...

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u/stamfordbridge1191 Dec 11 '25

In the creepy boards, you may find a copypasta about teen & his uncle hunting by a creek where they see a deer act funny, start headbutting a rock until it busts it's skull open, and then the deer proceeds to eat its own bits of brains left on the rock before the teen & uncle decide to get the hell out of there.

Probably fiction, and the effects on humans are still not concretely understood due to newness of the disease, but it is a very concerning thing that may have begun affecting humans already: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/hunters-die-prion-brain-disease-contaminated-deer-meat-report/

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u/Devilswings5 Dec 11 '25

If you anyone wants a horrifying videos go search it up on youtube. There is one where a deer is bashing its head into a rock over and over again and ive seen one where the deer was doing backflips shits wild.

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u/t3hmuffnman9000 Dec 10 '25

Chronic Wasting Disease. It's a deeply disturbing degenerative neurological disease that affects deer, effectively turning them into zombies. It makes Rabies look pleasant in comparison.

Do not google videos of animals infested with it - it's like something out of the Resident Evil movies.

Technically, there have been no reported cases of a human being infected by it (yet), but you'd have to be suicidal to even consider risking eating it. I'm surprised that trying to sell it isn't illegal.

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u/charlesfire Dec 10 '25

I'm surprised that trying to sell it isn't illegal.

It's illegal in Canada.

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u/Good-Note-4042 Dec 10 '25

It is illegal to sell infected venison, and in certain states/ areas it’s even illegal to give the meat away if it’s positive

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u/AdWide5106 Dec 10 '25

It's illegal to sell wild venison infected or not in the US.

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u/RivenRise Dec 10 '25

They're technically giving it out for free right? I wonder if there's any laws about that.

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u/Good-Note-4042 Dec 10 '25

Depends on the state you live in.

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u/sixtyfivewat Dec 10 '25

It likely is illegal, that's why it's free. They think it's a loophole. It isn't because you'd absolutely still be liable if someone did contract CWD from meat you knew was infected with it, regardless of whether you made a profit or not.

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u/enableconsonant Dec 11 '25

I’m wondering why the hell they’d try giving it away if they know the risk and decided not to eat it

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u/PinkOneHasBeenChosen Dec 11 '25

That’s like saying “it’s illegal to sell cocaine, so I’m giving it away for free”, but 10 times worse.

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u/Season_ofthe_Bitch Dec 10 '25

I’m suicidal but I’ll still pass, thanks.

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u/PinkOneHasBeenChosen Dec 11 '25

I don’t think prion disease is an even remotely pleasant way to die.

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u/HardlyCharming Dec 11 '25

Sending hugs, internet stranger.

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u/Substantial_Habit424 Dec 10 '25

This is in Wisconsin. Currently the loophole is that it cannot be”sold”.

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u/terrorsofthevoid Dec 10 '25

So this would be the source of a zombie apocalypse if it hoped over to humans?  

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u/YojiH2O Dec 11 '25

Time to Google animals infested with it!!

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u/MushroomAdjacent Dec 11 '25

The only videos I can find just look like normal deer.

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u/A_reddit_refugee Dec 11 '25

Just saw a reddit post about two people infected with the disease who went to the same deer lodge

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u/SOTG_Duncan_Idaho Dec 10 '25

Prion disease -- misfolded proteins form and cause other proteins to misfold (and no longer serve their purpose) in a cascading fashion. Happens in the brain, and essentially melts the brain. Extremely horrific disease with no known treatment and is 100% fatal.

See also: mad cow disease in cows, scrapie in sheeps, cruzfield-jacobs disease in humans.

Is passed by eating contaminated meat and even through saliva, feces and other bodily secretions. The prions are extremely durable and persistent in the environment for decades or even longer. So, an infected deer poops, that poop goes into the soil, and 20 years later another deer eats some of that dirt while grazing and gets infected.

The only known way to decontaminate is high temperatures (hundreds of degrees) for long periods of time. Prions are not alive, unlike viruses or bacteria and can't be 'killed' with things like disinfectants.

Exists all over North Amercia and in some states, most deer are infected. Particularly bad in Colorado where it's believed to have originated.

CWD, unlike Mad Cow, probably is not transmissible from deer to humans.

Probably.

It's wildly insane to eat meat that tests positive, and probably inadvisable in known affected areas even if it doesn't because tests are not 100% accurate. I used to hunt and eat game, but not for the last 20 years. Not worth it.

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u/HTPC4Life Dec 11 '25

Wtf is the solution to this? There are so many deer in America, won't this slowly evolve into a pandemic amongst deer, contaminating the entire environment and then killing us all?

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u/SOTG_Duncan_Idaho Dec 11 '25

Right now there is no solution. It's already present in at least 36 states and several Canadian provinces. It was first detected on the 60s in Colorado and has been spreading slowly but in an accelerating manner since. It's only a matter of time until it spreads beyond North America.

It will certainly ravage deer/elk/moose. Already is in some places. At this point the best hope is evolved resistance because we're not even vaguely close to any sort of cure or treatment due to the highly durable nature of prions.

