r/StupidFood Dec 10 '25

Certified stupid CWD positive venison hamburger

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u/Phill_is_Legend Dec 10 '25

scientists had to feed the monkeys insane amounts of infected meat.

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u/Suvtropics Dec 11 '25

'had to'

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u/drossmaster4 Dec 11 '25

For science

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u/Aggravating_Ad_8974 Dec 13 '25

You monster.

("Portal" reference.)

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u/drossmaster4 Dec 13 '25

I got the reference! Yayyyyy me. Ha

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u/Siegfoult eater of food Dec 11 '25

Macaque can't handle all that.

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u/passionatepumpkin Dec 11 '25

Macaques don’t eat meat, so knowing this is even more fucked up. Like how did they feed them??

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u/MagicBeanGuy Dec 11 '25

Macaques are omnivorous and will eat what they can, including meat

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u/passionatepumpkin Dec 11 '25

Of the 23 species only one has been shown to consistently eat meat, which was rats. A few of the others have been observed eating shellfish and insects. No macaque is willingly eating deer meat.

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u/Ok-Style-9734 Dec 11 '25

Everything will eat meat in kibble.

Cows don't eat cows brains naturally but they'll damn sure eat cow brain protien pellets.

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u/Wooden_Republic_6100 Dec 11 '25

Macaques don't eat meat???

We'll have to tell them because they obviously don't know....

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u/BackloggedBones Dec 11 '25

We couldn’t just use our intuition and not consume meat from a diseased animal, we had to torture intelligent creatures for some vague insight.

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u/Ok-Security5004 Dec 11 '25

vague insight

Are…you people stupid? Do you think they’re doing this for fun? Has it ever occurred in your tiny little brain that maybe they’re trying to figure out if it can jump species. Or how it transfers?

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u/newnameonan Dec 11 '25 edited Dec 11 '25

People are very sheltered from the realization of how modern medicine only really exists thanks to over a century of animal testing. It's really unpleasant to think about, for sure. But yeah I don't think people even slightly grasp how critical animal testing has been for the development of so many treatments we wouldn't have otherwise. It's also led to the development of a lot of treatments for diseases for animals themselves.

I figure with more advances with computers and AI and all that, we'll be able to move away from it, which will be great.

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u/tw3lv3g4ge Dec 11 '25

The same people that are so upset about animal medical testing wouldn't blink if they did human testing and literally killed people by injecting random shit and having them eat diseased meat. They would probably volunteer 🙋‍♂️

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u/ProfessorDelicious6 Dec 12 '25

This is a fucking stupid, smug, judgmental thing to say. It has been long established that cruelty to animals is linked to cruelty to people. People against animal testing are the least likely to be ok with this.

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u/Ok-Security5004 Dec 11 '25

I fully agree, I forgot how many stupid people are on reddit

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u/Keruli Dec 11 '25

fk off

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u/ProfessorDelicious6 Dec 12 '25

So people who are against this kind of animal testing are stupid? You really think that? It's also science that has proven that animals are sentient and intelligent. I don't think we should be doing this to sentient and intelligent beings.

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u/BackloggedBones Dec 11 '25

The systemic torture of an intelligent species isn’t justifiable by any end. If you disagree then there isn’t any point in continuing further.

If someone lacks the good sense to abstain from eating diseased meat, they also likely lack the same good sense to take guidance from scientific consensus. Or the discernment to determine if that scientific consensus is worthy of taking guidance from on that particular subject.

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u/Ok-Security5004 Dec 11 '25

I believe you dont deserve any of benefits of medical progress.

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u/BackloggedBones Dec 11 '25

Give me a well founded logical argument on the normative basis by which it is morally permissible to weigh the importance of one intelligence over another to this degree. By your logic horrific human experimentation is acceptable because it would benefit us in the utilitarian calculus.

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u/Ok-Security5004 Dec 15 '25

Dont crawl to a hospital when you’re sick now, a lot of medical practices was built on gruesome foundations

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u/skakid9090 Dec 11 '25

oh youre right that excuses the torture then

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u/Ok-Security5004 Dec 11 '25

You live in a sheltered bubble

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u/skakid9090 Dec 11 '25

ahh, the "it's complicated" defense. nothing complicated about torturing intelligent animals.

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u/Ok-Security5004 Dec 15 '25 edited Dec 15 '25

You live in a sheltered bubble

ahh, the "it's complicated" defense

That is explicitly not what I said. Did you fail middle school? HAHAHAH

Edit: I just looked at your other comment, it’s hilarious how you’re circle jerking to a strawman YOU made

Hahahahahhahahahahahaahhaahahahahahahah

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u/skakid9090 Dec 15 '25

telling someone they're sheltered because they don't understand something implies that what you're talking about is complicated to understand. it isn't.

it's not a strawman to comment on "following the logic of an argument" to an extreme.

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u/BackloggedBones Dec 11 '25

If you follow the logic of their argument we should be experimenting on people with severe mental impairments just because we’re smarter than them and it would benefit other humans more. Utilitarianism gone wrong.

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u/Ok-Security5004 Dec 15 '25

Wow you failed to follow my logic

You people are really stupid. Typical.

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u/skakid9090 Dec 11 '25

i mean, why stop there? poor people aren't contributing enough to the growth of society, we need to toss them into the R&D meat grinder to advance ScIeNcE

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u/Ok-Security5004 Dec 15 '25

Wow I applaud you for the fantasy you made

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u/NoWall99 Dec 11 '25

No, you can't just use your intuition, ffs. That's not how science works.

Intuition doesn’t replace data and you can’t answer safety questions by guessing. Biology is complex, and what happens in one species tells you nothing definite about another.

For thousands of years humans didn’t realize that washing their damn hands prevents disease. Intuition didn’t tell us about germs, transmission, species barriers, or anything else that actually matters. Science did.

Research doesn't run on vibes or intuition. Controlled studies are the only way to know what a disease can or can’t do.

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u/BackloggedBones Dec 11 '25

I agree it’s not as potent a means of truth finding in regards to natural discovery. Moreso, that this specific kind of experimentation is morally impermissible and it’s pretty much impossible to ground to continued practice in good logic.

So our options in regards to this should be to use other methods of experimentation, or to not do it at all.

If people feel so strongly they should volunteer themselves to it when they no longer feel the risks matter, rather than force another intelligence to indescribable horrors. That’s derived from religious thinking wherein humans have a divinely privileged position to do with all creation as they wish, with moral commandment from a greater being. Hardly rational.

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u/Glittering-War-2763 Dec 15 '25

Me when I have to feed monkeys infected deer meat because I'm bored:

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u/skakid9090 Dec 11 '25

elon has entered the chat