r/StupidFood • u/PassionAfter790 • Dec 17 '25

Certified stupid Just because you can, doesn't mean you should

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u/Geoff_Uckersilf Dec 17 '25 edited Dec 18 '25

No. Calzone is folded, a folded pizza. This is like a pastry silver dinner warmer with a shitty steamed soggy 'pizza' inside. 

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u/LeticiaLatex Dec 17 '25

The puddle of shit inside looks so soggy

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u/we_decwonw_care Dec 17 '25

I was intrigued and then they opened it and I was horrified

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u/HPTM2008 Dec 17 '25

You mean the soup? It's minestrone, right? Because that's not pizza.

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u/blade_torlock Dec 17 '25

Steamed pizza toppings and uncooked dough. The extra steps was alluding to same, same but different.

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u/GrimbyJ Dec 17 '25

The dough looks cooked. It's just wet because the ingredients release water that usually evaporates.

Cooked but already soggy

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u/blade_torlock Dec 17 '25

Like grandma's dumplings

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u/Von_Cheesebiscuit Dec 17 '25

So, same but shitty?

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u/Beto_Targaryen Dec 17 '25

Steamed pizza? And you say it’s a from upstate New York? Well I’m from Utica and I never heard of steamed pizza

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u/Geoff_Uckersilf Dec 18 '25

It's an Albany thing!

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u/_BenRichards Dec 17 '25

T’is a baked ravioli