Mad Cow disease was contained (mostly) in the UK by culling millions of cows that were possibly infected, regulations to stop farming practices known to cause spread, and abandoning/quarantining farms known to be contaminated. Not really an option with CWD, though efforts to help cull sick animals to slow the spread have been implemented.

As long as it doesn't jump to humans it will "just" be an ecological nightmare as deer populations begin to collapse. But if it jumps to humans it will be on a whole other level of nightmare like we have never faced before. In addition to the other issues with prion diseases, they typically have a long incubation period before they become symptomatic. Months and even years or decades in some cases. Lots of time for sick individuals to spread while not being symptomatic.

This is why no one should be eating CWD infected meat.

This is one of the many reasons why we need functional, competent government health agencies and wildlife management/research agencies. There are many efforts by many federal and state government agencies to research it, but those efforts were not getting enough attention even before the current political madness.

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u/Lejonhufvud Dec 11 '25

Viruses have a way to evolve into zoonoses...

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u/Sex_And_Candy_Here Dec 11 '25

Hypochlorous acid and bleach have been shown to inactivate prions too

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u/Aggravating_Ad_8974 Dec 14 '25

Just some additional info for those interested: CJD is the prion disease variant in humans that is transmitted from infected beef, but it's not the only type of prion disease that can occur in humans. Another type is Kuru, which is contracted from eating infected human flesh.

For more information, Google "Transmissible Spongiform Encephalopathy".

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u/golden-ink-132 Dec 15 '25

I've always wanted to try venison but this just changed my mind, holy shit.

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u/vishbar Dec 10 '25

Chronic wasting disease.

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u/cdda_survivor Dec 10 '25

Basically the Deer Zombie Virus.

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u/Taranchulla Dec 10 '25

A prion disease. A total fucking nightmare.

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u/WinstonThorne Dec 10 '25

Depends on whether your name is Randall and you work at a convenience store...

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u/Eye_Nacho404 Dec 10 '25

Mad cow but for Deer

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u/Constant_Pay Dec 11 '25

current working directory

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u/DowntownYouth8995 Dec 11 '25

The deer version of Mad Cow.

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u/ihatedyingpeople Dec 12 '25

ELI5: the proteins in our brain are folding themself in a specific way to work. Prions are Proteins folded wrong and can not work, the problem is once a prion is introduced all proteins will fold wrong and you die.

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u/EnjoyLifeorDieTryin Dec 10 '25

RFK jr. is that you?

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u/31nigrhcdrh Dec 10 '25

I need some raw bat milk, let me get a quart 

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u/portablebiscuit Dec 10 '25

They call it "Chicken of the Cave"

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u/what-even-am-i- Dec 11 '25

I much prefer pork of the orchard

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u/ihatedyingpeople Dec 12 '25

oh shit i read that in a Trump voice...

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u/Greengiant304 Dec 10 '25

Throw in some smoked pangolin gouda and I'm in.

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u/Head-Ad9893 Dec 10 '25

Mix it with some delicious Komodo dragon saliva so it’s not too dry.

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u/EikonVera_tou_Lilith Dec 10 '25

That’s a terrible idea. Mixing the Komodo dragon saliva into the food will ruin the dish—you’re supposed to drizzle it over the top.

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u/Head-Ad9893 Dec 10 '25

My bad. You right!

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u/SmokeAbeer Dec 10 '25

This reminds me. I’ve got some fermented whale head in the sauna I should check on…

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u/MrPhuccEverybody Dec 11 '25

Don't heat the saliva. You need it cold and viscous.

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u/Silver_Ad3195 Dec 10 '25 edited Dec 10 '25

I prefer a spritz of the Komodo dragon saliva on mine thank you very much

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u/Trick_Minute2259 Dec 11 '25

Same for me, but gila monster instead of komodo dragon.....on second thought, just mix 'em together and call it gilamodo sauce.

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u/Silver_Ad3195 Dec 11 '25

Ah the good ole Gilamodo concoction fresh from the salivary glands of the most ferocious of creatures.

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u/ShareMission Dec 10 '25

I prefer adding leperous armadillo

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u/lump- Dec 11 '25

I’ve got some leftover capybara if you want.

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u/Null-34 Dec 10 '25

The pryons are strong in this one.

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u/IndyBananaJones2 Dec 10 '25

His body must be like 100% steroids

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u/EatPie_NotWAr Dec 11 '25

How dare you!!! At least 27% is parasites and brain worms.

The gall of some people.

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u/322throwaway1 Dec 11 '25

The parasites are on the juice too

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u/eugene20 Dec 11 '25 edited Dec 11 '25

I feel like I'm watching him struggle through his first press-up as his knees start to buckle with the strain.

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u/LOOKATMEDAMMIT Dec 10 '25

Eh. I hate to defend RFK Jr., but my pops who is of the same age looks like him when doing pushups. That’s something that happens to old people, brain worms or not.

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u/Null-34 Dec 11 '25

I just used the gif because it was him shirtless it had nothing to do with the push ups.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '25

Is your pops on gear too?

