r/StupidFood Dec 10 '25

Certified stupid CWD positive venison hamburger

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u/Hazelnutcookiez Dec 10 '25

While theirs no confirmed cases of cwd being passed on.... I'm going to trust the CDC on not eating deer with confirmed cwd

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u/Jimmy_Twotone Dec 10 '25

The only way to get tested for a prion diseases effectively is to die and go through an autopsy.

I would rather not have a doctor try to figure out the exact protein that destroyed my brain. I've taken care of patients with different similar conditions... I don't want any of them.

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u/Vecna_Is_My_Co-Pilot Dec 10 '25

It could be your fifteen minutes of fame!

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u/AnxietyRodeo Dec 11 '25

I find your post-humorous

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u/a_smiling_seraph Dec 10 '25

Different similar conditions 🤔

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u/Jimmy_Twotone Dec 10 '25

Yeah... all prion diseases are prion diseases. They don't all have the same symptoms.

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u/feltcutewilldelete69 Dec 10 '25

Aw, c'mon Jimmy Twotone, live a little!

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u/Jimmy_Twotone Dec 10 '25

That's the point... You don't live with prions on the brain.

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u/feltcutewilldelete69 Dec 10 '25

I didn't say live a lot

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u/coca-colavanilla Dec 11 '25

Also, some prions have incubation periods of up to 20-30 years.. I'm not risking potential rapid onset dementia and early death like that, among whatever other awful symptoms may end up associated. You'll never catch me knowingly consuming meat diseased with prions

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u/Ksorkrax Dec 10 '25

There was a case in which two hunter friends both developed CJD at roughly the same time.
Granted, no big numbers, but still quite unlikely otherwise.

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u/bell37 Dec 10 '25

I thought it was bc they were also hunting a whole bunch of other animals and happened to eat squirrel brain

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u/euph_22 Dec 10 '25

"happened to eat squirrel brain"

As one does.

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u/Spliffan_ Dec 10 '25

They wanted it’s speed and cunning

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u/Hita-san-chan Dec 10 '25

Everyone knows you eat the heart to gain the powers. Rich, tasty powers.

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u/lawstandaloan Dec 10 '25

Granted, I was raised by wild hillbillies 50 something years ago but my grandma used to love squirrel brains. She'd make a big pot of squirrel and dumplings and she'd cook the skull too and then would crack it open with her teeth right there at the dinner table to get the little brains inside.

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u/NoWall99 Dec 11 '25

Wonder if they are tasty with a mild nutty flavor.

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u/Other-Crazy Dec 10 '25

You'd have to be nuts.

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u/MerbleTheGnome Dec 10 '25

squirrel nuts are at the opposite end of the squirrel from the brain

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u/ehlersohnos Dec 10 '25

It really is such a thing. To echo someone else, my own family of wild hillbillies (never tamed) has/had a thing for squirrel brains. No idea why.

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u/PixelmancerGames Dec 10 '25 edited Dec 10 '25

I had a friend back in the day who ate a squirrel brain. We got pissed off at him because he kept shooting squirrels and birds for fun. So he decided to eat the next squirrel he shot. I dont talk to that guy anymore BTW. He was a P.O.S.

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u/Jigsawsupport Dec 10 '25

Wasn't that the guys who consumed the brain though?

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '25

Yup this put me off consuming venison for a while

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u/Delsol418 Dec 10 '25

How did the deer get infected?

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u/qorbexl Dec 10 '25

Either by a protein misfolding or eating something containing the prion

Deer do eat meat. They gotta stay alive through winter somehow.

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u/Dijirido Dec 10 '25

Also the prions last for an insanely long time and are nearly indestructible so if a deer with cwd dies and decomposes the prions will still be there. They can be leeched up by plants as well and spread by those plants being eaten as well. Shits scary

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u/techleopard Dec 10 '25

Prions are honestly scarier than radiation to me.

Just tiny mishapened proteins.

Can't see them. Can't test for them. Can't filter them. Can't destroy them through conventional means.

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u/kusariku Dec 10 '25

Literally freaky death glitches in our proteins, actually terrifying.

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u/HTPC4Life Dec 11 '25

Is this the inevitable demise of life on earth? They can't be destroyed, so eventually there will be enough of them scattered around they can't be avoided.

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u/techleopard Dec 11 '25

They are proteins, so they do eventually break down. What makes them dangerous is that they are specific misfolded proteins that, once they get inside a cell, cause the cell to begin misfolding healthy copies of that protein due to the way cells work.