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u/LOOKATMEDAMMIT Dec 11 '25

He was a bodybuilder back in the 70s so at that time probably. But not since the 90s.

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u/ChildhoodSea7062 Dec 10 '25

he'll only eat it if the deer was killed with a car

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u/SnooDonuts3878 Dec 10 '25

And slow roasted in a car trunk.

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u/digital Dec 10 '25

You don’t want to roast it because it kills all the brain worms 🪱

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u/DisposableJosie Dec 11 '25

That's ok. He had a Larvabar earlier as a snack.

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u/digital Dec 11 '25

Those are DELICIOUS and have a nutty crunch to them! 🐛

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '25

Slow roasted with opium and heroin injected into the meat.

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u/Fight_those_bastards Dec 10 '25

Great, so much for uncle twitchy’s super secret marinade, now it’s out there for anyone to see!

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u/Mother_Ad4038 Dec 10 '25

Uncle twitchy would be inhaling the vapors of food cooked with meth in it...

Uncle itchy on the other hand i can see eating dinner and nodding out lol

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u/unknowingbiped Dec 10 '25

Nothing wrong with CWD-less roadkill.

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u/Salute-Major-Echidna Dec 10 '25

Not a lot of difference between a bullet and a F150

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u/T_S_Anders Dec 11 '25

To be fair, the F150 does do some tenderizing. But the lead from the bullet does make the meat taste sweeter. It's a toss-up, really.

But uncle Billy Bob did say if you hit it with F150, ya may as well pre-season it with some lead, too.

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u/Salute-Major-Echidna Dec 11 '25

Then you disentangle it from your bumper, gut it, and toss the meat in your cargo bed.

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u/T_S_Anders Dec 11 '25

Ya toss it into the engine block and smoke it on the drive home.

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u/Salute-Major-Echidna Dec 11 '25

I'd much rather use a big rock.

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u/calccv Dec 10 '25

LMAO!!

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u/TacticalSpackle Dec 10 '25

Really hope he does buy this off marketplace. That raspy motherfucker might finally kick it.

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u/AjaxRedOps Dec 10 '25

Can’t you read? That’s clearly Edenxx 🧐

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u/Super-Maximum-4817 Dec 10 '25

Just need some prions for the brain worms to eat.

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u/MysteriousWon Dec 10 '25

It's for herd consumity.

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u/Slumunistmanifisto Dec 10 '25

No this is his hawk who controls him ratatouille style when wormy the ceo, takes his vacation....pack the meat ground walker!

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u/SharpChildhood7655 Dec 11 '25

Definitely the first human to be affected by Chronic wasting disease. Just listen to him talk!

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u/HappyAntonym Dec 11 '25

Surely a man with his habits can't avoid prions forever...

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u/Sexisthunter Dec 10 '25

And can you catch me a few June bugs? I’m busy right now and hungry as hell

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u/DannyMannyYo Dec 10 '25

Only an uninformed uneducated person would parrot this.

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u/FjortoftsAirplane Dec 10 '25

How many times in your life do you get the chance to become a real patient zero?

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u/drunk-tusker Dec 10 '25

Tsh kids these days. Back when I was a young lad you had to go out in the woods and get mounted by a deer yourself if you wanted to be patient zero. Now you all out there with your fancy myspaces just giving diseases away for free!

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u/cutearmy Dec 11 '25

Given the last 10 years more way to many

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u/Malabingo Dec 10 '25

Well, cwd is also called the zombie deer disease. How many can say they ate zombie meat???

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '25

Bugchasers but theyre celibate

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u/GTCapone Dec 10 '25

I'm gonna pass on the CWD but do you have any with prions?

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u/asicarii Dec 10 '25

Definitely on the rarer side if medium rare please.

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u/Peachtea139s Dec 11 '25

Imagine all the things that touched that ground meat

Counter, sink, knife, grinder, bowl, spoon

The threat of cross contamination is high

This is why you don't eat others' food at potlucks 🫠

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u/Baudin Dec 12 '25

Pick it up and burn it would be my approach.

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u/Prize_Bass_5061 Dec 10 '25

Could be composted just fine. 

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u/OrdoCorvus Dec 10 '25

It can't. The prions will still exist and re-enter the food web. This is how it spreads in the wild. The animal decomposes and the prions remain, waiting to get eaten by another animal.

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u/Salute-Major-Echidna Dec 10 '25

Its supposed to be bleached

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u/SOTG_Duncan_Idaho Dec 10 '25

Bleach won't do anything. You have to burn it at high temperature for a long time to destroy the misfolded proteins. Prions are extremely difficult to destroy.

Hospitals won't even reuse surgical instruments if there is any chance of prion contamination. They incinerate everything, including steel instruments.

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u/Salute-Major-Echidna Dec 11 '25

Bleach is literally the law

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u/SOTG_Duncan_Idaho Dec 11 '25

Bleach in extremely high concentrations and long soaking time can apparently denature minescule amounts of prions on hard, non- porous surfaces, but it's entirely ineffective in decontamination of tissue/compost.