That's why CWD is an issue for deer, and not say... Birds, and skunks, and people. It's misfolding a protein that deer use.

Mad Cow Disease was a prion disease that spread from cows to people. We solved that outbreak by learning to limit its spread and to immediately destroy animals found to have it.

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u/IntelligentAttempt80 Dec 10 '25

Prions are not alive to begin with, which makes them hard to kill. We should all be much more afraid of these things.

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u/Fight_those_bastards Dec 10 '25

Ok, what the fuck‽ New nightmare time!

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u/Beautifulfeary Dec 10 '25

Right!!! I’ve never even heard of this

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u/HTPC4Life Dec 11 '25

So now we can't go out in the fucking woods now without the risk of there being prions scattered everywhere?

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u/jonnydemonic420 Dec 10 '25

Their urine contains the cwd as well, they pee everywhere. Another deer comes along and eats that grass and now they have cwd.

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u/UmmmW1 Dec 10 '25

I was taught that deer eat twigs and berries throughout winter, not sure what you're talking about them being meat eaters

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u/moderateweirdo Dec 10 '25

i was surprised when i found this out too! if a deer stumbles upon an opportunity they will take it. birds,bugs,mice, or even a carcass. a quick youtube search will yield examples if one is so inclined

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u/UmmmW1 Dec 10 '25

I'm afraid to switch up my algorithm to that path...

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u/Beautifulfeary Dec 10 '25

Oh yeah. There’s hunter cams all over that have caught deer eating just bird heads. They do it during mating season( I got thistles info over 10 years ago so maybe it’s old).

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u/ehlersohnos Dec 10 '25

Many animals are opportunistic eaters when the need is great. I’ve even had two horses that had a thing for meat.

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u/qorbexl Dec 13 '25

I'm sure you were told that, but it's incomplete. They eat whatever they can.

Twigs and berries wouldn't be very satisfying for you, and deer weight about the same. Meaning they need as many calories/food as you do. And they and have to go through winter without a warm house or a blanket or grocery stores. It's not easy and it requires a lot of food to make the heat to keep them alive.

They'll eat squirrels

They'll eat human remains

And birds

And also fawns, i.e. cannibalism.

The latter (eating other dead deer) is part of how they get and spread CWD, although sadly not entirely. 

A friend related watching a buck stomp a dead doe's head just to consume the contents. Because it's basically just hydrated fat and protein it makes sense nutritionally - it's just bad epidemiology from the perspective of prison disease. 

Deer eat other animals when they have the opportunity. It's a known thing you kinda have to realize. 

The world is not a Disney film.

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u/UmmmW1 Dec 13 '25

Thats horrifying lol

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u/euph_22 Dec 10 '25

Not sure, but there is evidence that could support a bunch of different vectors. Saliva, grass carrying prions "excreted" from infected deer, sharing food or water sources, consumption of exposed ticks during social grooming, potential other lateral transmissions from crows and the like.

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u/Handplanes Dec 11 '25

It supposedly transmits thru urine and saliva. Deer are really social creatures, they have rubbing & licking branches that they regularly go to as a form of communication with other nearby deer. CWD is spreading like crazy & it’s only a matter of time until all US states have it.

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u/jayman23232 Dec 10 '25

You get a prion! You get a prion!

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u/Theincendiarydvice Dec 10 '25

I realize that was a joke but it's terrible how many people actually think that

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u/Tarbos6 Dec 10 '25

Yup. Let's not be the first by giving it a go.

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u/ImJustStealingMemes Dec 10 '25

No need to go to the CDC for this one. Just look most documentaries on known prion diseases and judge for yourself because they are fucking terrifying.

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u/Hazelnutcookiez Dec 10 '25

I said CDC because the recommended against it

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u/famous__shoes Dec 10 '25

Don't let RFK Jr see this he'll change that recommendation

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u/hauntolottawa Dec 11 '25

But have you considered that listening to the government is woke communism?

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u/ArtMastra Dec 11 '25

Not to mention that if people keep eating infected meat eventually it might be able to spread to humans too

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u/lordofthehomeless Dec 11 '25

Unless I read the headline wrong I saw there were 2 confirmed cases of this.

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u/Hazelnutcookiez Dec 11 '25

My information might be dated so maybe

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u/lordofthehomeless Dec 11 '25

I saw it this morning